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Chapter 133: Sterilization? Do You Really Not Do Anything That Has Anything To Do With People?
Chapter 133: Sterilization? Do you really not do anything that has anything to do with people?
"Yuzhu, do you like keeping pets?"
Wang Wei suddenly changed the topic.
Hearing this, Sang Yuluo understood that the battle had come to a showdown.
"Pets? I quite like pets, but I've never had one. What's wrong?"
Xiao Yuzhu tilted his head and asked Wang Wei.
"Um...that's it. I have a dog at home. My parents dislike it for some reason. Now they don't want to keep it. The school doesn't allow pets in the dormitory. Are you willing to help take care of it? For a while?"
"Why are you disliked by your parents? Do you have any bad habits? And I also live on campus. You can't support me as a freshman, let alone a freshman!"
Xiao Yuzhu frowned slightly, wondering why Wang Wei suddenly threw a pet dog to him.
"this………………"
Hearing Xiao Yuzhu's words, Wang Wei was a little at a loss and quickly looked towards Ba Yuluo for help.
Seeing this scene, Sang Yuluo suddenly felt tired.
Shen Fei smiled and shook his head.
He knew very well how many pounds Wang Wei had.
Shen Fei knew what trick he was going to play as soon as he opened his mouth.
Only people like Rainstorm Luo, who have never experienced love, will find this outdated thing new.
Shen Fei seems to have foreseen the fate of Wang Wei and Sang Yuluo.
*337咩咩咩~”
Seeing Wang Wei's look for help, Sang Yuluo frowned slightly, and then let out a few sheep calls.
Wang Wei was confused at first when he saw this, but then he quickly reacted.
Seeing this scene, Shen Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Seeing his appearance, Sang Yuluo's pretty face turned red, secretly complaining.
A lifetime of fame was ruined like this!
After being awakened by Sang Yuluo, Wang Wei continued to say to Xiao Yuzhu: "It doesn't have to be kept in the dormitory. Do your parents like pets? I can send the dog to Yangcheng."
Hearing this, Mei Yuzhu was even more confused.
This operation is too far-fetched.
"Isn't it weird to suddenly send a pet dog to my parents? And my parents are very trouble-free. They may not agree to take care of the dog. And don't you have any friends in Yanjing? You can ask them to help. Take care of me for a while!"
Xiao Yuzhu spoke out all his problems at once.
Wang Wei was momentarily confused.
Why does this response seem to be different from what Sang Yuluo expected?
"I'm in Yanjing... I really don't have many friends. In this case, there's nothing I can do..."
Speaking of this, Wang Wei suddenly felt depressed.
"The dog can only be thrown away (cjfb). From now on, it will be left to fend for itself..."
"Hey, don't throw it away. What's wrong with you? Don't they all say that pet dogs are part of the family? How can you throw away a family member? This is too irresponsible!
Hearing Wang Wei's words, Xiao Yuzhu frowned, and the goodwill he had finally accumulated evaporated in an instant.
Sang Yuluo covered her forehead, she had already lost the bet.
With Xiao Yuzhu's current attitude, if Wang Wei said that, it would be no different from self-destruction.
"this……………"
Wang Wei was once again at a loss when he saw Xiao Yuzhu's huge change in attitude.
"Forget it, tell me the dog's information and I can ask my parents for you."
"Um?"
A sentence that suddenly popped out of Xiao Yuzhu's mouth brought Wang Wei back to life instantly.
Saonian gathered his emotions and said expectantly: "Dog breed: Single dog, named Wang Wei, age twenty, obedient and well-behaved, no bad habits!"
Ah~ah~
Two black crows suddenly flew over the Yueshang Music School.
After Wang Wei finished speaking, the atmosphere in the box instantly became weird.
Yuan Ya and the others who were concentrating on singing also stopped the music.
Sang Yuluo buried her head directly in her lap.
Some couldn't bear to look at Wang Wei's miserable end.
The accompaniment of "Conquer" seemed to be ringing in his ears, and the extremely shameful scene made Sang Yuluo want to dig a hole in the ground and get in.
Shen Fei just shook his head.
Just kidding, even Neptune and Fei can't deal with straight male cancer. How can you, a mama-sang who only knows how to talk on paper, still want to go to heaven?
Hearing Wang Wei's words, Xiao Yuzhu's face became a little confused.
After seeing the smile on the former's face, his confused face gradually darkened.
Anger began to spread.
Realizing that the situation was developing in an uncontrollable direction, the expression on Wang Wei's face finally became a little unnatural.
I wanted to ask Sang Yuluo for help, but he was autistic and had no time to talk to him.
Just when Wang Wei was feeling a little desperate, a familiar voice suddenly sounded.
"Classmate Xiao, I think this dog can be taken back."
"Um?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, Sang Yuluo raised his head, confused.
Xiao Yuzhu's complexion did not improve at all. Shen Fei's feeling in her mind was not as good as Wang Wei's sperm!
Seeing her like this, Shen Fei smiled mysteriously.
He said secretly: "This dog can be taken back, but if you adopt a pet dog and bring it home, won't you go through a certain process?"
"What process?"
After Shen Fei finished speaking, Wang Wei, who was unaware of his situation, asked curiously.
"Hey, what process? Of course it is... sterilization!"
Tons tons tons. . .
0.0!
Mist grass?
These two words are like the sound of Zhong Palm, which continues to echo in everyone's ears.
Wang Wei just felt a cold feeling under his crotch, and he was so frightened that he peed.
It was obviously the beginning of summer, but the cold winter in the box was bone-chilling.
Shen Fei, who still had a smile on his face, looked like a demon from the abyss at this moment.
The scene was eerily silent for a moment.
"Hiss~"
I don’t know how long the weird atmosphere lasted.
A gasp of air came from somewhere, successfully breaking the silence in the field.
0.0! Sterilization? Damn it, you really don’t do anything that has anything to do with people? [Shocked]"
"I feel sorry for Wang Wei for three seconds, this is so fucking miserable! [Scared to cry]"
"What a sin! What a sin! What sin has this king committed in his previous life? How could he meet a guy like Shen Fei with no humanity at all in this life!"
"Do you still have the courage to live? Even a superman can't bear this kind of torture, right?"
Sang Yuluo raised her head, her eyes widened.
Many years later, when the girl recalled the scene that day, her response was: He was the first man who made me feel afraid, and it was because of him that from then on, I never had any fear for anything else. No fear at all!
Wang Wei knelt down.
Even if he had ankylosing spondylitis, he would still kneel down for Shen Fei.
I never thought in my life that I would be the protagonist in a horror movie.
This is too scary!
It's up to the employer to mess with whoever they want, just spend some money to flirt with others.
I had to be sent for sterilization even though I was trying to flirt with girls!
Is this a day that should not be allowed to pass? Is there any justice left in this world!?
He misses his Bone Lady a little!
Compared with Shen Fei, those skeletons are obviously much cuter than those of Shen Fei!
Just when Wang Wei was about to have a mental problem, something happened suddenly.
A sudden laughter instantly dispelled the cold atmosphere in the box.
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