Little Life on An American Ranch

Jian Heng looked at the notebook and laughed so hard that he slapped the table on the table, and shouted loudly: "Wonderful, wonderful! I never thought you would be here today, what an eye-opener!"

Damai and Maimai were lying on the bed and were about to wake up. After being yelled at by Jian Heng, they soon woke up. Maimai straightened up, looked at Jian Heng and asked Damai, "Is he crazy?"

Damai rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed: "Who knows, it's early in the morning."

While talking, he turned around and looked at the alarm clock next to the table, and found that it was already 7:30 in the morning, and he lifted his spirits: "It's so late, we slept for more than ten hours yesterday!"

"Sleeping for so long?" Mai Mai took out the remote controller from the bedside in surprise, reached out and pressed the curtains in the room and slowly opened them, and the bright sunshine outside the window slowly followed the closed curtains. Invades and floods the room.

"Sure enough! Wow, the sun in Los Angeles is so nice." Mai stretched her waist, lifted the blanket and got up from the bed, and got out of bed barefoot and wearing a nightgown.

When he walked to the door of the bathroom, he took off his nightgown and walked into the bathroom with a naked body, and called Jian Heng when he was about to enter the door.

As soon as Jian Heng turned his head and saw Mai Mai's shape, his heart immediately fluttered. He was about to walk over to Wushan together, when Mai Mai closed the door again with a snap.

"Isn't this tormenting people?" Jian Heng muttered.

Damai also got out of bed, because Maimai was in the bathroom, so she poured herself a cup of coffee, took it to Jian Heng's side, and sat sideways on the armrest of the sofa, stretched her head and looked at the person in front of Jian Heng. notebook.

"What did you write?" Damai speaks Chinese well, but if you expect her to know Chinese characters, it is not so easy. Up to now, the sisters know no more than 200 Chinese characters, and it is still far away from barrier-free reading. .

But Damai can't read text but can understand pictures. Although it is a mosaic, the mosaic is relatively shallow. It can be seen that there are some naked people. From the hairstyle, there are both men and women.

"X chaos party?" Damai is not a child, this kind of picture can tell roughly what it is.

Jian Heng said: "Do you still remember the big V who cheated us? It was the one who said that we smuggled wood to China. Now he has an accident, and he was filmed and released with a bunch of gangsters in the hotel. to the Internet."

After listening to Damai and thinking about it for a while, he knew who Jian Heng was talking about.

So the corrected computer asked curiously: "This is illegal in China, right? Do you want to go to jail?"

Jian Heng sighed, and said with a little regret: "It's a pity, this thing didn't happen in China, if it wasn't for the crime of gathering a crowd to riot and sentence them for several years! What a pity, what a pity!"

It's fine if Damai doesn't mention it, but when Damai mentioned it, Jian Heng immediately felt that the excitement suddenly became a little weaker. The seemingly perfect result of resolving hatred, now has a little flaw. This made Jian Heng very depressed: Why can't you bring a bunch of foreigners to do business in China?

"Come on, translate for me, what is said above," Damai said.

So now Jian Heng honestly translated the article to Damai.

Waiting for Maimai to come out of the bathroom, Jian Heng translated it for Maimai again. The three of them were very happy about the big V's misfortune, and even ate more breakfast.

When the three of them got up for the second time to pick up their meals, He Ye brought his bodyguards over.

Pulling out the chair and sitting down, He Ye yawned and said to Jian Heng: "By the way, have you heard that there is something wrong with that big v, and it is said that it is changing x on the American side. The party was photographed and posted on the Internet, and now it has become a big mess, I heard that the Wenming Daily has spoken out.”

"He looks like a decent person who speaks righteously, who would have thought that he would do such a bad thing in private," Jian Heng said disdainfully.

If it was framed, Jian Heng felt that he could still sympathize with him from time to time, and of course it was limited to sympathy. If Jian Heng knew that his enemy could not be killed with a stick, then he should not stretch out the stick and wait for a better opportunity. Now that this happened, Jian Heng directly felt that this person was worthless at all.

He Ye smiled lightly and said: "You don't know that, the more decent you are, the less it is a thing, like a few days ago, when some literati involved in harassing women, they didn't look so moral , Let me tell you, the literary and art circle is actually a virtue, everyone in front of you is your teacher and other teachers, and the word teacher is almost as cheap as a lady, what can't you do with men stealing women and prostitutes behind your back?"

"what?"

Jian Heng glanced at He Ye, and asked curiously: "You used to maintain a normal mind when talking about this kind of thing, why can't you hold back this time, want to vomit quickly, want to vomit Is your literary circle ugly?"

