Live Broadcast: I, Social Terror, Scare My Blind Date Partner

Seeing his action,

Duan Kun suddenly understood,

This guy is about to pretend again!

Oh,

It's not right to say that,

I can't say that he~ is about to start pretending again,

But he pretended to be forced,

Never stopped at all from beginning to end - over!

"Boy, have you seen this bunch of car keys!"

"The key to the Audi!"

Ma Junyi waved the key in front of Duan Kun in high spirits,

"Audi A6L, it only takes 4.7 seconds to accelerate from 100 kilometers to 100 kilometers. The high-end model I bought costs more than 500,000 yuan!"

"How about it, do you recognize my strength?"

seriously,

If you don't compare with Duan Kun,

Ma Junyi can, at the age of more than 20 years old and less than 30 years old,

to such an extent,

It is indeed very powerful!

Both can be regarded as excellent two words!

Store manager of a national chain travel company,

monthly income of 50,000,

bright future,

I have an Audi car worth more than half a million yuan!

Putting out this series of conditions,

It has already demonstrated his strength!

If it's a blind date,

Definitely the Prince Charming in the minds of many girls!

No wonder,

Ma Junyi would be so proud and proud,

In other words,

People really have this proud capital!

Duan Kun also nodded slightly,

I feel pretty good.

If it weren't for my thicker waist,

Today's push,

I'm afraid it's really going to be pretended by him!

What a pity, what a pity,

He pretended to put it on the iron plate,

I have to pretend in front of Duan Kun...

"Wow, more than half a million cars!"

"I haven't even opened it yet!"

Duan Kun gave a thumbs up cooperatively: "Amazing, you can drive a car worth more than 500,000 yuan at such a young age, which is already very good!"

Duan Kun's words are really not lying,

more than 500,000 cars,

He really didn't open it!

Because before getting the system,

Duan Kun's impoverished Yibi,

The means of transportation are also electric vehicles.

After obtaining the system,

He was directly rewarded with an extended version of Land Rover worth more than 5 million yuan,

Duan Kun has indeed never experienced it before,

What would a car worth more than half a million yuan feel like?

And as Duan Kun said,

Netizens went crazy again!

they found

Today's big brother's live broadcast is very funny,

Many netizens laughed so hard that their stomachs ached!

"Hahahaha, I feel that big brother is a bit skinny today, isn't this playing tricks on others!"

"Don't talk nonsense upstairs, big brother can have any bad intentions, big brother is just cooperating with him to pretend, big brother is a good person!"

"I'm dying of laughter. My brother said that he has never driven a car worth more than 500,000 yuan. There is nothing wrong with that. After all, my brother's car starts at 5 million yuan. It is possible that he has never driven such a poor car. Pass!"

"Awesome, after the Audi of this pretender is sold, he should buy the four wheels of his big brother's Land Rover, right?"

"That's enough, big brother's car can buy him more than ten Audis, and four wheels cost a lot of money!"

"Waiting for big brother's showdown, I'm looking forward to it to death, what kind of expression will that pretender know how good big brother is!"

"Pu Chi, do you still need to ask, it must be dead!"

"I can see it, the eldest brother just wants to let the society die!"

"Then who can be blamed? Who told him to be so rude to big brother when he came up, because brother didn't hit him, he was already very face....

"Besides, the elder brother didn't say anything. That guy was bragging. Even if the society died, he asked for it. The elder brother didn't force him."

"6666, it's the first time I realize that big brother is so skinny!"

Netizens are overjoyed,

And that Ma Junyi,

After hearing Duan Kun praise him,

But he frowned!

I knock!

This courier boy,

A little pretend!

After learning that he drove more than half a million Audi,

What did he say?

He actually said,

At my age, driving a car worth more than 500,000 yuan is already pretty good?!

Already very good?!!

I just haha ​​you look so good!!

What do you mean is already very good?!!

Could this be what you, the guy who delivered the courier on a broken three-wheeler, said!!

you should say,

Wow!

Words like awesome, powerful, and powerful are right!!!

you say something like this,

unknown,

I thought you drove a better car than mine,

How dare you criticize me like this!!

are generally strong,

Or when the elders encourage the younger generation,

Only then will I use the phrase "you have done a good job" to speak.

"Hehehe, kid, I think, your words are a bit wrong!"

Ma Junyi directly and unceremoniously accused,

"You said that I am already very good at driving this kind of car at my age?!"

"what?"

"Listen to you, do you drive a better car than mine?!"

...asking for flowers...

"Oh, speaking of that, I forgot to ask you!"

After Ma Junyi looked around,

continued,

"Aren't you here to deliver the courier?"

"Why didn't I see your broken electric tricycle?!"

"Haha, could it be that your little tricycle is broken, and you are here to deliver the courier today?!"

"Then you really worked hard!"

"Do you want me to lend you my Audi and drive it for you to pretend to pretend?"

"When the time comes, those who receive the courier will see it and say, what the fuck, you actually drive an Audi worth more than 500,000 yuan to deliver the courier, you are awesome!"

"Maybe, you can still be on the news!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

After Ma Junyi finished speaking,

He laughed out loud.

It seems that by this suggestion of his own,

Made me laugh.

certainly,

He is not willing to lend the Audi car to Duan Kun to deliver the courier,

He is just humiliating Duan Kun,

That's all I said on purpose.

Duan Kun heard his words,

It's also a little unbearable.

Don't tell me,

look at this man pretend,

It's really interesting.

Duan Kun is no longer angry now,

Besides being amused,

It's just funny!

and,

glanced at the time,

I found out it was almost one o'clock!

"Good guy, I didn't expect time to pass so fast."

"It all depends on this guy pretending to be aggressive for more than half an hour!"

"Forget it, there are so many couriers in the car waiting for me to deliver."

"See here today."

"The next time I have a chance, let him pretend for me.

"..."

"If he still has the courage to pretend..."

Duan Kun stretched himself.

It was too late to find out.

That being the case.

Then interrupt his pretend!

put it on again,

I will delay the express delivery later!

certainly,

After interrupting his pretend,

Duan Kun also decided,

let him know,

What is truly awesome,

otherwise,

What if this guy still tries to tease and show off himself in the future?

once or twice is no problem,

keep pestering myself,

That would be annoying.

so,

In order to avoid future troubles,

Duan Kun decided,

Also give this pretend to commit,

Show me what strength nine is!.