Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl

Chapter 102: Good-looking skin is full of sex, interesting soul is addicted to being single!

0.0!

Damn it?

Ye Xuan's abrupt words made Guangcheng Hall instantly quiet.

Change your name to Sagittarius?

Good guy!

Mu Qing glanced at Ye Xuan with a confused expression.

Then he took Xiao Yuzhu and Mu Li and silently distanced themselves from him.

Damn it, this beast really doesn’t take these gods and Buddhas seriously!

After being stunned for a moment, Mu Li and Su Mo's pretty faces turned red instantly, and they couldn't help but let out Ye Xuan.

The old abbot's eyes twitched.

I have seen a lot of big scenes over the years.

Ye Xuan's voice really caught him off guard.

The audience reaction in the live broadcast room was much more direct.

"This kid is really a fucking talent!"

"Pfft, I knew it wasn't that simple! [Funny]"

"Live and learn, that's how Sagittarius is born. I'm so wet! [cover face]"

"This is a sin in front of the Buddha. Tai Ni Ma is so cruel. I'm afraid you have never seen that palm technique that falls from the sky!"

"Take this monster away quickly. Who gave you such good advice and came here to harm these monks?"

After reacting, the audience all gasped.

The old driver winked wildly.

The wise monk clasped his hands together, knowing that this guy was unwilling to be lonely, but he didn't expect that he would be a king bomb!

"Amitabha, the holy land of Buddhism, please be careful with your words."

After reciting the Buddha's name, the abbot spoke out to stabilize the situation on the field.

"My Buddha is compassionate, do you have any other questions?"

"I have."

A young man wearing glasses stood up.

"Master, I originally planned to confess my love to the goddess and become single on Singles' Day, but something unexpected happened."

"Oh? What happened?"

"We were having a good time during lunch, but when I saw the atmosphere, I suggested watching a movie in the evening, but I was told to change the date.

0.0!

Hearing this, Ye Xuan pricked up his ears.

The abbot didn't know what was going on and asked, "What next?"

"Then I sent her back after dinner, but she seemed a little unhappy and said that I deserved to be single all my life!"

"??"

The man's words made everyone a little confused.

Are all girls today so fickle?

Ye Xuan shook his head.

I think some people are single and it’s not their fault that girls don’t give them a chance.

"Master, I just want to know, what am I wrong about?"

"Forehead………"

This question really stumped him.

A woman's heart is as deep as a needle in the sea.

Asking a monk for advice on relationship issues is not forcing someone to do anything.

Seeing that the abbot was riding a tiger and unable to dismount, Ye Xuan stepped forward again.

"Didn't I say that? Change...the day!"

0.0!

I lost it?

Ye Xuan said this again and again.

No matter how dull you are, you should understand what this means.

"Damn it, do you dare to be more of a beast!?"

Mu Qing looked like he had seen a ghost.

Compared with Ye Xuan, he found that he was just a blank piece of paper!

It's so pure that it makes people feel distressed.

The abbot's eyes widened with an expression of sudden realization.

Master Zhi'an silently closed his eyes.

Even the Buddha couldn't withstand such torture!

The popularity of the live broadcast room quickly increased.

The hilarious moments that filled the screen revealed the single status of these people.

On Singles' Day, others have already started shopping, but they are still watching the live broadcast alone.

"Impossible! Xiaolan is not such a person!"

It's like faith has been trampled on.

Seeing that the cinnabar mole in his mind became the female driver in Ye Xuan's mouth, the man suddenly became unhappy.

"You're still stubborn with me!"

His authority was challenged, and Ye Xuan rolled his eyes.

Then he left his seat and walked onto the stage aside.

"Now that the atmosphere is here, and it's such a special day as Double Eleven, there happens to be a song, and it's a bonus from me."

"this………………"

A commotion suddenly broke out in Guangcheng Hall.

Everyone knows Ye Xuan’s identity.

The incident of the faceless man caused a lot of uproar in the city.

Most of the people in the palace are here for Ye Xuan.

Everyone was curious to see that he had a new song.

"Abbot?"

Worried that the order of the scene would be affected, Monk Zhi'ai wanted to seek the abbot's opinion.

"It doesn't matter, the reason for inviting him here is to attract traffic. If he sings, we won't suffer any loss anyway!"

The old abbot knew these things very well.

Ye Xuan's identity is controversial, but he does not have much to do with Qingyuan Temple.

In addition, he is also very curious about this new song.

"Where did he come from?"

Ye Xuan never plays his cards according to common sense. Being around him, Mu Qing feels like she has to be on tenterhooks all the time.

"Who knows what this guy is thinking."

Looking at Ye Xuan who was adjusting the instrument, Su Mo shook his head.

Fang Xing on the side was sitting on pins and needles.

He had a bad feeling.

Everyone is eagerly waiting for Ye Xuan's response.

Waiting for the birth of another famous song passed down from generation to generation.

Finally, the familiar sound of nature rang in everyone's ears.

"Two orioles singing in the green willows, you don't have a girlfriend yet"

"Two rabbits, a male and a female, are walking around together. You don't have a boyfriend yet."

0.0!

Damn it? This guy is not a human being!

There are no miracles!

Open your mouth and kneel.

All the Sagittarius people seemed to have been slapped in the back of the head.

