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Chapter 46: Opening a forum to teach the Dharma, a sure-fire business!

"Dudu Dang~"

Another bell rang.

There was a sudden commotion at the side door. Several people in the group were holding Zen sticks or cassocks in their hands.

The leading monk carefully held a gold basin filled with water.

He was carefully placed in front of a middle-aged monk who was as fat as Brother Yi.

The others stood respectfully around him.

The audience also watched quietly as the monks performed their Buddha bathing ceremony.

The fat monk, Dharma Hao Yanyin, who was leading the crowd to chant sutras in front of the Buddha, was the abbot of Kuchan Temple.

After the young monk had prepared everything, Yanyin washed his hands carefully in front of the Buddha statue.

Then, under the service of the novice monks, he put on the brocade cassock.

He holds a nine-xi Zen staff in his right hand, a purple gold alms bowl in his left hand, and agate beads hanging around his neck.

The most beautiful thing is that the Buddha's light shines everywhere and his face is radiant.

"Dudu Dang~"

After the bell rang, the fat monk finally finished changing his costume.

"Amitabha, thank you all for coming to Kuchan Temple and observing the Buddha Bathing Ceremony. In order to thank you for your support of our temple, the poor monk will open a forum here to lecture and resolve the doubts of all sentient beings!"

"Pa bang bang..."

As soon as the fat monk finished speaking, a burst of applause suddenly sounded in the hall.

Everyone in the hall looked in the direction of the sound in confusion.

Seeing the strange looks from all around, Shen Fei froze instantly.

"Aha~ Shouldn't we applaud at this time..."

As if in response to Shen Fei's words, hundreds of pilgrims at the scene chanted in unison: "Amitabha~"

"Forehead......"

Hearing this Buddha's name, Shen Fei rubbed his little hands that had nowhere to rest.

You can feel his embarrassment through the screen.

"Oh my God, this is so embarrassing..."

"Has Shen Fei's intelligence been suppressed by the Buddhas in the temple? He doesn't look so stupid usually!"

"Hahaha, do you have to be so different? What should I do? I have a feeling that today's Buddha Bathing Ceremony may be a little unfair! [Dog Head]"

"Why, no matter how evil Shen Fei is, he still dares to act like a monster in front of the Buddha? I'm afraid you have never seen that palm technique that falls from the sky!"

"Is Shen Fei throwing himself into a trap? [Doubtful]"

In the Tianbao Hall, after the Buddha's name was uttered, the two beautiful women in the crowd looked suspicious.

"Sister Qing, why did that voice sound so much like that beast just now?"

"I think so too, but there's no reason for him to come here. It shouldn't be him! Maybe it's because we haven't overcome this hurdle in our hearts. It looks like we have to stay in Kuchan Temple for a few more days!"

The two of them were Xiao Yu and Song Qing who were dismissed by Shen Fei one after another.

Like Brother Yi, after receiving inhumane treatment at Shen Fei, the two of them chose to come to Kuchan Temple, an internet celebrity check-in spot, to escape from the world and practice for a period of time.

Brother Yi, who never wanted to be greedy, attracted Shen Fei.

I didn't pay too much attention to this little episode.

After getting everyone's response, the fat monk sat down on an extra-large futon.

"A long night of tranquility is of great benefit. The three realms are unsafe, like a house on fire. I also see Bodhisattva, brave and diligent, entering the deep mountains, meditating on the Buddha's way, Amitabha, and wise and angry~"

The fat monk said a few Buddhist verses, and then called out a monk.

"Everyone, today, during the Buddha Bathing Ceremony, Brother Abbot opens the forum to give lectures. It is really a blessing for Buddhism. All living beings are suffering. If there are any obstacles that you can't figure out and cannot overcome, you can ask Brother Abbot. After that, you can give incense. To eliminate disasters and understand Buddhist principles!"

"Giving incense?"

After hearing the great monk's words, Shen Fei's eyes came to the ten huge merit boxes in the main hall.

"0.0! Hey, I, Tina, such a big merit box? Spend money to buy blessings... Who dares to say that there is no zero-cost, guaranteed profit without loss of business? I, Shen Fei, will be the first one not to agree!"

.......

I don't know Shen Fei's slander.

After briefly explaining the process, Zhi Ai began to host the lecture.

"Please take advantage of this opportunity. Is there any donor who would like to ask a question?"

"Me me me!"

As soon as the great monk finished speaking, everyone raised their hands.

Zhi Ai seemed to have chosen a middle-aged man at random in the front row.

"This donor, please!"

"Master Abbot, how do you understand people today?"

"Amitabha~"

Hearing the man's words, the fat monk chanted the Buddha's name.

Then he replied directly without thinking: "Today's people are becoming more and more perfunctory, and their words do not express their meaning. Conversations have become empty, but silence is like communication!"

"I lost it, it's brilliant!"

After the fat monk finished speaking, the audience nodded immediately.

Shen Fei also looked sideways, a little surprised that the fat monk in front of him could say such a thing.

"Thank you, Master Abbot!"

The middle-aged man got the answer, thanked the fat monk, and then returned to his original position.

"Next person!"

"Me me me!"

"This donor, please come out!"

A young woman in the front row won the bid.

"Master Fang Chang, what do you think of love?"

"Asking the monk for advice on love? That's so cool!"

The fat monk did not avoid answering as everyone expected. Instead, he said: "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and the human world is also Buddha. The love that the poor monk thinks is nectar for two people, sour vinegar for three people, whatever. You’ll be poisoned if you drink it!”

"0.0! Oh my god!"

Hearing this answer, Shen Fei was stunned.

With such an understanding, why didn't you immediately become a Buddha?

Not only Shen Fei, but also the audience present were shocked when they heard the abbot's words.

Respect arose in my heart.

But Shen Fei soon came back to his senses.

Monk Zhi'ai basically picked some audience members in the front row, and asked questions that were relatively profound but did not include his own examples.

The abbot's answers were just right every time, and the key was without thinking.

This is obviously a gift prepared in advance!

After thinking about this, Shen Fei suddenly became unhappy.

Who are you showing this acting to? Treating so many people like monkeys?

It is unbearable!

Shen Fei couldn't bear it anymore.

"This female donor, please come out!"

Under the guidance of Zhi Ai, a rich and plump woman appeared in everyone's sight.

"Hello, Master Abbot, I have been very depressed recently. I found that men are not good things! Ah, of course, not including you!"

"It doesn't matter. You can tell the female donor what happened to her."

"I went to get a haircut two days ago, and the barber asked me where to cut it, and I said it would be along the chin."

"Then what?"

"Then...then that goddamn barber asked me, he asked where I cut my chin!!"

0.0!

Dun dun dun. . .

Hearing the woman's somewhat crazy words, the fat monk Yanyin glanced at Zhi An without any trace of trace.

The latter suddenly broke out in sweat.

Obviously this agent did not play according to common sense.

The audience present suppressed laughter when they heard this.

Especially men.

It was said that men are not good people, and everyone was obviously offended.

"Master Abbot, what do you think I should do?"

"Um...this female donor, why don't you try to lose weight?"

"I tried, but dieting is too hard, exercise is too tiring, and liposuction is too expensive. There is nothing I can do!"

"this......"

Hearing this, the fat monk felt a little embarrassed.

At the critical moment, Shen Fei's voice suddenly sounded.

"Why don't you try...to grow a beard?"

0.0!

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