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Chapter 112: If Nothing Happens, I Will Die First!
Chapter 112: If nothing happens, I will hang up first!
"Do you know you're still free here?"
Hearing Ma Xiaotian's words, Shen Fei couldn't help but glared at him.
"Um...I'm not sure about that either."
"Okay, tell me what you know first."
Everyone else in the store also became interested and put down their bowls and chopsticks.
Just listen to Ma Xiaotian say: "Wu Song was arrested because Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing conspired to poison Wu Dalang. Wu Song angrily killed the adulterer and adulterer to avenge his brother, and got into a life-threatening lawsuit. That's why he was arrested and jailed and sent to the border."
"well said!"
After Ma Xiaotian finished speaking, there was a burst of applause in the store.
Be concise and to the point.
Hearing the applause from around him, Ma Xiaotian stood up, smiled and hugged everyone.
"Thank you all for coming, thank you, thank you so much!"
"Thank you for everything! Thank you for everything!"
Shen Fei's words with a straight face caused the atmosphere at the scene to suddenly turn negative.
Ma Xiaotian also froze in place with his fists clasped, his face full of embarrassment.
"Sensen, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
"Be more confident and remove the word '?', your answer is too wrong!"
"Um?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, there was an uproar in the store.
"Boy Shen, don't tell lies with your eyes open. Why is this answer so outrageous? I'll see if you can tell me something that's not outrageous!"
"That's right, I think everyone has explained the causes and consequences very comprehensively. There is no problem. If this question is worth ten points, I will give it at least eight points!"
"I give it nine points!"
“There’s nothing wrong with this even if I give you full marks!”
"Chi~"
Hearing everyone's support for Ma Xiaotian, Shen Fei couldn't help but sneered.
Dare to question Xueba Fei’s understanding of the topic, eh? Who gave you the courage?
"Why was Wu Song arrested? Do you think he would be arrested if he killed a national first-level protected animal?"
0.0!
Wow~
After Shen Fei finished speaking, everyone felt as if someone had hit their brains with a sap.
There was a buzzing in my ears.
I’m confused~ Is this the brainchild of a genius?
Look, is it wet?
"If it weren't for the lumbar disc herniation, the labor and management would really kneel down for him~!"
"The reason why Wu Song was arrested was for killing a national first-level protected animal... emmmmm..."
"If you eat a bowl of noodles, you can also attend one of Professor Shen's lectures for free. Today's trip is not in vain!"
"If you have such talent, why do you deliver food? Go and tutor my ex-wife's children. I'll give you 10,000 yuan a month!"
0.0! Wucao, there isn’t a green grassland above this damn person, so he can’t do such a crazy thing!”
"Hahaha, please ask Shen Fei to be a tutor for your children. If you don't get admitted to Huaqing, I'll be really sorry for your good intentions! [face covering]"
"Hey, boss lady, where did you pick this guy up? This is really smoke coming from the ancestral grave!"
"Go, go, you can't even stop your mouths with such delicious noodles! I'm warning you, Shen Fei is going to be our tutor for Xiaowei, don't pay attention to him!"
0.0!
Hearing Aunt Wang's words, everyone in the store immediately looked at each other.
Someone opened their eyes and asked loudly: "Madam boss, I would like to ask weakly, is your Xiaowei your biological child?"
"Wu Laizi, if you don't speak, no one will catch you!"
The small noodle shop suddenly became noisy.
"Why are you so stunned? Write it down quickly! Why are you so distracted during class? This is a bad habit and you must change it!"
Kiquefei came to work and went online. I haven’t been immersed in the education industry for many years, so I can’t describe this charm.
Ma Xiaotian was fascinated by what he heard and quickly followed Shen Fei's words.
"Actually, there is a problem that has troubled me for many years. I wonder if Sensen can help me solve it?"
"Oh? Tell me."
Seeing Ma Xiaotian taking the initiative to ask questions, Shen Fei became interested.
"Sensen, everyone said that Liu Bei, a virtuous corporal, visited the thatched cottage three times to invite Zhuge Liang. In order to repay Liu Bei's kindness, Zhuge Liang worked hard and died. So the question is, why was there no official or unofficial history when Zhuge Liang died? How sad is Liu Bei?"
Tons tons tons. . .
0.0!
Mist grass?
Hearing Ma Xiaotian's words, the noodle shop that was originally bustling suddenly became quiet.
Everyone tilted their heads, feeling like something was wrong.
Seeing Ma Xiaotian's face full of curiosity, Shen Fei couldn't help but roll his eyes.
If your history teacher found out about the problem of the mind, he would make you cry with a loud cry.
I beg you to never say you are his student when you go out.
With my little bit of practice, can I lead him back to the right path?
After Ma Xiaotian's question came out, Xueba Fei felt a little unconfident.
"Sensen, I know this question is a bit difficult, and it doesn't matter if you don't know.
Seeing that Shen Fei didn't speak for a long time, Ma Xiaotian just thought that he had no reasonable explanation for this problem.
After all, no matter how you look at it, this problem is not consistent with the character setting.
""||No, I know the answer to this question!"
"oh?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, Ma Xiaotian's eyes widened immediately, and he couldn't restrain the surprise on his face.
"The reason why Liu Bei was not very sad when Zhuge Liang died may be because...Liu Bei: If nothing happens, I will die first!"
Tons tons tons. . .
0.0!
If nothing happens, I will hang up first?
Mist grass?
Hearing Shen Fei's words, the customers who were originally led by Ma Xiaotian suddenly came back to their senses.
"Look, I was right about him. This kid is really a fucking genius! [Hold face]"
"If there's nothing wrong with God, I'll hang up first. One of them really dared to ask, and the other really dared to answer! Hahaha~~"
"Sir, look at this kid's upper waist, he's so damn good!"
"Honestly, where can you find such a responsible old man these days? Any other student, if you meet such a student, wouldn't he have a cerebral thrombosis in a matter of seconds?"
"Are you still doing it in a daze? Hurry up and pay tribute!"
Shen Fei's answer made Ma Xiaotian confused for a while, and he didn't understand what he meant for a long time.
The younger brother on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly reminded him: "Brother Tian, Brother Tian, I know this may be a little unreasonable, but Liu Bei had already done something wrong when Zhuge Liang died!"
"0.0! Really?"
Shen Fei took two deep breaths when he saw this, and said miserably to Ma Xiaotian: "It turns out that handing in a blank paper is correct. You really want to tamper with history!"
"Forehead………………
Hearing this, Ma Xiaotian scratched his head, a hint of resignation appeared on his face.
"Did I say that everything above your neck is a decoration? Why do you always make such stupid mistakes? Huh? Tell me why?"
Shen Fei was furious at Ma Xiaotian.
The latter said tremblingly: "But... maybe... maybe I don't forget to be careless..."
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