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Chapter 114: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life, and the end of science is theology!

"Have you remembered it?"

"Remember it, remember it. Do you have any other examples?"

Ma Xiaotian's face was filled with anticipation, but Shen Fei frowned slightly.

"Master, let me in. Cultivation depends on the individual. Can't you draw inferences and figure it out for yourself? Do you have to wait for me to feed you?"

"Yes, yes, Sensen taught you a lesson!"

Ma Xiaotian lost all his temper in front of Shen Fei.

"Time is limited, so don't think about becoming a big fat man in one sitting. Compared with other subjects, Chinese language requires more slow work and careful study. Oh, by the way, what's your current level of English?"

"English? This..."

Hearing Shen Fei's question, Ma Xiaotian hesitated and hesitated.

This look made Shen Fei a little impatient.

"What's the ink mark? You can't know the English letters, right?"

"That's not true. I can skillfully use common words such as yes, no, hi, ok, etc.!"

Hearing this, Shen Fei was shocked.

"Really or not? You already have CET-4 in college English!"

Tons tons tons. . .

0.0!

Mist grass?

This is the worst time that College English Level 4 has been hacked!

Ma Xiaotian was also confused.

"Sensen, has my English really reached the level of College English Level 4?"

"Well...that's still a bit different!"

"The difference? What's the difference?"

"Now, what's your biggest feeling after finishing the English test?"

"The biggest feeling?"

After hearing Shen Fei's words, classmate Ma Xiaotian fell into deep thought.

Then he replied with a serious face: "I have never realized so clearly in my heart that I am a native of the Dragon Kingdom!"

"Right, you won't have this feeling if you have a CET-4 level in college English, so you are still far behind!"

“Then how can we quickly improve our English proficiency?”

"Look, you want to become fat again in one go! Any language requires time to accumulate. English may be relatively easy, but it cannot be achieved overnight. You have to accumulate your vocabulary. It depends on your talent and hard work. How many Months, years or even ten years are possible!

"Ah? So long?"

"That's not the case~ But I do have a set of practical English code words that are very useful no matter where you are in the world, even on the Internet!"

"oh?"

Hearing Shen Fei's words, the customers in the store pricked up their ears.

"Sensen, what kind of code words are so practical?"

"Ahem~ Listen up!"

Shen Fei coughed twice, and then used his all-round English.

"Hi!"

"Hi?"

"Nestumi ball, howl?"

"Aimu rice, three grams of oil, Andu?"

“Love Fan Tu!”

Tons tons tons. . .

0.0!

Um?

Hearing these familiar English words spoken from Shen Fei's mouth, everyone in the store was immediately confused.

"That's it? Code word? What the hell? It's so evil, I thought it was some high-level thing!"

Full of expectations, only to be disappointed.

Everyone is a little confused about Shen Fei's operation.

"Sensen, these sentences look so familiar. Do you have any explanation?"

Ma Xiaotian was also confused.

"Of course there is a saying. No matter where you are on the earth, as long as the other party can match the code word, then he is definitely from the Dragon Country! Or a Dragon Country person who has received nine years of compulsory education!"

I lost it~

Hearing this, everyone in the store suddenly opened their eyes in shock.

Oh haha, this accident has come to light again.

0.0! Sensen, I’ve realized it again!”

Ma Xiaotian seemed to have realized something extraordinary again, his eyes were gleaming and flowers were blooming on his head.

"It's good to gain something. Remember, any language requires long-term accumulation before you can master it. What I said are just heresies. If you want to achieve success, you have to rely on your own efforts!"

"Sensen, I understand!"

"Hmm! How much do you know about mathematics?"

"This...is something like mathematics..."

"Hey, okay, okay, I understand!"

Seeing his troubled expression, Shen Fei didn't force him to continue.

"Asking a very basic question, when it comes to lines and surfaces, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?"

"dumpling!"

Without thinking, as soon as Shen Fei finished speaking, Ma Xiaotian's answer blurted out.

"dumpling?"

Hearing this answer, the muscles on Shen Fei's face couldn't help but twitch.

"I can understand noodles, but do you still need to use thread to make dumplings!?"

"Um... I'm not happy with you saying that we really need to use thread to make dumplings at home!"

"I'm...not angry! I'm not angry at all!"

-Please give me flowers...

Shen Fei took a few deep breaths and suppressed the urge in his heart to strangle this guy to death.

Decided to give up treatment and skip this subject.

"Mathematics still has a long way to go. It's really hard for you to be exposed to these things so early! Let's talk about geography first. How much do you know about geography?"

"That's quite a lot!"

When it comes to geography, it’s all about self-confidence.

Hearing this, Shen Fei became a little curious.

"Oh? It seems you are not useless, tell me, what do you know?"

"I have dabbled in the theory of universal gravitation, relativity, electromagnetic induction, and quantum mechanics!"

Ma Xiaotian said it seriously, and Shen Fei said that she was serious in the back and rolled her eyes.

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"Is this geography? Are you sure this isn't physics? Quantum mechanics and relativity? Why don't you go to heaven?"

0.0!Is this physics?”

.......Okay, okay, in fact, physics and geography are connected. The former mainly studies phenomena, and the latter mainly studies the essence. "

"For example, aerospace technology is inseparable from geography and physics knowledge. If you want to successfully go to space, you must break through the earth's atmosphere. The earth's atmosphere is divided into the stratosphere and troposphere. These are all geographical knowledge!"

"Sensen, after hearing this, I have a geographical question that I would like to ask you."

"Oh? Tell me!"

It was rare to bring this teaching to a formal level, and Shen Fei subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

Ma Xiaotian looked curious and asked seriously: "Sensen, tell me, does the Jade Emperor live in the stratosphere or the troposphere?"

0.0!

Emmmm......

Upon hearing the boy's question, everyone present was stunned.

My brain kept twitching, and there was a buzzing in my ears.

Shen Fei's eyes also widened, and she looked carefully at Ma Xiaotian, who was still full of question marks.

For the first time, I doubted the decision I made.

The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. Maybe Ma Xiaotian is not suitable to stay on the right path!

"Uh... Sensen, am I going off topic again?"

Seeing that the atmosphere in the store was a little strange, Ma Xiaotian suddenly felt guilty.

Shen Fei rolled her eyes at him.

"Although the end of science is theology, you haven't even seen the shadow of science! I asked you, can you just be a human being on earth first?"

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