Live Beautification System

Time to get off.

There was a stench inside Luo's Clinic. This faint stench was an unbearable stench in Xue Lingyun's nose.

Her sense of smell can distinguish thousands of medicinal materials and thousands of perfumes, but she can't tell whether the stench is pig manure or human feces. Anyway, it smells too bad and I don’t know what it is doing. Is there something wrong with the sewer? Fortunately, it was time to get off work, so I quickly called Gongsun Xiao and went back to the apartment together.

As soon as she went out, she saw a boy, who was quite tall and had a handsome face. After so many years of not seeing each other, she thought she would gradually lose her memory of this face, but occasionally, she could still see her in her dreams. She also thought more than once that maybe she would never see him again in this life. The intersection back then may turn into eternal memories.

Today, when she saw this face again, Xue Lingyun felt that he was the only one left in her eyes. She felt that she was surprisingly calm, but she still smiled, showing a very soft and peaceful smile, and said, "It's great to have friends from far away."

Gongsun Xiao, who was beside him, said with a grimace: "Xiao Lingling and Ding Mu have children. Look, his children are already so old."

"Hello, beautiful sister." Ding Yan said to Xue Lingyun.

"The seniority is wrong." Xue Lingyun's soft voice revealed a hint of persistence, "You should call me aunt."

"Oh, mother said that when you see a beautiful girl, you should call her sister." Ding Yan said.

"You kid, your body smells like dingmu." Xue Lingyun sniffed, shook her head and said, "When you grow up, you will harm many girls."

"What is a disaster?" Ding Muhu said, "Yan'er, please call this beautiful sister Aunt Ling."

"Aunt Ling." Ding Yan said sweetly.

Xue Lingyun said: "Little Guitou, what do you think is so beautiful about Aunt Ling?"

Ding Yan said without hesitation: "Hmm, Aunt Ling, have you put on makeup? The red lips are very beautiful."

Gongsun Xiao smiled and said: "Ding Mu, your son is really a straight man. They say that straight men can only see girls wearing lipstick."

Ding Mu also smiled and said: "By the way, does our Xue have a partner? I think the lipstick she wears is also very sexy. This is the color No. 12 of YSL's Mirror Charm series, commonly known as the color that kills men."

"Oh, yes, Ding Mu, you know a lot. Little Guitou, hurry up and learn from your father." Gongsun Xiao rubbed Ding Yan's head and said.

Xue Lingyun's expression remained unchanged and she said, "Ding Mu, why did you suddenly come to the United States and didn't say anything when you came?"

"I don't have your contact information, so I came directly to your door." Ding Mu said, "I drove the car. Where do you live? If it's convenient, let's make an appointment for dinner together."

"It's okay to have dinner, but don't go out." Xue Lingyun said, "The Chinese food here is very unauthentic. Ding Mu, I remember that your cooking skills are pretty good. We have ingredients at home. Come to our apartment and show us your skills." Bar."

"Yeah, that's fine." Ding Mu said to Ding Yan, "Yan'er has never eaten the food cooked by his father."

"Well, I'm looking forward to it." Ding Yan said.

"OK, let's go." Ding Mu took his sons, Gongsun Xiao and Xue Lingyun, and drove to their apartment.

Xue Lingyun and Gongsun Xiao rented a two-bedroom apartment together, with a separate living room and kitchen, and each room had an independent bathroom. It was a typical American-style apartment with a more modern and warm feeling.

As soon as he arrived at the door, a bouquet of flowers was inserted on the doorknob, and a card was written for Xue Lingyun.

Xue Lingyun's face was expressionless, and Gongsun Xiao said: "Ding Mu, look, someone sends flowers to our beautiful lady Xue every day. It must have been more than a month."

Ding Mu shook his head and did not directly answer Gongsun Xiao's words. Instead, he turned to his son and said, "Son, dad taught you that this is the Pavlovian method of sending flowers. This method of sending flowers is too low."

"What? What is Pavlov's method of sending flowers?" Gongsun Xiao asked curiously.

"Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, Soviet physiologist, psychologist, physician, founder of the theory of advanced neural activity, founder of the physiology of advanced neural activity. The constructor of the conditioned reflex theory, and also the traditional psychology One of the figures who has the greatest influence on the development of psychology outside the field. Pavlov conducted an experiment with dogs: every time before giving food to the dog, turn on a red light and ring a bell. After a period of time, the bell rings. Or when the red light comes on, the dog starts to salivate." It was not Ding Mu who said this long paragraph, but Ding Yan. He had an excellent memory and was very knowledgeable.

Ding Mu said proudly: "Miss Gongsun, look, what my son said is so good. This Pavlov method of sending flowers is like this. It will send flowers for more than a month and then suddenly stop. At this time, everyone in Xue's heart There will definitely be doubts and a slight sense of disappointment, what is going on? At this time, this person appears, trying to take down the Xue family in one fell swoop."

"Hahaha," Gongsun Xiao laughed so hard he said, "Reproduce Ding Muban's serious nonsense."

Xue Lingyun also raised the corners of her lips and said to Ding Mu: "Teach your son something good. What would you do if it were you?"

Ding Mu smiled evilly and said, "Son, a woman like you Xue Lingyun, Aunt Ling, must use a theory invented by her uncle."

"Ah, is Aunt Ling's grandfather a certain generation?" Ding Yan said seriously, "Then we need to use Schrödinger's method of sending flowers? Every morning, take out a coin and toss it, and let randomness decide whether to send flowers to Aunt Ling today. Flowers. In this way, Aunt Ling doesn’t know whether there are flowers before she comes home every day, and the presence or absence of flowers is an independent random event and cannot be speculated at all.”

"Yes, you can teach me. Every day's breakfast is an unknown and mysterious existence for your aunt. She will gradually be attracted by this mysterious phenomenon, and will inevitably have a strong influence on this flower sender. With great interest, the flower-giver gradually cast a mysterious veil in her heart. This mysterious man, with a sadness as deep as quantum theory, made her unable to extricate herself from now on!"

In front of Xue Lingyun, Ding Mu sang with Ding Yan vividly. My son, who is less than six years old, not only has a wide range of knowledge, but also has the ability to draw inferences from one example and has profound admiration skills. He is truly a god-like teammate.

After listening to their singing, Xue Lingyun's frozen face finally thawed completely. She couldn't help laughing, and said to Ding Mu and Ding Yan: "You two are really living treasures, and what's more, your son Even at such a young age, he already knows so many things. Today’s children should not be underestimated.”

"That's right, my son will definitely not be young, no, I mean, he can't be underestimated." Ding Mu was so happy that he was speechless, but he soon realized that it was better not to be too showy in front of his son.

However, Gongsun Xiao and Xue Lingyun are both young now, so they naturally understand what Ding Mu is talking about. The two looked at each other and saw the narrowness in each other's eyes.