Live Beautification System
Chapter 16: Great Hermit
When they came to Nanbei City, the girls were a little overwhelmed. The things here are really exquisite, and they are more or less ancient. Strictly speaking, they are not only exquisite, but also unique, emotional, and design, and they are easy to be favored by girls.
Seeing several girls looking at various small objects with bright eyes, Ding Mu pursed his lips, thinking in his mind. It's not that men don't have the desire to shop, but they are more rational and may consider whether it is useful to buy it back. Girls shop for their eyes, and buy if they like it. It’s different if it’s a couple, the man will think about whether his girlfriend likes it, the girlfriend likes it, and if he can make him happy, he will buy it.
Several girls bought a few things they liked, all of which were relatively cheap, and they didn't spend a lot of money.
A few people continued to walk forward, and found that the front was lively, similar to the old flyover performers. Talking, playing and singing, writing and painting are colorful.
There are those who knock on earthen pots and sing ditties, those who sprinkle white sand to write couplets, and those who play with flags on poles, and those surrounded by wooden fences are also training bears and monkeys.
These old entertainers are pure entertainers. After performing for a while, the apprentices will come up with cymbals to ask the audience for money.
Fang Shiyi doesn't like to talk, she looks quiet and delicate, with fair skin, a small upturned nose and two shallow dimples. She is good at calligraphy. I watched for a while on the sidelines of the artist who wrote the couplet in Sa Baisha.
The man knelt on the ground with one leg, pinched the white sand with his thumb and forefinger in one hand and sprinkled it into various fonts or patterns, then took two small bamboo boards to beat and sang, which was very funny. This person's calligraphy is even more impressive. He can use white sand to write large characters with double hooks measuring one foot and two feet long. He can write a stroke of blessing, a stroke of longevity, and a stroke of tiger. He can also combine small characters to form a poem or a couplet. "The book boy rubs the ink and wipes the book boy's ink, and the plum fragrance adds coal and explodes the plum fragrance two eyebrow coal." Seeing the artist sprinkle a good calligraphy with white sand on the ground, Fang Shiyi smiled slightly, and consciously put it in the money box. Put five yuan in it.
Because modern people watch the horizontal bar program of the Olympic Games, it seems not uncommon for them to cross the bar. But this entertainer is also very skillful, and the posture on the bar has a good name similar to Bai Yuan stealing peaches and Liu Ling lying drunk. At the end, he also performed a good finale, using only his index finger and middle finger on the horizontal bar, and slowly stood upside down, which was very thrilling. Yang Jinghua's mouth widened at the sight, and she also consciously put five yuan into the money box.
Lu Tingting and Ding Mu are watching and playing Zhongfan. This man is very funny, not tall, with a strong body, he is not young, his hair is white, and his upper body is bare. Before the performance, please bring out the banner, and a loud voice next to it will introduce it to everyone: "This is called Zhongfan, which used to be an ancient support. It is three feet long, with flags hanging on it, and five-color round umbrellas on it. , yellow, pink, blue, red, green, one bigger than the other, this is called a cloud disk. The triangular one on the top of the disk is called the Shunfeng flag. The yellow one under the disk is called a grain bag, which symbolizes a good harvest. The flag under the disk is embroidered with They are all gods and Buddhas."
Then he yelled: "Look at the Chinese stunt, play with the Chinese flag."
The jugglers started playing. The talkative person on the side introduced: "This middle flag weighs a hundred catties. The most important thing is to have amazing physical strength. You can try it later, how heavy this middle flag is."
The flag-players take turns to play with their hands, arms, shoulders, legs, knees, feet and other parts, and the flags fly high and steady.
"Everyone pay attention, the following are all finale stunts, all back away."
"The golden rooster is on the shelf."
I saw the banner dancer holding the heavy banner high in his hands, shaking his hands, throwing it into the air, and when it fell, he held it with his head.
"Sword in the back."
The banner dancer held the middle banner upside down with one hand, shook his arm vigorously, and the middle banner went up, and then he supported it with his head.
Then he turned his shoulders again and again, slammed his forehead, and then suddenly turned to the lower gum.
"Tooth sword."
The man raised his face, bit the pole with his teeth, and shook vigorously, the middle flag jumped up suddenly, flying a foot high, and then held it with his head.
Then he turned his left elbow to his right elbow, and finally stood still abruptly, spinning the flag of more than a hundred catties in front of and behind him.
"Okay." Everyone applauded thunderously.
"The most exciting thing is coming. This is called Broken Beam."
In the meantime, the man shook the middle flag with both hands, threw it into the air, and when the middle flag fell, he caught it with the bridge of his nose.
Whoops... Everyone exclaimed, all sweating, but seeing that this person was not damaged at all, they couldn't help but donated their money and started offering rewards.
Let's see. Lu Tingting pointed at the artist's body and said, "Look at his muscles." Then she touched Ding Mu's arm, "What's wrong with you, are you dumbfounded?"
Ding Mu was indeed a little dumbfounded. His eyes are not ordinary now, with "sharp and charming" perfect eyes. In Ding Mu's eyes, the arcs revealed by the artist's muscles have many things worth learning when beautifying the human body.
Hearing Lu Tingting's question, Ding Mu said: "It's okay, I think this person is really powerful."
"It's rare for a narcissistic person like you to praise others."
"It's amazing in itself, should I hurry up and ask him to sign it for me?"
"You don't come here, they are all going there, let's go too."
Going further back, there are slightly fewer people. It has become a half-sale and half-play area.
A small stall made of bluestone inkstones attracted Fang Shiyi's attention. The old craftsman used large bluestone as the material to carve each inkstone carefully. This material is not very valuable, not as good as Duan inkstone and Chengni inkstone, but the carving work of the old craftsman is good, and the water grinding skills make everything very fine.
