Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl
Chapter 44: On Ye Xuan’S Cultural Accomplishment!
Chapter 44: On Ye Xuan’s cultural accomplishment!
"Why does Brother Ye start to reason with people?"
In the classroom, Lao Yang looked at his roommate beside him in confusion and asked softly.
"Actually, what Brother Ye said before was also very meaningful, but you were always focused on Xiaoya, so you didn't pay attention."
"No, my mind is also on her right now."
Hearing this, Xiaoliang and the others made an international friendly gesture to him with contempt on their faces.
The audience's perception of Ye Xuan in the live broadcast room has undergone earth-shaking changes.
From a beast to a cultured beast.
So scary!
"Don't be stunned, Teacher Yu, continue the interview!"
Seeing Yu Dandan motionless in his seat, Chen Ming quickly reminded him through the intercom to continue the interview.
"Ye Xuan, to be honest, you surprised me so much."
"I'm really curious about what kind of education can cultivate a person with such high emotional intelligence as you."
The audience is also curious about why it always feels like he has received a few more years of compulsory education.
Most people really don’t have this awareness.
Ye Xuan said, eh, I have been having sex for a few more years than you.
"When it comes to education..."
Ye Xuan's expression suddenly felt regretful.
"I feel ashamed to say that even now, my high school teacher still treats me as a negative teaching material. Do you know what I often heard when I was a child?"
"What?"
"At first glance, you are not meant for studying."
"this......"
Ye Xuan's words surprised Yu Dandan.
But then I thought about it, maybe there is another inspirational story about the stupid bird flying first.
"You guessed it right."
Seeing Yu Dandan's expression, Ye Xuan understood, she understood.
"As many people talked about it, I began to doubt my IQ, but then..."
Yu Dandan continued: "Exerting shit to gain strength? Coming from behind?"
"No, I heard another sentence."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"If you are ugly, you should study more!"
At first glance it may seem unrelated, but the two sentences are put together.
Yu Dandan was shocked.
At first glance, you are not meant for reading!
Should people study more if they are ugly?
Okay......
The filter on Ye Xuan shattered instantly in front of Yu Dandan.
The majestic image that was finally established collapsed directly.
Sun Li and Chen Shu breathed a sigh of relief.
Xindao aliens finally put Ye Xuan back!
Mu Li burst out laughing again.
The audience in the live broadcast room just wanted to say: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"
"Oh my god, I finally got the script right this time! [Face covering]"
"This is the first time I've seen someone say that he's handsome in such a roundabout way, is it Ye Xuan? That's no problem! [Funny]"
"Hahaha, I was shocked. I almost thought this guy was possessed..."
"No more pretending, let's show off. In fact, Ye Xuan and I have similar experiences! [Dog Head]"
"roll!"
"roll!"
"roll!"
.......
"Director Chen?"
The staff asked Chen Ming whether the interview would continue.
The rhythm seems a little off here.
"How popular is the live broadcast room?"
"One million and one hundred thousand."
"It's okay, continue."
After receiving Chen Ming's signal, Yu Dandan forced a smile.
"Haha, I didn't expect Ye Xuan that you would have such an experience."
"Where is this? Speaking of my education, it is simply a history of blood and tears!"
Speaking of rising, Ye Xuan can't shut up his talk.
"When I was a child, I failed a Chinese language test. The teacher was so angry that he went to his parents. He pointed at the false and true questions on the paper and became hysterical. My dad looked at the paper. There were seven true or false questions in total. I got four of them correct. With my appearance, Judging by the value, it’s quite normal!”
"The teacher said that I checked all the true and false questions. Of course, this is not a problem."
Yu Dandan's curiosity was aroused and she asked: "What is the problem?"
"I pointed at the question confidently and said: It clearly says there are no points for wrong answers!"
Dun dun dun. . .
0.0!
Damn it, genius!
After listening to Ye Xuan's story, Yu Dandan couldn't find any reason to refute it.
"Do you think this level is worthy of my appearance? You are so naive! I have always turned in blank papers in history exams!"
"No, why? Do you have a grudge against the history teacher?"
"Ah, that's not the case. It's just that I'm afraid that I will tamper with history!"
Yu Dandan: "......"
"Only when I took the English test did I know so clearly that I am from the Dragon Kingdom!"
“Of course, the biggest impact on me was chemistry.”
“I still remember that day, the lesson we had was about the periodic table of elements.”
Ye Xuan's face showed a look of nostalgia.
"Because I went to my female classmate's house to help her clear the sewer the night before. I fell asleep during the chemistry class, but the chemistry teacher was also very bad-tempered. He woke me up and asked me what sodium is?"
"0.0! How did you respond?"
"I was confused at the time and couldn't tell whether I was taking a chemistry class or a music class. He kept asking me what sodium was and what sodium was. Then I said impatiently, sodium is... ..A magical heavenly road~yeah~?”
Ye Xuan just finished speaking.
The signal in the live broadcast room was interrupted momentarily.
More than one million viewers were left wandering alone on the road of life as if they had seen a ghost.
...
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