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Chapter 49: Dharma name Zhizang, becomes a monk online!

"April 8th every year?"

Everyone was startled when they heard this sudden voice.

Then they all looked like that.

Shen Fei looked really confused.

Hey, can you stop looking like you've suddenly realized this kind of kindergarten-level brain teaser?

Everyone followed the sound and found that the genius who solved this century-old problem was Shen Fei, who was almost kicked out before.

"Amazing!"

Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan cast admiring glances at Shen Fei.

Shen Fei: "emmm... Is there really a wisdom buff that I don't know about?"

At this moment, Shen Fei was a little unsure.

"No way, right? No one can answer this kind of question??"

"Upstairs, don't talk like you have the answer!"

"What should I do? The evildoer Shen Fei is actually the person [Dog Head] who the host said was destined to be a Buddha."

"Is it possible that this Buddha also committed some evil in his previous life? [Funny]"

"Hahaha, what a fool! Come on, let me see the host's expression!"

At the request of the audience in the live broadcast room, the camera turned and Master Qing appeared on the screen.

After discovering that the person who answered the question was actually Shen Fei.

Yan Qing suddenly felt as if he had eaten a fly, blue and thin!

Shen Fei grinned at him with an expression of love for Musori.

Despite all the reluctance, Yanqing gritted his teeth and let Shen Fei come forward to be baptized.

"Should you wash your hands? Do you wash your hands like this? Is there any particularity? How should I wash? Should I start from the fingers or the wrists? Do I need to focus on the gaps between the fingers? By the way, is there hand sanitizer? There is no hand sanitizer. How about I buy a bottle of Liby that won’t hurt my hands!”

0.0!

Mist grass!

Labor and management are really on their knees for you!

Hearing Shen Fei's words, the audience with weak hearts staggered.

Fang Qiuwan looked like she had seen a ghost, her mouth slightly opened, and she was really dumbfounded.

Yuan Xiaoyu lowered his head, fearing that others would know that he and Shen Fei were in the same group.

"Mr. Yuan?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know anything, I'm not familiar with this guy!"

After hearing Fang Nan's words, Mr. Yuan directly looked at his eyes, nose and heart, and silently recited the Diamond Sutra in his heart.

The audience in the live broadcast room was in a fit of carnival.

"Hahaha, you're so good at this, you damn Li Bai doesn't hurt your hands [cover your face]"

"I'm afraid Shen Fei's karma can't be washed clean by this basin of water!"

"Hahaha, anchor, if you do this again, the Buddha will be scared to tears by you!!"

despair!

Yan Qing closed his eyes and let out a long breath.

Then he patiently explained to Shen Fei: "Don't worry about the form! Just mean it!"

"Oh, okay!"

After hearing Yan Qing's words, Shen Fei said nothing more and put his hands in the basin and washed them carefully.

Then he returned to his seat.

After gathering his emotions, Master Yanqing spoke up: "The following is the second question. Buddha traveled around the world and discovered that in the far west, there was a creature that was shaped like a cat but looked like a tiger. What is it?"

"The land of the far west? It's like a cat but looks like a tiger? Is there such a creature?"

After hearing Master Yanqing's words, everyone was confused again.

"Could it be a leopard?"

Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan discussed.

"Probably not. Leopards are bigger than cats, and they don't look like tigers either!"

"Hey, could it be a lynx?"

"Lynx looks like a cat but not a tiger!"

"What is that...and it's still in the Far West...eh? Is there such a thing as the Far West on earth?"

Shen Fei: “emmmm…….”

Hearing the conversation between the two women, Shen Fei was really dumbfounded.

How did your IQs grow so high?

Seeing that everyone couldn't answer, Shen Fei was speechless.

Feel the loneliness rising from the bottom of my heart.

Shen Fei let out a long sigh.

Then he said loudly: "A creature that looks like a cat and looks like a tiger, cerebellar ax, dear!"

0.0!

Hmm...cerebellar axe?

I lost it~

Hearing Shen Fei's words, Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan's eyes widened instantly.

"Little...ah, why didn't I think of that!"

Yuan Xiaoyu patted his head, looking a little dissatisfied with his slowness.

"Wucao? Cerebellum axe? If you keep pretending to be cute, my employer will beat you on the chest with his little fists! 嘤嘤嘤~"

"Ugh~"

"Hahaha, Cerebellar Ax, why do I feel that the anchor is a little crazy today [cover face]"

"You dare to believe that this bitch like Shen Fei has such Buddha nature?"

"Hahaha, Master Yanqing is afraid that he will force Shen Fei to stay in Lingyun Temple to become a monk [funny]"

"Quick, let's collect Buddhist names online. I'll go first. How about the name Zhizang [Dog Head]?"

"Hahahaha, labor and management made you laugh like a pig in class! Zhizang, oh my, what a perfect match!"

….

Realizing that it was still Shen Fei who said the answer, Yan Qing pursed her lips.

I don’t even want to say anything anymore.

Shen Fei walked to the basin, took a look inside, and suddenly asked Yanqing: "Master, can you change a basin of water for me? This basin of water has just been washed and is dirty!"

ounce?

Shen Fei's words stunned everyone.

Do you really think you are asked to wash your hands?

Change the water in the basin...can you even say this kind of thing?

Emmmm…

"Alas~"

For Shen Fei, there is really no way to act innocent.

"If you don't change the water, you won't be able to wash it if you like!"

“What a service attitude!”

Hearing Yan Qing's words, Shen Fei muttered in dissatisfaction.

The sound was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.

The sound of a bell made everyone buzz.

Yan Qing's face instantly turned the color of anger.

Suddenly, a heart-clearing mantra sounded at the scene.

"Amitabha!"

Under the baptism of Sanskrit sounds, Yanqing's agitated mood gradually calmed down.

Seeing that the other party still didn't go crazy, Shen Fei sighed helplessly.

He put his hand into the water and dipped it, then returned to his seat.

He glared at Shen Fei fiercely and then swept around the crowd.

I feel really helpless about their dissatisfaction.

"The third question is, before Buddha became a Buddha, he had an accident and injured his head. How did Buddha sleep during that time?"

Just as Yan Qing finished speaking.

As Shen Fei expected, everyone covered the back of their heads.

"Oh my god, are your brains really just for decoration?"

Shen Fei roared in despair in his heart.

Yuan Xiaoyu and Fang Qiuwan did not make any moves this time.

Just looked at Shen Fei quietly.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Shen Fei got goosebumps all over as they stared at her.

Yuan Xiaoyu explained: "We were thinking about how you would sleep if the back of your head was injured!"

"Well…….."

"I asked you to focus on the key points! Is the key point of this question the back of the head?"

"Isn't it? Could it be..."

"Ah I know!"

Only Fang Qiuwan was heard exclaiming.

Shen Fei immediately cast an expectant look at her.

"The important point is Buddha, right?"

Bang~

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