Live Broadcast: I Am The Strongest Audience!

Chapter 46: Show off your face, Shen Fei’s Buddha nature!

"Dudu Dang~"

After the bell rang, the Sanskrit music stopped immediately.

Two young monks carried a copper metal basin filled with water to the front of the temple.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Monk Yanqing put his hand in it and soaked it.

His eyes then turned to the guests.

"Amitabha, the Lotus Sutra says, in a leisure place, cultivate your mind and remain motionless, like Mount Sumeru. My Buddha is merciful and saves the world. If you have any questions, I am willing to be a benefactor in front of the Buddha. Clear up the confusion!”

As soon as the fat monk finished speaking, there was a commotion in the audience.

Then everyone raised their hands.

"This donor, if there is any problem, it's okay to say it!"

Yan Qing chose a man in a suit who was closer to him.

The latter was chosen, and his face suddenly looked excited.

He quickly said: "Master, what do you think is the most beautiful thing in the world?"

Without any hesitation, as soon as the man asked the question, Yan Qing's voice immediately sounded: "Reunited after a long separation, a false alarm and... lost and found!"

Bang bang bang bang~

As soon as Yan Qing finished speaking, there was a burst of thunderous applause from the audience.

Accompanied by whispers from everyone.

"Tsk, you are worthy of being an eminent monk, what he said is incisive!"

"Isn't it? Every sentence is thought-provoking. The realm is really beyond the reach of us mortals!"

"That's right!"

Listening to the discussion around him, Shen Fei couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Yuan Xiaoyu couldn't help but praise: "This master has two brushes! We meet again after a long absence, a false alarm, a loss and a recovery... This is indeed very reasonable!"

"Yeah, the key is not thinking about it!"

Shen Fei intervened at the right time.

"Huh? Shen Fei, what do you mean?"

"Shen Fei, are you saying that this person just now was a trap?"

Yuan Xiaoyu still looked confused, but Fang Qiuwan seemed to understand something.

"clever!"

Shen Fei couldn't help but praise, and then explained: "On such a big occasion, wouldn't it be shameful if the guests couldn't answer the questions they asked? So not only this person is the trustee, but everyone whose name will be called later will be Please!"

After Shen Fei finished speaking, Yanqing began to select the second lucky audience member.

"This donor, please!"

A similarly ordinary-looking man in well-dressed clothes.

"Master Yanqing, what do you think of the perfunctory and impetuous nature of modern people?"

The fat monk was silent for a second, and then he said: "People nowadays cannot express what they mean, and their words cannot be sincere. Conversations have become empty, but silence is like communication!"

"well said!"

After Yan Qing finished speaking, there was another round of thunderous applause.

"Tsk, I have to say that the team behind Lingyun Temple is really talented!"

Hearing the great monk's description of modern people, Shen Fei couldn't help but sigh.

Very insightful indeed.

But thinking about the system tasks, Shen Fei looked at the field and became focused.

He raised his hand to suppress the applause from the audience.

Yanqing continued his performance.

"This benefactor!"

He was also a middle-aged man, but he looked a little depressed.

"Master Yanqing, things have not been going well for me recently. The company is not doing well and I am heavily in debt. My wife has also run away with someone else. All my friends who were close friends in the past are hiding away. My health is getting worse. Master, am I hopeless?" ?”

Yanqing heard the words and recited the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha, it's okay..."

"Master is saying that my situation can still be saved, right?"

The man seemed a little excited.

Yan Qing nodded and was about to say the comfort words he had prepared.

A voice suddenly sounded in the field.

"Master Yan Qing said, fortunately, these have nothing to do with him!"

…

Tons tons tons. . .

Um?

Mist grass?

The moment Shen Fei's voice sounded, everyone present was stunned.

who is it? Who is so buddha-nature when riding a horse?

Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan next to Shen Fei also looked at him in confusion.

They were sure that the voice just now came from Shen Fei's mouth.

"0.0! I'm sorry~ Anchor, do you dare to make a mistake in front of Buddha?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Fortunately, it has nothing to do with me...Buddha said that this monster really can't be saved [face covering]"

"Speak your own words so that others have nothing to say, Shen Fei is awesome! [Broken Sound]"

"That's too much. After all, it's our annual celebration! If you can talk, why don't you talk more!"

"Wu Cao! The 18-meter-long machete has already been chopped down. Are you telling me this?"

"Bury friendly troops generously!"

…

"Wucao, who is this Xiu'er?"

After coming back to their senses, everyone looked in the direction of Shen Fei.

Master Yan Qing also had a dark face.

Damn it, anyone dares to make a mistake in front of me?

"Amitabha, please don't cause trouble to this donor. Buddhism is a pure place, and the Buddha Bathing Festival is a solemn festival. Everything you say and do is in the eyes of the Buddha. Please be careful what you say!"

After that, Monk Yanqing's attention returned to the person in front of him.

After saying a few words about endless suffering, he started looking for the next target.

"This donor, please!"

A woman of strong stature.

Seeing that I was chosen by the master, I was so excited that tears instantly flowed down.

Upon seeing this, Yan Qing nodded with satisfaction and thought to himself, "If you turn around, I'll give this person two hundred more!"

"Master, I'm also very troubled. Although I have a lot of money, people always laugh at me because of my figure! I don't even dare to look in the mirror now for fear of seeing my double chin!"

"Hmm... In this case, has the female donor ever tried to lose weight?"

"Yes, it's just that exercise is too tiring, and dieting is not good for the body. I can't stick to it. Master, what do you think I should do?"

Hearing the woman's complaint, Yan Qing smiled and then said: "I have something to say..."

Shen Fei: "If you're afraid of seeing your double chin, you can try growing a beard to cover it up!!"

The words just fell.

The rebirth curse instantly sounded in the field.

Everyone looked stupid.

beard?

ounce?

Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan subconsciously touched their chins.

"ah!!"

Some unsightly images seemed to come to mind.

Two screams immediately sounded in the quiet hall.

The silence was broken, and horrified expressions appeared on the faces of every female audience present.

"0.0! Damn it? Grow a beard to cover it up? I'm stupid!!"

"Ah hahaha, I'm riding a horse... This scene is so beautiful [cover face]"

"What other woman will dare to face her double chin in the future? It's so scary [laughing and crying]"

"This monster is immortal, it is simply unforgivable! The Buddha almost cried because of your show, hahaha~"

"Believe it or not, labor and management are crying for you to watch, yah yah ah~"

"What a great Buddhist ceremony! All the people here are political and business celebrities. Shen Fei, can you be more reserved [funny]?"

"Hahaha, I'm afraid Shen Fei wants to taste the power of the Eighteenth Bronze Man!"

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