Live Broadcast: I, The Offensive Viewer!
Chapter 84: Shen Fei Is In Your Hands, So You Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Zero Marks In The Ex
Chapter 84: With Shen Fei in your hand, you don’t have to worry about getting zero marks in the exam!
Shen Fei's words seemed to light a fuse.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.
Brother Gou's face twitched in front of the camera. He really couldn't resist Shen Fei like this!
"Brother Fan, Brother Dog seems to be a little overwhelmed!"
"Trash, the white flag is about to be raised in just a few rounds. Give him a few more sets of gifts to keep him going for a while longer!"
"#7!"
Soon, the sound of an incoming rocket sounded in Brother Gou's live broadcast room.
As if he heard a reminder, the expression on Saonian's face was full of bitterness.
"Brother Dog, don't be so stupid. Tell us about your glorious years!"
Seeing Shen Fei take the initiative to hand over the microphone to him, Brother Gou, who has always been eloquent, was at a loss for words at this moment.
"Well, this, my glorious years... To tell you the truth, I don't have such bizarre experiences as you, although I showed my extraordinary talent in the field of literature when I was a child.
However, talents are not recognized, and they have always been lukewarm in other fields...………….”
"I really want to say something praiseworthy...Does cheating and puppy love count?"
Brother Gou asked Shen Fei weakly.
Unexpectedly, when Shen Fei heard this, he suddenly felt sad and had an expression of bitterness and hatred.
"When it comes to cheating and puppy love, I get angry!"
"What? Brother Shen also had a similar experience?"
"That's not the case! I remember when I was still in high school, there was a very important exam. In order to successfully pass the exam, a buddy of mine and I studied the Moore code hard!
"0.0! Moore's code?"
"Yes, we studied hard all night for nearly a month, and finally achieved something. When it came time for the exam, we would tap our index fingers on the table to communicate with each other!"
"Then what?"
"Then during the exam, I knocked on the table and asked, tah tah, do you know the first question? He also knocked on the table and said no!"
"I asked again, can I know the second question? In the end, he said no! If he asked me if I knew it, then I wouldn't ask him if I knew it. This is not over yet, not only the first two questions, but also the following questions He doesn’t know how!”
"I was so angry at the time that I knocked on the table and asked him, "I don't know how to do this or that. What do you usually do?"
"In the end, how do you think he responded to me?"
"How come?"
"He knocked on the table and replied, What do you think......"
Dun dun dun. . .
0.0!
Mist grass?
After Shen Fei finished speaking, Brother Dog was startled.
After coming back to his senses, he suddenly felt like hundreds of millions of grass and mud horses were running over his own IQ.
It’s so scary!
The audience in the live broadcast room also completely lost themselves in this 3,600-degree rotation and drift that made no sense.
0.0! Who am I? Where am I? Can someone help wake me up?"
"Hmph, I just want to ask this scumbag, what do you think of us? Huh? Do you still have the IQ of people like us in your eyes! [Tears]"
"Brain is a good thing, but here at Shen Fei, I don't deserve it! I really don't deserve it!"
"Hahaha, a little cheating trick every day, but I failed to learn it again today! [Face covering]"
"Hey, I remember there was someone in the live broadcast room who was about to take the exam and came here to hug Shen Fei's Buddha's feet? Hurry up and become a teacher. If you learn the Morale code, you don't have to worry about zero points in the exam! [Funny]"
"Hahaha, can you still leave a way for people to survive?"
"Pfft~ A scumbag!"
Sang Yuluo's face was red and she kept complaining about Shen Fei in the camera.
Yuan Ya and others saw that she looked like she had been defeated, and they felt very angry that iron could not become steel.
"Xiaoxue, do you think this child can be saved?"
"I can't save her even if I'm here! I said so!"
"How can this be done? It's wrong to be a mismatched family. Uncle Sang will find out about this..."
"Then Shen Fei is finished!"
"Oh, what a sin~"
Thinking of the tragic end that Shen Fei might face, Yuan Ya couldn't help but feel sympathy.
Before Sang Yuluo could say anything, two sets of rockets were thrown at him.
"Thank you [Xiaoxiangqi Women] for sending two sets of rockets! Thank you, thank you!"
"I think everyone is deeply touched by my experience. Brother Gou, I'm really sorry for stealing your words. I really can't bear to express this matter in my heart. I'm sorry!"
Shen Fei's words made Brother Gou's facial muscles twitch.
He forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Oh, as long as you are happy, that's good, as long as you are happy..."
"Don't mention it! Where did you talk about it before? Oh, cheating and first love, having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone. I can't just have fun alone. Brother Dog, please share your story too! This cheating is my fault Having said that, let’s talk about your first love.
*tt......
"my first love?"
Hearing Shen Fei's words, Gougong's face suddenly gained a hint of girth.
The whole person immediately fell into memories.
Shen Fei didn't interrupt, just waiting for his words.
"Gillian and I are childhood sweethearts. Her house is only uphill from mine. She has a very cute tiger tooth, which bites very painfully. She also has two very cute dimples when she smiles. We grew up together and went to school together. , we went to school together, and we made a private decision for life at the age of eight!"
Speaking of this, Brother Gou subconsciously showed a gentle smile on his face.
0............
0.0! Snow grass? Eight years old?”
"Yes, I thought we would continue like this forever, but no matter how good a relationship is, it will fall apart one day!"
The smile gradually faded away, and only regret and regret remained on Brother Gou's face.
"I will never forget that day! It was my fifteenth birthday. We planned the day as usual, but she didn't know where she heard it, saying that men would be particularly gentle when they talk and they are good, and she still insisted on it. Just say something to me."
"Then what?"
"Then I said something...can you invite your besties to the birthday party tonight?"
"0.0! Hiss~~"
Hearing Brother Gou's answer, Shen Fei's eyes widened and he couldn't help but take a breath of air.
hero!
"As a result, there was something wrong with this sentence, and there was a rift in our relationship. She ignored me for a week! Fortunately, after I tried hard to deal with it, the danger was finally saved. However, within two days, she was right again. I say, no matter what you say, as long as you add a 'na' at the end, it will become very gentle!"
"Then she forced me to say yes, but there was nothing I could do. She wanted me to say it, so I had no choice but to say it. I told her, I miss you so much today! Have you had lunch? What are you doing, baby?"
"Isn't this nice?"
"It was pretty good, but we ended up breaking up~because I accidentally said...I was playing the suona for your dad!"
Dun dun dun. . .
Mist grass?
.........
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