There was a buzzing in my ears.

The live broadcast room instantly fell into an eerie silence.

Only Ye Xuan's singing is still roaring in everyone's minds.

"A river of spring water flows eastward"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

"How much sorrow can you have?"

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

...........

The man's eyes lost their light.

The abbot was dumbfounded. The concentration he had cultivated for decades was now undergoing the most severe test.

After reacting, the audience in the live broadcast room was instantly speechless.

"Haha, Ye Xuan, really, in front of the Buddha, I advise you to be kind! [Smile]"

"They say that no one can be broken down even if they are tough. Can we be a little more humane?"

"I can't live this life. I'm going to cry for you on the spot. Do you believe it or not?"

"I want you to emphasize that you are single? And you even made up a song? Huh? What are you so worried about? [Smile]"

"Monks in the temple are not allowed to return to secular life on the spot? Do you think hiding in the temple is safe? Ye Xuan tells you how sinister the human heart can be! [Funny]"

The barrage turns on the crazy complaining mode.

There was a cry in the live broadcast room.

The good-looking skin is a libertine, and the interesting soul is single and addicted.

For the first time, Sha Diao netizens experienced the feeling of sadness and suffocation.

Everyone at the scene looked like they had seen a ghost.

If Mu Li hadn't stopped him, Su Mo would have rushed forward to eliminate harm to the people!

Ye Xuan did not notice the slightest danger and continued his performance.

"Cut the knife to cut off the water, and the water will flow again."

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

"Raise a cup to relieve your sorrow, and your sorrow will become even worse."

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

emmmm......

"Sister Mu, don't stop me, this thing is not over yet!"

Su Mo was offended and couldn't bear it anymore.

I have never been bullied like this in my whole life!

...Please give me flowers...

Other spectators in Guangcheng Hall were also eager to try.

This song is even more evil than "Tears Behind Bars"!

The Double Eleven party is still in the preparation stage, and netizens have heard about it.

The popularity of the live broadcast room quickly exceeded 2 million.

curiosity kills the cat.

The viewers who clicked in died in the live broadcast room one after another.

Netizens began to reflect on themselves.

If they hadn't forced each other so hard, Ye Xuan might not have embarked on this road of no return so quickly!

Sure enough, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, but who will be spared by heaven?

The sound like a death knell continued to echo in my ears.

"Year when you see an injustice on the road"

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

"This song should only exist in heaven"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

"I'm not a single person!"

The elongated vibrato made the last line "Single Dog" sing by Ye Xuan a thousand times.

He couldn't care less about Su Mo who was cursing and cursing regardless of his image.

Mu Li's face turned red.

Ye Xuan's words are already stating his position.

The two were just one step away from confirming their relationship.

And Ye Xuan's kick had already passed by unconsciously.

It’s just this sullen expression that really makes people feel a little crazy!

0

After the last melody fell.

Like a drowned dog returning to the shore.

Everyone gasped for air.

The monks in the temple were also shocked.

Faith seems to have been trampled on.

If I, the Buddha, are truly compassionate, why can I tolerate all kinds of wanton monsters?

"thank you all!"

After the curtain call, Ye Xuan slowly walked off the stage under everyone's surprised eyes.

A sudden burst of applause exploded like thunder in Guangcheng Hall.

I noticed the tense atmosphere at the scene and the angry looks from all around.

Mu Li blushed and realized that her applause might be inappropriate, so she quickly stopped what she was doing.

When Ye Xuan returned to his seat, Mu Qing and others avoided him.

"Zhi'an, don't be stunned and continue hosting the Dharma conference."

Seeing that the monk in the temple was interested in returning to secular life, the abbot quickly asked Zhi Ai to change the subject.

A group of monks sang the "Great Compassion Mantra" for half an hour before they were able to suppress the impact of this song.

Night gradually enveloped Yandu.

At this point, Double Eleven really gets down to business.

The party next door has started successfully.

A small number of celebrities in the entertainment industry made the party the focus of the entire network.

The popularity of the live broadcast room exceeds 10 million, surpassing that of Qingyuan Temple next door.

After Ye Xuan finished his performance, only 120,000 of the more than two million audience members were left.

However, in the live broadcast room of the party, the topic of conversation was Ye Xuan’s fresh song "Song of a Single Dog"!

"I'm so shocked, brother Meng, it's so scary. This cheater kicked him out of the party just because we boycotted him, and now he's starting to take revenge on society!"

"0.0! What's going on?"

“I went to the temple to sing this song, and I don’t know what he thought, but I was convinced! [cover face]”

"Fortunately, I have a girlfriend. For the first time, emptying the shopping cart doesn't seem to be a big deal." It's the Givenchy makeup set, Ama Zhongzhi gift box, Coach women's tote bag, ele crocodile pattern small square bag M female Shifeng Watch, Swarovski swan necklace] YSL Saint Laurent Square Tube Lipstick Dior True Queen Perfume

*0.0! Damn it? Brothers are mighty!"

"I suspect you are showing off, and I have proof! [Funny]"

"Do you think that the song Ye Xuan is a step down for yourself?"

"It's really possible, but doesn't he think it's outrageous to try to divert netizens' attention in this way?"

"People are enjoying themselves, let's not worry about them!"

.......5.