Live Broadcast: I, The Offensive Viewer!

Chapter 149: If you can choke someone to death with one sentence, never say the second one!

"The reason why it is traditional Chinese characters may be because... you only have so many strokes!"

0.0!

Mist grass?

After Shen Fei's words fell, everyone's ears felt like something exploded.

My mind was buzzing.

"Is it like this? Is it really like this-?"

0.0! Are you the only one who talks too much? I’m sorry~"

"Listen, listen, all of you, are you talking in human language?"

"Hahaha, I'm broken. There are really people who don't believe in evil? Today, with Shen Fei protecting me, who dares to stir up trouble in Guoguo's live broadcast room? Angry"

"God, you are using traditional Chinese characters! Can't this kind of inner wall engraving be customized? I can engrave 'I hate you' on it, right?"

"I suspect this guy is not a black fan, but simply has a brain problem! [Funny]"

"Can you please let people watch the live broadcast? Renguoguo's home stadium, do you have to turn it into your own show?"

"I think Shen Fei has been very restrained. He only said a few words after such a long time!"

"Yeah, if you can choke someone to death with one sentence, you will never say the second sentence! [dog head"

"Hahaha, I've realized it, Shen Fei is awesome! [Broken Sound]"

"I didn't expect this guy to protect the calf so fiercely. Why are you still standing there? Let's get together quickly! I'm really worried about my dad!"

The audience in the live broadcast room booed wildly.

The atmosphere in the 511 dormitory became extremely strange because of a sudden burst of laughter.

"Goose, goose, goose, goose, you're the only one who has ever painted it... Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

Looking at Sang Yuluo who was holding her stomach and acting crazy regardless of her image.

Yuan Ya and the other three couldn't help but look at each other in confusion.

"It's hopeless. This girl is really hopeless!"

"If you don't fail in love, you will become perverted in love. The ancients never deceived me!"

Qianqian shook her head, feeling saddened by Sang Yuluo's depravity.

"Ever since I received Shen Fei's song "Red Rose" this morning, Yuluo has been a little distracted. Shen Fei's methods are really amazing!"

"If Shen Fei were to write a song like this for you, your reaction would probably be worse than Yuluo!"

"Oh, what a bad fate!"

Shen Fei obviously has a lot of experience in dealing with people like this who are looking for trouble.

After being stunned for a long time, Guoguo finally came back to her senses.

"Cackle~"

Delicate laughter immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.

Seeing her look like this, Fan C suddenly felt relieved.

"Shen Fei, can't you leave a way for people to survive?"

After adjusting her mood, Guoguo said with a red face and some anger.

"I didn't push myself into a dead end!"

Shen Fei obviously didn't have the slightest awareness.

Guoguo didn't want to say anything more on this topic.

He explained to the camera: "The engraving on the inner wall of this couple's bracelet can be chosen according to the buyer's preference. The two pieces I have are just samples. If you like it, please place an order quickly!"

After Shen Fei made such a fuss, the order volume of this couple's bracelet increased exponentially.

After taking off the bracelet, Guoguo took out an aluminum washboard.

Seeing such a thing, the audience in the live broadcast room were all confused.

The screen full of question marks immediately crossed the live broadcast room.

Shen Fei's eyes also widened, and he was a little surprised.

"Yes, you read that right. The White Bird washboard has a stylish design and is made of aluminum alloy. It is lightweight and durable. It needs to be emphasized here that this washboard has high hardness and can fully bear the weight of an adult male!"

"???"

Hearing Guoguo's words, the male compatriots in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Wrigley? Is there any humanity left? Just sell it. What the hell is the point of emphasizing the hardness of a washboard?"

"Just because Shen Fei is protecting you doesn't mean you're not a human being, right?"

"Guoguo, you've changed. You wouldn't have done such a crazy thing just for this little money!"

"Nowadays, every house has a washing machine. Why spend so much money to buy this thing to take home?"

"Hey, it's just because there is a washing machine that Guoguo emphasizes the hardness of the washboard, otherwise what do you think?"

0.0! This world is not worth it. The labor and management will feel knee pain when they see this thing!"

"Can you have some backbone? Men's faces have been completely ruined by you weaklings! I won't go into details. My wife just asked me to order a year. It weighs 150 pounds and is normal for kneeling. How long can a washboard be used? ?”

"0.0! Wucao, have a good trip, brother! [Horror]"

"The one I have at home happened to be broken. The one I bought before broke after my husband knelt down for a short time. How is the quality of this one?"

Seeing the boiling barrage, Guoguo also showed a hint of embarrassment on his face.

"Don't worry, everyone, the quality is absolutely guaranteed. The merchant promises a seven-day refund, a one-month replacement, and a one-year warranty. The interests of consumers must come first!"

…Please give me flowers…

"0.0! Mist grass? One-year warranty? Do you dare to be more inhumane?"

The male compatriots in the live broadcast room are really going to cry.

"Guoguo, I'll order five yuan first! If it's really useful, I'll recommend it to my besties then!"

"What should I do if my husband weighs two hundred pounds? I used to kneel down and break one piece at a time. Can this washboard stand it?"

"Wow, you are really fed up. What do you think of us men? A tool to vent your anger? Humph, are there any bullies like you? [Crying]"

"I would say these bitches are in need of sex. They should really be given a taste of the washboard!"

"Hey, women are a vulnerable group. If you dare to smoke, others will dare to poke your spine and say you are a wimp!"

"That's right, what I hear most is, what can a man do that is more useless than hitting a woman? I'll be in tears if I talk about it too much!"

Seeing this barrage, the male viewers in the live broadcast room instantly felt the same.

Shen Fei also felt the same and suddenly said: "What is more useless than a man beating a woman...Hit! No! Pass!"

Dun dun dun. . .

0.0!

Mistweed? Can't beat it?

Shen Fei's voice was not loud, but it echoed in everyone's ears like the sound of a bell.

The male compatriots who were originally crying and complaining about the unfairness of this world were instantly dumbfounded.

"emmmmm...I can feel the overwhelming aura of cowardice through the screen! [Hold face]"

"God can't beat him, this guy is too miserable!!"

"Tears, what kind of show is this today? A live broadcast with goods can make labor and management cry?"

"Shen Fei is determined to protect Guoguo, but do you need to tell such a heart-wrenching truth!? [Facepalm]"

"My Taekwondo master, what did I say? It's good to kneel on a washboard, but there are always so many people who don't know how to be blessed despite all the blessings! I won't talk anymore, I'm going to have a broken bone surgery!" "

0.0! Wucao, have a good trip, brother!"

“I was so frightened that my employer and I quickly ordered a washboard! [Horror]”

"After seeing the living conditions of our male compatriots, Guoguo, your conscience really won't hurt!!"

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