Live Broadcast: I Am The Strongest Audience!

Chapter 41: There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me!

"Hey, brother, is it dangerous for you to drive with one hand?"

in the car.

The robber pointed a gun at Shen Fei with one hand and held the steering wheel tightly with the other hand, looking nervous.

Hearing Shen Fei's words, the robber became a little impatient and said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, I'll shoot you if you keep talking!"

When Shen Fei heard this, he suddenly looked horrified.

"Brother, look at you, did you just get into an accident? Have you deducted all your points? Do you have a driver's license? Driving without a license is not recommended! You don't even wear a seat belt, so you will get zero points for subject two. !”

0.0!

Mist grass?

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the audience who were watching the live broadcast nervously suddenly turned into black question mark faces!

"Driver's license? Guoguo, he's a robber! Subject two... God damn subject two... emmmm..."

"Hahaha, Shen Fei, you are a hostage now! Can you have some awareness of being a hostage? It's hard for me to assume the role with you like this!"

"It's over. Just one blind guess and the anchor will definitely not see the sun tomorrow!"

"You only have one life, Shen Fei, can we give ourselves a way to survive?"

"Why do I feel that he is not leaving a way for the robbers to survive [cover face]"

...

Shen Fei just finished speaking.

squeak~

The robber subconsciously stopped and then looked at Shen Fei in confusion.

"You're tired of riding horses, aren't you?"

The robber stared and put a gun to Shen Fei's head.

The latter quickly said: "Ah ha, you are just joking! Brother, why are you so serious!"

"Stop talking nonsense! You have to dare to say one more thing and try!"

When Shen Fei heard this, he shut his mouth in a wise manner.

The robber glared at Shen Fei and started the car again.

Seeing that the robber's mood gradually calmed down, Shen Fei instantly forgot about the previous threat and said, "Brother, do you feel dizzy if you bleed so much?"

"Shut up!"

"Brother, why did you become a robber?"

"Because labor and management are short of money!"

"You tell me if you're short of money! I don't have much else, I just have a lot of money!"

Hearing Shen Fei's words, the robber looked at Shen Fei suspiciously.

He thought sullenly about how credible this statement was.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked by Shen Fei's operation.

"Hey, you rode on horseback and told a robber that you were rich? When you went out in the morning, you ate mothballs as candy, right?"

"Is this guy really the all-powerful flying guy I know? Why does he look a bit silly no matter how you look at him?"

"Don't you understand? This is the brilliance of Shen Fei!"

"That's right! Shen Fei deliberately revealed his identity as a rich man. After the other party escapes, he will not kill anyone easily. It is obviously unrealistic to expect such robbers to be humane!"

"Wirgusa! It's true to say that! It's a textbook way of coping! Live and learn!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was crazy about Shen Fei's thoughts.

But I heard Shen Fei continue to say: "Brother, look at the high imitation jadeite Guanyin you wear around your neck. You should believe in Buddhism, right? I thought that brothers like you on the path usually believe in Guan Erye." !”

The robber heard this and said angrily: "Fuck you, you're a high imitation! This is genuine jade! You don't care what I believe!"

"Hey, this belief is very particular! Especially for a big brother like you, this belief and Feng Shui cannot be careless!"

"Really! No wonder Lao Mian always feels a bit behind recently! Hey, you kid still understand this?"

Seeing that Shen Fei seemed to know something about Feng Shui, the robber finally became interested.

"I'm not talented, so I don't dare to say I understand. I was a work-study student in college. I set up a stall and told fortunes for a few days. I can only say that I know a little bit!"

Shen Fei's words stunned the robber.

After reacting, his expression suddenly became ferocious.

"Work-study program? Setting up a stall to tell fortunes? You're trying to trick me!"

"Hey, brother, please calm down. You can inquire about my reputation on the road, Shen Fei! Without two brushes, I wouldn't dare go out to show off! Seeing that your heaven is not full, the full moon is incomplete, and your life has not been going very well recently. Bar?"

"Hey, it's true. I can't do anything right lately! Everything I do doesn't go well, and even drinking cold water will hurt my teeth!"

Thinking of the recent unsatisfactory things, the robber felt a little depressed!

Shen Fei deeply believed what the robber said.

This guy can take a hostage and take me.

What evil did you say you committed in your previous life?

Thinking like this, Shen Fei shook his head and continued: "Big pot, I see your face..."

Seeing that Shen Fei was hesitant to speak, the robber quickly asked: "What can I say about my appearance?"

"I see from your face that you are destined to be poor and single for the first half of your life!"

"Awesome! You got it right again! What about the rest of my life?"

"Later in life?"

Speaking of this, Shen Fei paused, and then continued: "You will get used to it for the rest of your life!"

Dun dun dun. . .

Um?

The car was quiet for three seconds.

Then there was the sound of a bullet being loaded.

The robbers looked grim and began to fight between man and nature.

Do you want to destroy this piece of shit?

Seeing Shen Fei's hesitation, Shen Fei continued to speak: "Don't be too sad about the cauldron. Believe in this thing, whether you believe it or not! It's complicated!"

"How to say? How complicated is it?"

"How complicated is the faith of our great empire? This is a big topic! It would be a bit long to explain in detail!"

The robber said impatiently: "Then you should keep your story short!"

"To make a long story short? Okay, let's make a long story short. The belief of our great celestial dynasty is simply: Money jumps out of the left eye? Oh, I'm so happy; Disasters jump out of the right eye? Go to the feudal superstition of riding a horse!"

0.0!

Um?

Shen Fei's words made the robber's mind a little confused.

Mist grass? You are such a fucking talent!

There were nearly a million black question mark faces in the live broadcast room.

The screen was filled with exclamation points and question marks.

"Pfft~ Beast! In such a serious occasion, do you have to make me laugh?"

"Hahaha, go away from the feudal superstition of riding a horse! I rode a horse and believed in your evil!"

"Why does it feel like listening to cross talk [face covering]"

"Hahaha, the truth is here. This horse riding does not have the atmosphere of being kidnapped [laughing and crying]"

"What misfortune did this robber suffer in his previous life? Only in this life can he meet Shen Fei!"

"Hahaha, what are you still hesitating about? Quickly kill him with one shot! Purify the world and maintain peace! Transform yourself into a national hero!"

"You guys are really enough, please be careful later. Shen Fei shouted: There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me! [Funny]"

"The scene is too bloody, so underage children are asked to watch it with the company of their parents!"

"I'm thinking about how Shen Fei will escape later..."

"I don't think Shen Fei wants to get away at all [cover face]"

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