Live Broadcast I Am A Dad In The Country

Countless questionable barrage appeared in the live broadcast room, and Zhang Hao smiled when he saw it.

"Many of you think that traditional martial arts can't beat Sanda or boxing, right?" Zhang Hao said with a smile.

As soon as this statement came out, countless people agreed in the barrage.

"Kung fu has no right or wrong, it only points out the winner and loses. The winner stands and the loser lies down." Zhang Hao said with a smile: "Kungfu is a killing skill, not for competition, and it is not suitable for it. Ring."

When this word came out, countless people sneered at it.

"Everyone who practices traditional martial arts will advertise themselves like this. Kungfu is a killer skill. Why can't you fight in the ring if you can kill?"

"Hey, killing skills! It makes my ears callused. It seems that apart from you, I haven't seen a master."

"Since you can kill people, why can't you be in the ring? It's a shame to blow hard!"

"I really thought I knew how to do martial arts, but I didn't know that the sky was so great. Bah, this kind of upside-down black and white dog talks, Laozi won't listen!"

After the navy found the opportunity, he began to yell at Zhang Hao.

At this moment, Zhang Hao puts out a martial arts frame that everyone is very familiar with. It is the starting style of Wing Chun, with one hand at the front, the other at the back, and the back hand is slightly pressed down.

"You have seen this start-up style when you watch a movie?" Zhang Hao said with a smile: "This is Wing Chun's start-up style. Recently, the movie "Wing Chun" has become a big hit. It’s right to understand this starting point."

"Yongchun, Taichi, Xingyi, Bagua and other boxing techniques, you can find them on the Internet. Their starting or fighting movements are all with one hand up and the other hand down, without exception. Do you know why?"

This question has puzzled many people. Most viewers are not even martial arts enthusiasts, so naturally they don't understand what it means.

"It's actually very simple, the hand underneath protects the crotch." Zhang Hao smiled.

crotch!

F*ck grinned.

Shouldn't martial arts be very serious and solemn things?

What does it have to do with the crotch?

The audience felt that their worldview was shattering, and Zhang Hao shattered the beautiful perception of martial arts in their hearts.

"As I said before, Kung Fu is a killing technique. Since you want to kill people, you have to do whatever you want. Two people with similar kung fu will never keep your hands because you keep your hands, and the other party will directly kill you if you don't."

"So in the battle of life and death, I want to make you die. Can you button your eyes? Can you kick your crotch?"

"As long as you can survive, you don’t have to be shameless, so as long as it is a kung fu boxing type that has undergone real fighting and tempering, one hand protects the eyes on the upper hand, and the other hand protects the crotch. This is the blood record of the ancestors for thousands of years. Down experience."

"Even if you are an ordinary person and kicked the boxing king’s egg, he will kneel down for you and let you handle it. Can’t use it."

Zhang Hao thinks that he is very pertinent, and he has taken off his coat after being beautified by various literary works, and let the real kung fu show in front of everyone.

"Everyone has heard the word'countrymanship style'. It's about villagers practicing martial arts. They practice very superficial kung fu. They are used to insult people. But think about it carefully, villagers. Everyone practiced martial arts, what kind of stage did martial arts have reached at that time?"

"If it's really ostentatious, will it spread throughout the country and make the country folks practice martial arts?"

When this was said, everyone in the live broadcast room began to fall into contemplation.

"Hmph, if it's as you said, martial arts is nothing short of abuse at all, and it sounds disgusting."

"Yes, if martial arts is just buttoning your eyes and kicking the crotch, so shameless, Laozi really disdains martial arts."

"I look down on martial arts more and more! I think only shameless people can practice such shameless things."

When these insulting voices appeared, the audience thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case.

"Is it shameless to practice martial arts?"

Zhang Hao smiled and denied and said: "I don't think it is. I think practicing martial arts is for protection."

"In the past, there were riots, bandits and horse thieves, etc., so the people in the village also practiced martial arts to protect the village, and they also practiced martial arts when fighting to kill the enemy. At that time, martial arts was life. "

"I ask you! If someone kills your mother and wife, do you want to kill each other? If you want, why bother about the method."

"Moreover, after thousands of years of tempering, martial arts has long been no longer limited to button eyeballs and crotch kicks. Some advanced kung fu killing moves can kill people invisible. They are more powerful than you think. I'm just making an analogy. Let me tell you that Kung Fu is a killer skill."

"You got off the ring, I have ten thousand ways to kill you, and even make you dead unclear, but above the ring, sorry, those ten thousand methods are restricted to death by the rules of the ring."

When Zhang Hao said this, a look of helplessness also appeared on his face.

"Why has traditional martial arts declined now, because murder is not allowed anymore, and the traditional martial arts kung fu for killing people is naturally useless."

"The work of defending the home and the country in the past has slowly turned into a flowery, a little heartache, and a little helpless. Although it is the general trend, there is no way, but please don't love it, and don't hurt it anymore. Let its reputation. a little better."

"Please."

While speaking, Zhang Hao folded his hands together and bowed towards the live broadcast.

"Baba, I also practice martial arts when I grow up. I will use it to protect you and not let it be lost." Yue'er said from the side.

"Well, when you grow up, Dad will teach you martial arts."

Zhang Hao petted the little guy's head, and the happy little guy laughed.

"Oh my god, my wife wants to learn martial arts, what should I do? I'm waiting online, it's anxious."

"Upstairs, if your wife wants to learn martial arts, I suggest you go to an orthopedic hospital to set up a membership, so that there will be discounts for future hospitalization. If you want to marry Yue'er, um, I suggest you skip the customer membership and choose the cemetery directly Bar."

"Ah, if this little Loli learns martial arts, can he still be as cute as he is now, or become a King Kong Barbie, hey, I still like the cute ones now."

In the joyous discussion of everyone, the vehicle has already driven into Wanghai Township.

Although the genius is overwhelming, because today is the reason to go to the market, many pedestrians have appeared on the street.

It was the first time I saw so many people, Yue'er happily leaned on the window and looked out.

Seeing how happy the little guy looked, Zhang Hao blamed himself. These joys should have been given to her earlier.

Holding Xiao Yue'er's hand, Zhang Hao said with a smile: "There are many fun things in the market, as well as the candied haws you like very much."

"Baba, let's go quickly." Yue'er jumped up on the ground anxiously.

Yue'er saw someone performing fire-breathing acrobatics in front of him, and she was stunned for a while, feeling so strange.

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