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Chapter 154: I promised her the sun and the moon, but it’s a pity that the sheep is riding on you!

"Tsk, this emcee is not good at it!"

Seeing the scene on the stage becoming increasingly chaotic, Shen Fei couldn't help but shake his head.

"Huh? Brother Fei, what do you say? This has already happened. Is there any way to remedy this?"

"Let me ask you, during the exam, I realized halfway through the essay that I went off topic, how can I fix it?"

"this………………"

Hearing this, Ma Xiaotian was a little confused.

"No, Brother Fei, it's not like you don't know what I am like, composition? I've never written anything before!"

"...I didn't write it~ but you are very honored!"

Shen Fei said angrily with a look of hatred on his face.

Ma Xiaotian shrank his head like a quail, not daring to say a word.

Everyone was really stunned when they saw the scene in front of them.

"Liu Yiren, tell me, what should I do if I find that the essay is off topic halfway through the exam?"

"ah?"

Seeing Shen Fei throw the question to him, Liu Yiren was startled and tentatively replied: "…………Is this what you said again?"

"Listen! Listen to everyone! Now you know where the gap between you and her is!"

0.0! Wucao? Are you saying this again?"

Hearing this, Ma Xiaotian realized!

My whole life seemed to suddenly become enlightened.

With this understanding, isn’t the college entrance examination just like playing?

"slacker student!"

After hearing Shen Fei's explanation, Ma Xiaotian looked at the master of ceremonies with contempt.

Seeing that the master of ceremonies was unable to do anything, Fang Shinian could only find a way to appease Tian Lei's emotions.

"Honey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you. She is just a girl I met in the game. I swear, apart from the game, we have no other communication in reality!

"You still want to lie to me, baby? Honey? You still call her wife! Don't you want to be with her forever? Marry her!"

Tian Lei, who was in a furious state, couldn't listen to Fang Shinian's words at all.

"Liar! In front of so many relatives and friends, Fang Shinian, how dare you say those love words you told me again!"

Hearing this, the groom's eyes dodge.

"Oh, you don't dare, right? Let me show you how sarcastic it is!"

"We cannot understand the powerlessness and shallowness of life. We are men and women drifting with the tide, and we were once the gushing Kilimanjaro! I love the sea, and I have loved you!"

"Tsk~ If nothing else, Fang Shinian has a way of flirting with girls... Ma Xiaotian, what are you doing?"

After hearing Tian Lei's words, Shen Fei had just finished sighing when he saw Ma Xiaotian holding a small notebook and writing down these words carefully.

"Brother Fei, didn't you say that? Write down whatever insights you have. I think these words are worth considering!"

Hearing this, Shen Fei couldn't help rolling his eyes.

If this guy had learned Fang Shinian's tricks, with his financial resources... would he still be able to do it?

In order to avoid the tragedy, Shen Fei quickly stopped and said: "Okay, stop it! What's the use of learning something if you don't learn it?"

"What about these? Tear them up?"

"Let me see!"

Shen Fei took the small notebook from Ma Xiaotian, looked at it carefully, and tore it off decisively.

He folded it with his backhand and stuffed it into his pocket.

Everyone was stunned when they saw this smooth operation.

"No, this..."

Ma Xiaotian pointed at Shen Fei's pocket, his mind more messy than ever.

"What are you looking at? I'm out!"

"Really or not? Why can you fold something so good when you have to throw it away?"

Everyone's eyes were filled with disbelief.

"What kind of expression are you looking at? No, right? No one really thinks that I, Shen Fei, need this kind of help in flirting with girls, right?"

Hearing this, Ma Xiaotian just looked at him quietly.

"Wu Cao! Is this the only thing? It's just you, Teacher Tian. "Anyone with a little bit of intelligence can see the connotation in these words!"

"Huh? What does it mean?"

"For example, in this sentence, we are men and women who drift with the crowd, and we were also Kilimanjaro who surged! What should I say under normal circumstances?"

Ma Xiaotian: "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, this sentence should be followed by: Please don't look for me, but please don't forget me! This is a pure quote from Neptune, a tenth-level scumbag! After being changed by him into a nondescript person, some people will really deceive you for saying that your IQ is How anxious are you?"

0.0! Is that so?”

"nonsense!"

Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, Shen Fei randomly picked another one.

"That's it, a tear of lovesickness last year has just reached my lips today! Doesn't it sound quite affectionate and literary at first glance?"

"Yeah, it sounds like there's nothing wrong with that!"

"There's nothing wrong with it, all the girls in the world should be like you, and the scumbags would laugh out of their dreams!"

*#1.........

Hearing Liu Yiren's words, Shen Fei rolled his eyes violently.

Then he explained: "What do you mean by this? You haven't heard such a sarcastic sentence? This is a secret jab that you have a big face!"

Dun dun dun. . .

0.0!

Mist grass?

Shen Fei's explanation made everyone stunned.

"Brother Fei, although my grades are not good, I have received nine years of compulsory education. Don't lie to me!"

Ma Xiaotian looked at Shen Fei suspiciously.

His mind had been turned into a mess.

"Come on, the scene is right here, come and argue if you are not convinced! You too, if you have any questions about my understanding, you can stand up!"

Shen Fei pointed at the students on the round table and said.

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If you can't convince them, how can you hang out in this area in the future?

"that..…………"

"What's your problem? Stand up and say it!"

Seeing that someone really showed up, Shen Fei couldn't bear his temper anymore.

Upon hearing this, the man quickly stood still.

"Uh, Fei...Brother Fei, I'm not questioning you, I just have a problem that has been bothering me for a long time. I would like to take this opportunity to ask you for advice!!"

"Can I ask for advice? I told you earlier. Sit down and talk!"

"No, no, no, I'd better stand... Here's the thing, when I was a freshman in high school, I met a girl, and I mustered up the courage to confess to her, but she only said one sentence: The sheep is riding on me. , typed one word! Then left, and there was no other response..."

"This question has puzzled me for almost three years. The girl later changed schools. I just want to know, what does this sentence mean? What is the answer to the riddle? Did I miss something?"

"The sheep is riding on you?"

After hearing this, Ou Dun fell into deep thought.

After Shen Fei was silent for a while, a trace of hesitation suddenly appeared on his face.

"Are you sure you want to know? Even if the answer may shock you, do you want to know?"

"I think! Because of this problem, I have never been able to prepare well for the college entrance examination. No matter what the result is, I want to know!"

The boy's face was resolute, and the stubbornness in his eyes made Shen Fei look sideways.

Shen Fei sighed softly and said: "The sheep is riding on you. If I guess correctly, the answer is shame!"

....….Door..