Live Broadcast: My Identity As A Fairy Cultivator Was Exposed By My Great-Granddaughter

Seeing that the great-granddaughter did not have a sitting posture that satisfies the standard at all.

Chen Ming almost wanted to give up.

The key is that Chen Xining changed her gestures.

Especially the middle finger.

Chen Ming almost couldn't help getting fat and beating Chen Xining.

Fortunately, I was holding back.

"Great grandfather, I...I'm too stupid!" Chen Xining turned her head to look at Chen Ming aggrievedly.

That look.

Directly let Chen Ming, his great-granddaughter, fall completely.

"Hey! For the sake of your self-knowledge, I will show you it again." Chen Ming said.

"Good guy, I'm a good guy, I know it!"

"What a self-knowledge, I also have self-knowledge, old man, can you teach me too?"

"Master, you think this is over, don't worry, Xiao Xi will definitely give you a wave of meal operations later, and feed you directly."

"We who are familiar with Sister Xiao Xi know that today is destined to be extraordinary."

"Good guy, what did I see? The old man actually violated the principle of gravity. There is glue on the sole, right?" A fan suddenly commented.

Everyone immediately turned their eyes to Chen Ming.

I saw Chen Ming straighten his back.

Bend your legs to ninety degrees.

More important is Chen Ming at this moment.

The whole body formed two ninety degrees.

It's like a stool with a backrest and no hind legs.

It looks like Chen Ming's center of gravity is on the soles of his feet.

Next second.

Chen Ming sat down slowly, with his legs crossed.

Gently press the middle fingernail with the thumbs of both hands.

The remaining four refer to the natural state.

Put it gently on your knees.

Chen Ming closed his eyes slightly.

There is no wave of turmoil in his expression.

This process seems slow.

But it caused the live broadcast room to explode.

"F*ck! Another set of operations against science."

"Where's Newton? Come out and take care of this old man."

"Do me a favor, the coffin board can't hold it down."

"Newton: Having said that China is not in my control, let my brother Niubi to take care of it."

"Look at the old man, damn it, is there wind around him? Why is it blowing out?"

Everyone took a closer look.

Good guys!

The air around Chen Ming has begun to spin slowly.

There even appeared one by one whirlpool.

"It's a real trump, the old man won't really be a cultivator!"

"Master Chengxian, all kinds of fantasy techniques, I now seriously suspect that the old man came out of a certain fantasy novel."

"Let me search for the protagonist's name... Hey, what's the name of the old man?"

"do not know!"

"I don't know +1!"

"Buji Island +10086!"

"Then search for a woolen thread."

"But, are there really immortal cultivators in this world?"

"Then do you believe that there are bumps in this world?"

"I believe!"

"Silly boy, don't be naive, there is no light in this world!"

"You lie, I've seen Bumpman!"

"Mom, someone lied to me!"

"Ha ha!"

"So, upstairs upstairs upstairs... Have you answered the question upstairs?"

"I'm sure, the old man must be a cultivator!"

"I feel so too."

"What about the evidence?"

"Is the elixir of elixir, the light work floats on the water, the one-handed hurdle, and the various items that came out of thin air can't be proved?"

"Are you talking about chocolate beans, transparent glass underwater, dangling, and doing magic? Please, everyone is an adult, don't take it too seriously, just be an entertainment."

"Then how did you explain this just now?"

"Dammit, insult our idol. Brothers, this guy is a black fan, get out!"

"Manage it and kick this black fan out."

"Okay, it's you!" Chen Ming got up suddenly, and the surrounding environment changed back to the original.

Chen Xining took a long breath.

Start following the operation of the great grandfather just now.

Bend your legs slowly.

But she just sat halfway.

Sitting on the ground embarrassed because of the unstable center of gravity.

"Great grandfather, it's too difficult!"

"You are a beginner. You are allowed to bend over when sitting cross-legged."

"Oh!"

This time, Chen Xining succeeded.

But the action is still very stiff.

Not as comfortable as Chen Ming.

"Damn, this posture is uglier than mine."

"You? Do you meditate too?"

"Yeah! My mother believes in Buddhism. She has to let our whole family meditate. There is no way. My mother forced it."

"What? Your mother forced it?"

"Your mother is too ruthless! It actually forces you to meditate, how about it, is there any effect?"

"Good fellow, what a fucking man forced."

"How can you curse?"

"We don't want to be like this either. The key is that the host said it was fucking forced. I mean, his mother forced him."

"If I explain this way, will it be more confusing?"

The weird thing is

This sentence came out.

Instead, the live broadcast room became quiet.

One minute later.

"Xiongtai, I thought for a minute, and what you said is fine."

"I thought for a minute, and finally figured out the meaning of your sentence."

"I got it!"

"I realized it too!"

"Enlightenment +1!"

"Enlightenment of a woolen thread, do you realize loneliness?"

"What and what! Can you take a close look at the old man from a distance? Finally, I have such an opportunity."

"There is something wrong with this sentence, what is meant by close and distant view."

"Fuck, I realized it again! Looking at it from a distance, the host meant that we can see the old man so close, that is on the Internet, the actual distance, but the distance is not known how many kilometers."

"Ha, ha ha ha, you really understand so well, I am willing to bow down to the wind."

"According to you, I now realize it too!"

...

In the commentary in the live broadcast room.

Time soon came to one o'clock in the afternoon.

Chen Xining was finally liberated from the suffering of meditation.

"Great grandfather, how did I do today?" Chen Xining asked with joy.

"Weak and outrageous, you have not grasped the essence of meditation at all." Chen Ming cast a disgusted look.

"I ask you, what is the purpose of meditating?"

Chen Xining thought for a moment, and replied, "Practicing internal strength, conserving xinxing, and enhancing mental power. The most important thing is not to be impetuous and not to think about other things."

"Then what did you do?"

"Ah this..." Chen Xining was immediately at a loss.

The great grandfather said so.

It seems that I really haven't completed one of them.

This is embarrassing.

Chen Xining stood in place.

Suddenly don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say.

"Oh! That's okay, this thing can't be practiced in a day or two. Whenever you can keep calm and calm for an hour, I will start calling you a magic technique." Chen Ming sighed helplessly.

He originally thought Chen Xining could last at least 30 minutes.

It turned out to be careless.

Don't talk about thirty minutes.

The great-granddaughter failed to hold on for five minutes.

I kept thinking about it when I was meditating.

"Okay, great grandfather, I will definitely not let you down."

Chen Xining looked serious.

Make a fist with your right hand and stand upright.

"I hope so."

"Did you see it? The old man's disappointed eyes."

"Sister Xiao Xi is not awesome!"

"Really!"

"I'm so stupid, but I know that this anchor plays game dishes, but I didn't expect it to do such simple things."

"Good fellow, Mrs. Xianglin came in randomly, and it's still a pirated copy."

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