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Chapter 151: Stop Pretending, Let’S Show Off, Perpetual Motion Machines Are Real!

Chapter 151: Stop pretending, let’s show off, perpetual motion machines are real!

"Yunjin Hotel? Why does this guy ask me to deliver takeout here?"

It was approaching noon, and Shen Fei was confused when looking at the hotel sign in front of him.

I received an order from Ma Xiaotian not long ago. The address is on the second floor of Yunjin Hotel.

At this moment, a wedding is going on in the hall on the second floor, which is quite large.

As soon as Shen Fei entered the door, he saw Ma Xiaotian standing up in the corner to say hello to him.

"Ordering takeout at a wedding banquet? What are you doing?"

"Ask her!"

Ma Xiaotian pointed at Liu Yiren at the same table.

Only then did Shen Fei notice that the entire table was full of students, including Wang Yuan, who was looking gloomy.

Others also looked at Shen Fei curiously.

"Have I seen you somewhere? Why do you always feel familiar?"

A girl frowned slightly and asked Shen Fei with some confusion.

"This pick-up technique is a bit old-fashioned!"

"....?"

29 "Hey, you may have ordered their takeaway!"

Wang Yuan on the side suddenly jumped out and said sarcastically.

"Wang Yuan, show some respect to Brother Fei!"

To be sarcastic about Shen Fei is to slap him in Ma Xiaotian's face. It doesn't matter what his social status is, but disrespecting Shen Fei is absolutely unacceptable!

"snort!"

Hearing Ma Xiaotian's scolding, Wang Yuan snorted angrily, then turned her head to one side, her face full of dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay, I told you to put your arrogance behind you and be kind to your classmates?"

After complaining a few words to the public, Shen Fei's eyes fell back on Liu Yiren.

"Listen to Ma Xiaotian, are you looking for me?"

"That...thank you!"

The girl didn't say much, and Shen Fei naturally understood the reason for her thanks.

"I have nothing to lose, so don't worry about it. Whose wedding is this? Why are you all here?"

"Oh, today is the wedding of our geography teacher and the physics teacher of the same grade. We have invited several students with good grades in the class to come over.

"Good grades?"

Hearing this, Shen Fei's suspicious eyes wandered to Ma Xiaotian and Wang Yuan.

"Um...I was dragged here by Liu Yiren. When Wang Yuan saw us both coming, she shamelessly followed her!"

As soon as Ma Xiaotian finished speaking, Wang Yuan immediately let out an angry groan.

Hearing this, Shen Fei's eyes fell on the couple on the stage.

"Our geography teacher's name is Tian Lei. What do you think? She's pretty good, right? She's good at everything, but she's a bit vain and snobby, but these two are a perfect match!"

"Hey, listening to what you said, why are you dissatisfied with the groom?"

"Huh, didn't there be no arts and sciences in the first year of high school? This guy taught me physics for a year. His academic level is not that good. He also likes to hold cups. He has a natural hatred of rich people. His best thing is moral kidnapping. Anyway, this is You look disgusting to me!"

"A large part of the reason why I chose liberal arts was because of the physics taught by this man."

"Is this groom really as bad as you say?"

After hearing Ma Xiaotian's words, Shen Fei became a little curious about the groom.

While several people were talking, the atmosphere of the wedding banquet reached a climax under the influence of the emcee.

"We have just listened to the love story of the newlyweds. To be honest, we are really touched. The five-year long love race has finally come to a successful conclusion today. We all know that the groom is a physics teacher. Here I am. I’m going to test you, can you use your physics knowledge to make a commitment to the bride?”

Hearing the words of the master of ceremonies, Fang Shinian didn't panic at all.

It had obviously been rehearsed before.

The groom said to the bride affectionately: "Xiao Lei, if you are a positive charge, then I am a negative charge, mutual attraction is the only correct option!"

"If you are the south pole of a bar magnet, I will be its north pole, and we will never be separated in our lifetimes!"

"If you are electricity, I am magnetism. The intertwining of the two can produce photons that illuminate the world!"

"If you are a molecule, I am the temperature, and you determine the level of my emotions!"

0.0!

Mist grass?

Seeing the groom speaking affectionately to the bride, Shen Fei and Ma Xiaotian couldn't help but shudder.

I thought to myself, if you really want to have a wedding banquet, this part alone will cause a lot of casualties.

It's so disgusting that an old bacon like Shen Fei can't stand it anymore!

But when Fang Shinian finally finished speaking, he was ready to give his words a perfect ending.

"Xiao Lei, I don't dare to say anything else. Here, in front of a crowd of relatives and friends, [I want to tell you..."

At this point, a somewhat abrupt sound suddenly sounded from the audience.

....Perpetual motion is real!"

Dun dun dun. . .

0.0!

Um?

The sudden words made all the guests confused.

Perpetual motion machine?

Three huge question marks also appeared on Fang Shinian's head.

But after understanding the meaning of this sentence, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Hey, what do you mean by this? What does it mean that a perpetual motion machine is real?"

"I'm not a physics major, how would I know, but there seems to be something wrong with the groom's expression!"

"Teacher Luo, don't you also teach physics? What is this perpetual motion machine?"

"Um... Well, you guys can think about the problem from another angle... All I can say is, I don't deserve it!"

"Think about the problem from another angle...hiss~~Wu Cao?"

There were a few gasps of air sporadically heard from the scene. 333 was passed to ten, and soon, all the guests at the scene understood the connotation of this sentence.

"Does a perpetual motion machine really exist? Teacher Fang is still strong! [Funny]"

"Hahaha, Lao Wang, something is wrong with you! [Dog Head]"

"If I say this promise, will Teacher Fang still be able to see the sun tomorrow! [Hold face]"

"The sound seems to be coming from the student area. Do we still have such a genius in our school?"

There was a lot of discussion at the scene.

Ma Xiaotian looked at Shen Fei in confusion.

"Brother Fei, what do you mean by what you just said? What does it mean that a perpetual motion machine is real?"

Liu Yiren and others also cast doubtful glances at Shen Fei.

"Alas~ Ignorant and incompetent! I really am ignorant and incompetent!"

Seeing everyone's appearance, Shen Fei couldn't help but shook his head, he really hated the iron.

This is the disadvantage brought by the division of arts and sciences. If you can’t catch the joke, you will be angry or not!

"It's okay if Liu Yiren doesn't understand, Ma Xiaotian, you shouldn't do it!"

"Huh? What do you mean by this? She doesn't understand this kind of academic issue, how can I possibly understand it?"

"Tsk, didn't you have a girlfriend before?"

"Yeah, I have a girlfriend who is always moving... eh?"

As he said this, Student Ma seemed to realize what was going on. His pupils shrank slightly and he couldn't help but take a breath of air.

"0.0! Mistweed?"

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