Live Broadcast: A Tear Behind Bars To Send Away The Stupid Girl
Chapter 49: Ye Xuan Tells You How Sinister The Human Heart Can Be!
Chapter 49: Ye Xuan tells you how sinister the human heart can be!
"Please tell me clearly, what's wrong with having a dragon tattoo on my arm?"
Seeing that Ye Xuan seemed to know something, the drunkard wanted to ask for an explanation.
"It is said that a tattoo of a dragon cannot go beyond the shoulder, a tattoo of a tiger cannot go down the mountain, Guanyin will not save the world if he closes his eyes, and Guan Gong will kill people if he opens his eyes! Most tattoo artists should know these taboos."
Ye Xuan said it seriously.
The melon-eaters at the scene looked at each other in shock.
The live broadcast room was also filled with question marks.
"When did this guy learn these charlatan tricks?"
"Hey, it can't be called a trick. I seem to have heard of this before, and it's not groundless."
"Looking at you, do you think you can't believe what Master Ye said?"
"Can I believe what a fool says when I ride on a horse?"
"Idiot: Are you polite? [Funny]"
"Pfft~ Can there be some serious people in the live broadcast room?"
"Who is a serious person? His brain is twitching to watch his live broadcast! [Rolling eyes]"
...
"Where did you hear these things?"
The drunkard frowned and looked at his friend.
Seeing that Ye Xuan really seemed to have two brushes, he sobered up a bit.
"My little brother is not talented. He received guidance from an expert when he was young. He learned some strange arts. Although he only knows a few superficial things, he can also understand yin and yang, understand the Eight Diagrams, know the five elements, seize luck, calculate the causes of past lives, and measure the fate of this life. It can also be considered as the fruit of future generations!”
Ye Xuan was talking eloquently in front, while everyone behind was dumbfounded.
Mu Li was also dumbfounded.
Thinking of the previous experience of being deceived, I couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
What is the essence of fortune telling? Just talking nonsense.
"Brother Ye knows so much!"
Lao Yang let out a sigh from his heart.
Xiao Liang and others were also stunned by him.
Not to mention the drunk man who couldn't even stand in front of him.
"Well, well, don't talk about these things that I don't understand. Just tell me what you know?"
The man looked impatient.
My head was already a little dizzy, but being disturbed by Ye Xuan in this way made it even more buzzing.
"Brother Wang, I seem to understand a little bit. This guy seems to say that he can tell fortunes."
"Fortune telling? Do you still know this?"
"I don't dare to say that I understand, but I know a little bit."
Ye Xuan is modest.
Upon hearing this, the drunk man also became interested.
"Okay, then you can calculate it for me. If it's accurate, that's all for today. If it's not accurate, don't blame me for not being reasonable with you!"
The drunk man glared at himself with leopard eyes, with a fierce look, and his aura was really well controlled.
Ye Xuan turned a blind eye.
After carefully looking at the man's face, he sighed and shook his head.
This sight made the drunk man tremble with fear.
"Don't just watch when you're riding a horse. Tell me what you have to say."
"Look at your plump heaven, big dipper eyebrows, and full warehouse. This is a typical sign of wealth."
"real or fake?"
Ye Xuan's words not only failed to calm down the man's mood, but actually showed signs of impatience.
"Hey, brother, don't worry. Although you are rich and noble, the scar extending from the root of the mountain to the corner of your eyebrow will expose your wealth and cut off your wealth. You will be destined to be inactive and lonely in the first half of your life."
"Fuck! It's amazing."
The man subconsciously touched the scar under his forehead.
"I wonder why I keep memorizing words. Co-authoring is a way of making money for labor and capital. You said that I did nothing in the first half of my life, but what about the second half of my life?"
Hearing this, everyone in the restaurant turned their attention to Ye Xuan.
"The second half of your life? You'll get used to it in the second half of your life."
. . .
0.0!
Damn it?
Will you get used to it for the rest of your life?
Are you really drifting without deceleration?
What on earth was I expecting?
Why do you treat me as a fool?
The melon-eaters at the scene were all dumbfounded.
Lao Yang and others opened their mouths slightly, and they suddenly felt sympathy for the drunk man.
Mu Li's pretty face turned red from suppressing her emotions.
If it weren't for her own image, she would have laughed out loud now.
"God, I've gotten used to it for the rest of my life. How dare you make the nonsense you say more simple and easy to understand! [Hold face]"
"Haha, this deception and abduction technique has reached an advanced level. It's so skillful that it makes people feel distressed. [laughing and crying]"
"Watching Ye Xuan's live broadcast, this brain is really a decoration."
"Master Renye said that if it weren't for the prohibition of becoming a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, why would he be reduced to using music to please the audience?"
"Ye Xuan: yyds!"
The drunkard realizes that he may actually be a little drunk.
My brain can no longer keep up with the thinking of the young man in front of me.
After being confused for a while, I finally understood what he meant.
"You are teasing me by riding on the horse!"
Realizing that he was being tricked, the drunkard pretended to seek justice for himself.
"Hey, I'm so anxious, I'm just kidding, why are you so serious?"
Ye Xuan's egg-set look is really a bit bluffing.
The drunk man also stopped what he was doing.
"I believe you again, please tell me properly!"
"Then what are we doing this time?"
"In this way, you can calculate my life span and see how long I can live."
"Lifespan? Then brother, don't forget it, I already know it."
"So fast? How do you say it?"
People in the restaurant bar also pricked up their ears.
"Brother, I've calculated it for you, you can live until you die!"
? ? ?
0.0!
Ye Xuan's words caused the server in the live broadcast room to crash instantly.
"Can you live until death? Okay. [Spread your hands]"
"Ye Xuan: You want it to be easy to understand! [Face covering]"
"You may not believe it when I tell you. I spent three hundred yuan to have my fortune told by a charlatan, but he told me after doing the fortune telling that I only have one life!"
"If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed right. [Funny]"
"I'm an idiot."
"0.0! I asked you to talk nonsense, but I didn't ask you to tell the truth!"
"Hahaha, I'm convinced, one word from you is worth more than one word! [Cover face]"
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ps: The wrong name has been changed. The last time I made this mistake was the last time. Thanks for correcting me!
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