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Chapter 26: The Rules Of The World: Be Careful Not To Be Struck By Lightning When Filling A Cup!

Chapter 26: The rules of the world: be careful not to be struck by lightning when filling a cup!

"The best diving team in the world... my wife and mother are kissing each other!"

.......

Dun dun dun. . .

0.0!

Mist grass?

Shen Fei's words really shocked Sang Yuluo and the four of them and they were speechless.

"Emmmm... Oh my god, who is this person? Does he dare to be any better?"

"Now you know what's special about this person, right?"

"Daughter-in-law and mother, I believe your lies! I, An Ran, asked myself that my IQ is not as good as that of Yuluo, who is also a leader among ordinary people. Why can't I seem to feel the existence of IQ in front of this guy!"

"Who asked you to follow me?"

Hearing the discussion of several people, Sang Yuluo couldn't help but glare at them.

After being defeated by Shen Fei again, the girl became a little angry.

"Okay, if you want to prove yourself, keep practicing. It's the same old rule. If you give me 30 positive reviews, I'll leave first. No need to give it away!"

With that said, Shen Fei waved to the girl and walked out of the school without looking back.

"Hey, don't tell me, this guy seems quite interesting!"

Looking at Shen Fei's retreating figure, some people couldn't help but sigh.

"Okay, okay, put your temper away. This delivery boy is Yuluo's target. If you join in the fun with this guy, be careful of how he handles it!"

"What are you talking about!"

Sang Yuluo snarled angrily with a blush on her pretty face, then took the takeaway and walked towards the building.

"Brother Fan, that's him!"

A group of people followed Shen Fei and watched him get into the Chery Ant.

The man at the head was handsome and had deep eyes.

His name is Shi Fan, one of the most influential figures in the senior class of Yanjing Academy.

He comes from a wealthy family, is handsome, and has good grades. He is like a star among the stars at Yenching University.

But as we all know, Shi Fan's thoughts are on Sang Yuluo.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure! He delivered the takeout yesterday morning. I received news today that Yuluo ordered his takeout again! Brother Fan, I have never seen Yuluo be so interested in anyone!"

Hearing this, Shi Fan frowned slightly and his eyes became a little sinister.

"Do you know where this person came from?"

"The one we know so far is the delivery boy from Wangji Noodle House, and we don't know the others."

"Impossible, there must be other identities. From Yuluo's point of view, how could he be so interested in an ordinary takeaway boy! Continue to investigate, starting from that Wangji Noodle House. By the way, let Brother Bao try him. !”

"Brother Leopard? Okay!"

.......

Shen Fei didn't know what happened in Yenching Academy after he left.

After driving for twenty minutes, Shen Fei returned to the noodle shop.

"Why are you so fast today? Come and deliver this order to Gutong Street! Keep a low profile when you get there, and come back as soon as you finish delivering the order. Be careful on the road."

"Um?"

Realizing that Aunt Wang's words had implications, Shen Fei asked doubtfully: "Aunt Wang, what do you mean by this? Is there something wrong with Gutong Street?"

"The public security there is not good, and there are a lot of gangsters there, but there shouldn't be any problems in broad daylight, as long as you don't take the initiative to cause trouble!"

Gutong Street is only a fifteen-minute drive from the noodle shop.

At seven o'clock in the morning, other places were already crowded with people, but Gutong Street was much deserted.

"No. 25 Gutong Street, Abao Tattoo?"

Shen Fei glanced at the store's sign and then dialed the number on the takeout order.

"Hey, hello, the takeaway you ordered has arrived. Can you come out and get it?"

"Come in, the door is open!"

Hearing the voice on the other end of the phone, Shen Fei didn't think much about it.

He just opened the door and walked in.

The store is not small, and the walls are covered with posters of various tattoos.

The sound of a machine came from inside, Shen Fei shouted, and then walked in.

On the workbench, a young man wearing a white vest and covered with tattoos was concentrating on carving words on the customer's back.

"Hello, your takeout, I'll put it here for you!"

Shen Fei placed the takeout on the table nearby.

Just when he turned around and prepared to go home, he was stopped by the young man.

"Hey, wait a minute, the rules of the world are that you pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. I gave you the money, but you are not allowed to let me inspect the goods?"

"Um?"

Hearing the man's words, three huge question marks suddenly appeared on Shen Fei's head.

Didn't this person take mothballs as medicine this morning?

Ordering takeout is the same as Tama H Gang transaction!

"The takeaway is here, you can try it yourself!"

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the man's eyes immediately fell on the table.

Xu squinted his eyes with a sinister expression.

Shen Fei couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw this. He was not in a hurry and just watched him fill the cup quietly.

The latter opened the package, took apart the disposable chopsticks, and glanced at Shen Fei suspiciously before taking his mouth off.

"Pfft~"

As soon as the thing entered his mouth, he spurted it out.

"Bah, bah, bah, are you trying to poison me by riding on the horse? Even pig food tastes better than this!"

Seeing this scene, Shen Fei didn't know that this person was deliberately looking for trouble.

It's just a little strange that I have ever provoked this guy before.

Or is this guy targeting noodle shops?

The truth is unknown, but I see the other party's expression as if someone is always trying to harm me.

Shen Fei couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"You said pig food tastes better than this. Is it possible that you have also eaten pig food?"

"you wanna die!"

After hearing Shen Fei's words, the man put down the tattoo equipment in his hand and stood up, his eyes widening like copper bells.

"Ah Bao, forget it, I'm just a food delivery guy, no matter how big of a deal it is, just ask him to kneel down and apologize. I have other things to do, and I'm in a hurry. Why did it take so long for you to get the tattoo of "loyalty to serve the country"? ?Where is the tattoo? Hurry, stop the ink marks!"

"Just kneel down and apologize?"

Hearing this, Shen Fei sneered.

Glancing at his back, he suddenly said: "Hurry, the tattoo has already reached the point where the horse's hooves are looking south and people are looking north!"

.......

Dun dun dun. . .

"The horse hoofs to the south and the people look north?"

"Um?"

Hearing this, Abao and the middle-aged man on the workbench were startled.

After being confused for a long time, the middle-aged man finally came to his senses.

He was so shocked that he jumped up from the workbench.

"A horse's hoof goes south and people look north? Ah Bao, labor and capital asked you to tattoo the four characters "labor and capital", but you got a fucking song tattooed on labor and capital?"

"Brother Fang, calm down, calm down. Let's put the chair down first. Don't listen to this kid's nonsense. There are only four words. I didn't tattoo a song for you! There are really only four words!"

"real?"

"Really! If you don't believe me, look in the mirror!"

Abao took out a round mirror, and the middle-aged man whom he called Brother Fang looked in the mirror carefully.

Seeing that there were no densely packed small letters on the back, I was slightly relieved.

Then the two of them looked at Shen Fei with a somewhat evil look.

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