Live broadcast: Is this child eight years old? Are you kidding me?

When Shen Yi saw this picture, he couldn't help but feel surprised.

"He won't think that he will match me to make it to the second choice, right?"

Then, Shen Yi let go

of his hand, "I'll say okay first, I won't release water in the preliminary round later!" After hearing this, the young man smiled slightly,

"Don't release water!

Then he jumped to his own combat zone.

...

"Dear teachers and students, the annual Chinese competition has officially begun! Welcome everyone to come and watch the competition.

"Today is the first day, the preliminary round, the first debate match!

Who is the contestant group? Please look at the big screen!"

I saw that the numbers on the big screen were constantly refreshed and kept tumbling.

It ended up falling on a number.

"Okay! Today's first game

, 23 groups will start for us!" Shen

Yi was very surprised

, thinking that he would have to come to him later, but he didn't expect that it was the first one.

"No matter, let's go up first!" Shen

Yi stepped into the ring with firm steps.

"Come on Shen Yi, you can't win the first game, don't

let me look down on you!" Chen Ning said to Shen Yi.

...

The contestants from both sides took the stage, and the audience began to talk about it.

"Why is there a child here

?" "How did you do it?" "What happened? The staff made a mistake!" Of

course, Shen Yi heard these criticisms. Euphemistically,

"The staff didn't make a mistake, I'll debate and compete with you later!"

However, he pretended to be forced like this, which caused more dissatisfaction in the audience.

"If you don't learn well at a young age, you know how to brag!" At

this time, netizens in the live broadcast room began to look forward to slapping their faces.

"Brothers, don't get too excited about the face slap later

, we have to be calm

!" "Okay, then now the game begins!" The host announced the start of the game.

"The topic of today's first debate is!" "

Do you think the world is worth it or not?"

Shen Yi is on the right side!

Shen Yi was very happy when he heard this topic

, "There are a lot of copywriters who can use a certain sound in my last life!"

Saying that, Shen Yi began to express his opinion:

The essence of life is to live alone,

don't expect too much from others

, we always want to find

someone who can share the pain and sorrow for ourselves

But most of the time, our earth-shattering pain is just dust brushed by others in the eyes of others

, or maybe the loneliness of adults is the joy and sorrow of self-transcendence, and this is our rare freedom.

Life doesn't have to be too hard, just accept every day frankly, as long as you do your best, it's enough, don't compare randomly!"

This paragraph Shen Yi directly expressed in eight Chinese dialects, each one.

The judges were shocked!

"How many languages did he use just now?" "The

competition was a foreign Chinese debate, but it was mainly in English.

Each additional language will get extra points!

The young man who was smiling hippie just now

has a dead face.

"Grandma, what kind of bird language was this kid talking about just now

, how can I refute it if I can't understand it?"

Shen Yi said to the judges, "My opinions have been expressed." "

Okay, then it's time for this student to make a counter-argument!"

said the judge.

But the young man couldn't hold back a coherent sentence for a long time.

"Uh, I, am, fuck, mother

!" the young man completely collapsed, "What kind of bird language did you just meow about! What kind of lychee did you make me

! I can't understand it, how can I refute it!"

The word despair is still engraved on the young man's face, shattered in his heart

, leaving a heavy stroke, a fatal blow

! "Judge! I choose to give up this game! I think he is right! It's right, it's right, it's not right!

" the young man gave up the game with difficulty, "Grandma Di, I thought I would get three more points, but now I only have two points." "

Brothers! I never expected it! The anchor directly surrendered to the opposite side! I also said that there will be a decisive battle of the century!"

"Anchor Niu Pi, I have watched so many debate competitions, and it is the first time I have seen the opponent surrender!

"Then today's first game, for Shen Yi to win!Please come to the semi-final at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, you can go and rest

!" "Okay, thank you, judge!"

Shen Yi bowed to the judges. It's over.

"Come on!10 draws!Let's see what big babies can come out!"Ding

Ding Ding... Thank you for your patronage....

Boom! Purple light flashed, basketball mastery! (currently the world's top level) when playing basketball, the physical fitness has improved in an all-round way.

"I'm grassy!But it doesn't seem to be of any use!"

"Shen Yi! You're so powerful, the first time I saw a debate match, I silenced the other side."

Chen Ning said as he walked towards Shen Yi.

"Then you can't see what my name is!"

"Then where are we going now?" Shen Yi said.

"Let's go to the indoor gymnasium of Modu University! I heard that there are a lot of handsome guys over there!" hey, hey, hey"

Chen Ning laughed obscenely as he spoke

, "Wow, let's go, if you want to go, go quickly, your saliva is about to flow!" Shen Yi was anxious, and

pulled Chen Ning to the gymnasium.

"Are there many handsome guys in the gym? Chen Ning was talking to herself like this all the way.

Shen Yi felt that his nymphomaniac acupoint was pointed, and he endured it all the way.

... Damn!It's finally here!"You find a handsome guy by yourself, give me the mobile phone and I will broadcast it live by myself!" Chen

Ning couldn't wait for a long time, and as soon as he threw the live broadcast phone to him, he rushed in to find love.

"Brothers, look at her virtue! I hope that the majority of male and female compatriots will not study

!" "Hahaha, Sister Ning suddenly became a nymphomaniac today! Why is she suddenly so eager for a handsome guy!" Shen Yi interacted with the barrage as he walked.

Walked to the door of the basketball court ,...

"Pass!" "The inside line has been received!" "Big hot pot!

"Yo play so lively!I don't know if they add me!" "That's

it, there are more than 5 barrage buckles 6, I dare to ask if I add people!"

"Wan nian old fans said that they had never seen the anchor play basketball, and they were looking forward to making a fool of themselves! 666666.

"The above, although the anchor has never played basketball, but you are too beautiful to jump chicken!" Shen

Yi saw the first string of 6s and set off directly, not dragging his feet at all.

"Hey, big brother, do you still have more people to play basketball?" I want to play with you!" Shen Yi asked the group of college students.

"Boss! That little brother over there said he wanted to come!"

"So small! I'm going to tease him!hahaha!" Shen

Yi finished shouting, and looked down at one of them, and

walked towards him.

"Kids, my brothers are very good at playing ball, aren't you afraid of getting hurt later?"