Little Life on An American Ranch
Chapter 588: Two idiots
Jian Heng has already developed immunity to such strange eyes, so he doesn't care about the eyes of the couple, and the couple are obviously not very good at interpersonal relationships, that is, they have a lot of deficiencies in dealing with people, so She kept looking at Jian Heng and Damai Mai with a very special look for a long time.
The two sisters were a little annoyed after being watched by the couple for a while, because it is very impolite to look at people like this no matter which country they are in.
Wheat frowned and said: Do we have any questions?
The couple were not stupid yet, after hearing Mai Mai's words and seeing the expression on Mai Mai's face, they finally realized it. Chen Wei immediately waved his hands and said awkwardly: No, no, we didn't mean that, we just thought It's kind of weird, oh no it's kind of weird, not weird at all.
All right, Jian Heng, who had no malice, smiled and said to Mai Mai generously.
After speaking, he turned to Chen Wei and Yuan Weiming and asked: Which university do you work in?
Sun Weiming said: How do you know we work at the university?
Not only Sun Weiming but also Chen Wei looked at Jian Heng curiously, as if he saw something very strange.
Jian Heng smiled and said: Guess!
In fact, seeing the two of them reminded Jian Heng of a joke he heard before. The joke went like this: There was a couple with doctors who had been married for several years and had no children. Finally, they had no choice but to go to the doctor. The doctor saw that the female doctor was still a virgin. They thought that they could have children by sharing the same bed. Finally, the doctor pointed out a way for them to go to the park to observe how dogs make puppies, and to learn and observe. So the doctor couple went to the park to see it. as expected! A few months later, the female doctor became pregnant. When the doctor saw them again and asked how the couple were doing, the doctor and his wife replied that the process of giving birth was very happy, but the park was too cold during this time. The doctor was speechless.
From Jian Heng's point of view, the two in front of him are almost the same as the doctoral couple in the story, and the accidents of human relations are still at the level of kindergartens like hello, thank you, sorry, it's really not surprising to say anything, because with two people His IQ couldn't think of anything wrong with these words at all, he just said what he thought.
Then your guess is really accurate, Sun Weiming from our Jiangnan Agricultural College said happily, he really thought that Jian Heng guessed, but he didn't expect that he could survive in the university and research institute just because of his dull appearance .
That's really a coincidence, said Damai, who is also from Jiangnan.
As soon as Damai finished speaking, the couple showed their negative EQ again.
Chen Wei interjected: None of us are from Jiangnan, we just study in Jiangnan, and now work in Jiangnan Agricultural College. My husband is from the province of Shepherd, and I am from Ontario. Our subjects are both animal husbandry. His research direction is.
Chuchu Chen Wei introduced the majors of the two of them here. You can introduce them as you say, but you have to follow up with a sentence at the end: You may not understand. Although the name of our major is a bit difficult to understand, it is very familiar. Important, in the current animal husbandry technology.
After talking for a long time, Jian Heng and Damai Wheat still didn't understand, because the two couples were full of professional expressions, and the only thing Jian Heng understood was that these two were professional talents related to livestock breeding.
Don't tell them such deep knowledge points, keep it simple and popular.
After finishing speaking, Sun Weiming said to the three people: It is how to make the female animal give birth to healthy calf.
Hey, women's explanations are extremely complicated, and men explain their arrogance as livestock midwives.
Are you here to travel? Jian Hengxin said: You two don't explain anymore, the more you explain, the more chaotic you are, and you can understand a little bit, but after you explain, you can't understand what you said at all.
Come out to relax, said Chen Wei, who was quite depressed at work during this time.
Hearing what his wife said, Sun Weiming held his glasses on his face sadly and nodded.
Jian Heng doesn't have the heart to ask,
But Xiaomai is very curious. After a while, Xiaomai can see that the two people in front of her are completely half idiots. They didn't mean to be rude, but they really didn't know what they did. Things are rude.
Having trouble at work? wheat asked.
Sun Weiming nodded: The project we applied for was not approved. If we want to have scientific research funds, we have to join other people's groups separately, but we don't want to do this. We want to study our own project. We think it is very promising. They Those who apply for the subject must have prospects.
When it comes to work, Sun Weiming seems to want to pour out all the bitterness in his heart, chatting with Mai for ten minutes.
Jian Heng, don't our dads have a stud farm in China that is short of technical talents, why don't we let the two of them have a try? Mai Mai was very enthusiastic, and when she saw two foolish people, she decided to help them, although she did not understand why no one invested in a promising project (Mai Mai believed that government funding was investment, she did not know that in China There is a big difference between a scientific researcher running a project and the United States).
After hearing this, Jian Heng said: What I want is an expert in breeding horses. Both of them are engaged in scientific research in universities, so they don't match!
horse? Or sensitive breeding horse? That's almost the same as us." Sun Weiming nodded and said.
As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Heng held back his unhappiness in his heart, because Chen Wei directly stretched out his leg and kicked Sun Weiming.
Sun Weiming looked at his wife with a puzzled look: why did you kick me?
This sentence immediately made Chen Wei blush. Intellectuals are shameless. Even the shameless people in the academic team are popular now, but this definitely does not include the husband and wife.
When Chen Wei heard her husband's question, she immediately felt that Jian Heng and the others had seen through her little thoughts, so she smiled awkwardly at Jian Heng: "Then we won't bother, we will come back later." There is time for everyone to get together.
After speaking, Chen Wei pulled Sun Weiming and left.
What are you doing, in such a hurry, I haven't explained myself to them yet.
Being dragged away by his wife, Sun Weiming muttered as he walked.
These two people are really interesting. Seeing them is like watching "The Big Bang Theory" and Xiaomai laughed.
Jian Heng joked: You mean they are stupid!
I'm not saying that, I'm saying they're both funny! By the way, why are you not interested in them? I think these two people are of a good standard. People who are stupid when dealing with ordinary things must have real skills, said Mai Mai.
You're so stupid, I'll go to Daddy's racecourse, just these two people can piss my dad off to death, believe it or not? Jian Heng laughed.
Damai said: How can you be so exaggerated?
Coupled with my dad's temperament, Jian Heng, who is really difficult to deal with, doesn't want to cause trouble.
The three of them watched the game attentively, and failed to win the championship when Barley came out. As soon as Damai's match is over, today's match is considered to be officially over, and the old and young men go home in their own vehicles.
When they got home, the Damai and Wheat sisters mentioned to Sun Xiuying that they met two idiots today.
Sun Xiuying thought that what Mai Mai said was good, so she called Jian Zhenhua over. Jian Zhenhua was also curious, and when she heard what Mai Mai said about the two idiots, she nodded and agreed to meet her.
The current Jian Zhenhua exaggerates a little bit to say that if you are looking for talents, you are eager to find the right person, but there are too many academic bastards, people with good talk and skills, and people who can't do anything in their hands. Hearing what Mai Mai said, he became interested See you at the last one.
Jian Heng was not around when we were talking about this matter, and when he saw Damai and Wheat taking out his iPad after eating, Jian Heng was already ready to show his face, stood by for a while, and then went out to eat and drink No, he really doesn't like listening to these women's conversations, it's too broken and jumpy, and ordinary men can't stand it.
When he arrived at the stables, he saw his own big fancy horse, and Jian Heng remembered that what he said about getting a horse to the ranch, he happened to be free today, so Jian Heng urged the big fancy horse to the depths of the pasture Walk.
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