"You are from the literature and art circle. I am from Brother Fang Kong's circle. I am a serious businessman. It's not like some people who are female cousins ​​and set up memorial archways. Forget it, let's not mention this matter "He Ye waved his hand here, looked at the table, and then remembered that it was a buffet in the morning, so he stood up and went around to see what suits his taste.

He Ye just left here, and a new guest came to Jian Heng's side.

Naturally, the new guest couldn't be a bodyguard. He Ye's bodyguard had already sat in the seat next to him, took two hamburgers and started shooting left and right. Not to mention, seeing this guy really has an appetite for eating, his throat is like a bottomless pit, as if he just needs to throw something in it, two hamburgers means more than one minute and less than two minutes, and he will give it' Throwing it into the stomach, Jian Heng felt that he could eat another bowl.

The person who came was Hu Chengzhi. The warm smile on this guy's face made people feel a sense of intimacy and a sense of spring breeze.

However, this kind of feeling is common to ordinary people. Jian Heng didn't feel how warm this kid's smile was. When he saw his smiling face, he immediately wanted to step up and step on it with his feet, and then asked: "I'll let you do it again." laugh!

Yesterday I had an in-depth chat with He Ye about Hu Chengzhi, and Jian Heng felt that this man was too dangerous. A man is not greedy for money or sex, and usually has outrageous self-control. I felt a little shuddering all the time. According to He Ye's words, this man has nothing to like except his own political ambitions. When Jian Heng picked up the plane yesterday, his good impression of him was lost to Java. went.

Putting Hu Chengzhi on the ground and rubbing it twice in his mind, Jian Heng asked: "Ah, Mr. Hu came so early?"

"It's getting late, I usually start working at this time." Hu Chengzhi was not polite, nodded at Damai and Mai, and sat in the position where He Ye was just now.

"I heard that the former Mai Yiliang made a big deal, have you heard about it?"

The former Mai Yiliang is the blog name of that big V.

As soon as Jian Heng heard it, he immediately replied: "I heard that, because of this, I ate a big extra bowl of rice. Here, look!" Jian Heng showed Hu Chengzhi his own bowl.

Hu Chengzhi smiled and said: "Not only that, I got the news that this incident happened in this hotel!"

Stretching out his hand to click on the table, Hu Chengzhi casually glanced at Jian Heng's face. For some reason, Hu Chengzhi always felt that this matter had nothing to do with the man in front of him. Hu Chengzhi believed in his intuition. Trust goes beyond the eyes.

"Here? Which room do you live in? I must go and observe it. Good guy, have you seen it? That guy is really wonderful. How about this? Then everyone will go together and beat the gongs and drums." Jian Heng said to Hu Chengzhi didn't care about the temptation at all.

Hu Chengzhi said: "What a coincidence, it's just below your room, which means their room is directly below your room!"

"I'm going, I really echoed the old saying, it's not that friends don't get together, they can meet in such a big America," Jian Heng said with a smile.

After hearing this, Damai said, "Since we are here, let's beat him up. Anyway, he will be locked up for a few days at most, and he will be released on bail with some money."

As soon as Xiaomai heard that he was going to beat up the person who cheated his parents-in-law and sister-in-law and sister-in-law's family, he immediately nodded in agreement and said, "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up!"

After speaking, Mai wiped his mouth and immediately stood up, and Barley also put down his spoon and followed Mai to stand up.

Jian Heng stood up after looking at it: "Even if you don't want to beat someone up, you still have to join in the fun and take a look. Good guy, gang x, how shameless is this?"

While Hu Chengzhi was stunned, the three walked away.

He Ye came over with a plate of food at this time, sat next to Hu Chengzhi and said, "Are you still planning to get close? Let me tell you this, don't waste time, he and you can't be friends!"

"Why, I believe that sincerity can lead to gold and stone!" Hu Chengzhi said confidently.

He Ye casually raised his hand and gestured between himself and Hu Chengzhi: "We've known each other for almost twenty years, do you think we are friends?"

"..." Hu Chengzhi remained silent.

He Ye continued: "You and him are not on the same side, just like me and you, it will never be possible to integrate into each other's circle."

"Don't you think he is mysterious?"

He Ye nodded: "So what, I won't probe into my friend's privacy, just like he doesn't probe into mine now, as long as friends have similar personalities, it would be boring to figure it out that way."

Hu Chengzhi was sad.

Not to mention that the two were fighting at the dining table, Jian Heng went upstairs and entered the elevator and hadn't come out yet. As soon as the door opened, he saw two policemen standing at the entrance of the elevator, asking them for their room cards. And said that without the room card of this floor, you cannot enter this floor. At the same time, Jian Heng also saw some reporters on both sides of the aisle, and they were all stopped by the police outside the aisle.

Jian Heng stretched his head and took a few glances: "What a pity, what a pity!"

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