Following Fang Shiyi's eyes, Ding Mu found that the inkstone was really exquisite.
The bluestone inkstone has no cover, is polished very polished, and is roughly divided into two parts. One side is a shallow square ink pool, and the other side is a very common festive pattern, with both blessings and blessings, that is, bats and sika deer. This sika deer looks back and raises its head. The antlers are lifelike and lifelike, and it does have some skills.
"How do you sell this inkstone?" Fang Shiyi's voice was like a gnat.
"2500, no bargaining." The old craftsman's ear voice was very good.
"It's so expensive." Several students gasped.
The old craftsman chuckled: "It's too expensive, I have rules. You don't bargain when buying things, but you can give them as gifts."
"How can I give it as a gift?" Qiu Ping, who had been with Fang Shiyi all the time, asked as a help.
"Have you seen my big bluestone? Anyone who can break a big stone in his chest can choose any inkstone from this cabinet." The old craftsman pointed to another cabinet. The inkstones in it were much worse. If you dig a hole, that is, something worth ten yuan, it must be too heavy for those who don't want it.
"We don't want the one over there, but this one?" Qiu Ping continued to ask.
"Then you need to put nail boards under your body, and then crush big stones on your chest." The old craftsman said gently.
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to answer.
"Let me try it." Ding Mu blinked and said to the old craftsman.
The old craftsman laughed and said, "The young man is so good-looking, and he's quite courageous. What's the matter? He still has some hard work on him?"
The corner of Ding Mu's mouth curled up and said: "I don't have kung fu, but I'm still a bully in elementary school. The teacher in physics class taught me about Newton's law. The greater the mass, the greater the inertia. The greater the inertia, it really spread to me The strength is very small. Your old man will pick me the largest bluestone in a while."
"Hey," Lu Tingting tugged at Ding Mu's wrist, which was greasy and smoother than her own skin, "You are skinny and tender, and you still have to lie on a nail board, isn't it piercing you? Alright."
Ding Mu insisted: "It's okay, for a reason, the pressure on my body is distributed on these many nails. The pressure is actually very small, so it's okay. If others can do it, I can do it too."
"Boy, what you said is right. But the nail board is skillful. My nail board is not too dense. You have to spread your body flat on the nail board so as not to get hurt. Those jugglers in front Those who do not dare to sleep on my peg board, otherwise bloodshed will easily occur." The old craftsman moved out the peg board and threatened.
"Ding Mu, don't mess with it, I don't want this inkstone anymore!" Fang Shiyi also tugged on Ding Mu's clothes, earnestly and anxiously. She knew that what Ding Mu said was reasonable, but it was a matter of life and death.
"So, I want to try it even more." Ding Mu still has a guarantee in his heart, he has obtained the perfect skin achievement, and his defense power has increased a lot.
"Okay, young man has the courage, then sign a life and death certificate." The old craftsman said kindly.
Needless to say, although Ding Mu usually likes to show off, he is still quite a man when it matters. After signing, he smiled at everyone and said, "Look."
Ding Mu put the things in his pocket into his backpack and put the backpack in Lu Tingting's hand. Wei Wei took off her sweaty shirt, and Fang Shiyi took the initiative to take it.
As soon as the clothes were taken off, the perfect skin and strong figure were revealed, which made several girls blush, and several boys showed envious expressions.
Although Ding Mu's figure is not perfect, at least it is adjusted by referring to Greek sculptures. The standard wasp waist, solid chest muscles and eight-packed abdominal muscles outline the mermaid line, plus the addition of perfect skin. Yes, it's still charming. Ding Mu also specially processed the arc between the waist and the waist and buttocks, which makes him feel very sexy.
"Come on!" Ding Mu lay lightly on the nail board, completely fine.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The old craftsman picked a heavy bluestone and placed it firmly on Ding Mu's chest.
"Oh." Ding Mu screamed.
"Ah, ah, does it hurt? The old man should remove the stone soon. I won't come." Lu Tingting said nervously.
The old man smiled and said: "He pretended to be sympathetic. The difficulties have long passed."
Ding Mu laughed out loud, out of breath, and said, "It's okay, don't tease me, the stone is so heavy that I can't breathe, smash it quickly."
The old craftsman picked up the stone hammer and smashed it violently, the bluestone was torn apart, and Dingmu was unscathed, so he jumped up easily.
"Then I'll take this inkstone away." Ding Mu's body was pierced with dense marks by iron nails, but they disappeared quickly. Seeing it, the old man was slightly moved and said: "You can take it away. Little classmate, I will give you an extra book."
Then, the old craftsman took out the inkstone first, handed it to Ding Mu, and then went to his shop.
Ding Mu immediately gave the inkstone to Fang Shiyi, and said with a smile: "I'll give it to you, it's very easy, it's easy, it's free, don't thank me."
Fang Shiyi's face was red at first, but after listening to Ding Mu's nonsense, she whispered dumbfoundedly: "Thank you anyway."
Lu Tingting stuffed the bag into Ding Mu's hand, and said sourly: "Yo, Ding Mu, you can do it. For the beauty, it's the same as going up the mountain of knives and going down into the sea of fire. You can take your own bag." .”
After a while, the old man came out and took out a handwritten thread-bound book. There was no writing on the cover. He said preciously: "This book is the Vajra Indestructible Body of Shaolin Secret. We are destined to give it to you."
Ding Mu has one advantage. He respects the elderly very much. He solemnly accepted it and said, "I don't dare to say goodbye. I will definitely study it when I get home."
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