Live broadcast of cultivating immortality: People around the world help me make a fortune

Live room.

[The anchor is acting so hard, I don't want to believe him once, he is really cultivating immortals, not funny.] [

Shut up, you old 6, the anchor is obviously seriously funny, you actually say that he is pretending to be funny.] [

Hehehehe~ The anchor's brother performed so hard, and he was rewarded with a peach to eat.] [

Hahahaha, anchor, don't pretend, go pick dung, the organization is optimistic about you, everyone is waiting for you to pick dung.] [

Pick dung boy don't pick dung, is he still called a boy?]

[Poofhaha, not what a boy is. ]

......

"It's you immortal. Ye Lang replied secretly, these guys, don't think that if he chats with Steward Wang, he won't see the barrage.

Those barrages in the live broadcast room exist in his sea of knowledge, as long as he wants to see, one idea, he can browse a lot of information.

He replied with consciousness, and the system would also convert his thoughts into words to transmit them to the past, so that Steward Wang couldn't see Ye Lang's abnormality at all.

Steward Wang chatted with Ye Lang for a few words, and then said: "Ye Lang, today the canteen has collected a batch of demon beast meat, you go to the backyard of the canteen to help deal with it."

"Yes, Lord Steward. Ye Lang quickly responded, sideways to the side, and after Steward Wang left, Ye Lang returned to his residence first with the dishes and chopsticks, washed the dishes and chopsticks a few times, put them away, and then trotted to the backyard.

Ye Lang pushed the door and entered, and saw the corpse of a demon beast, and there were already several cultivators busy next to the corpse.

He had seen this situation several times, and he had long been able to calm down.

However, the live broadcast room fried the pot.

[Ma Ma, look at the middle one, is it a

tiger? Is it a tiger?] [Lying groove!]

[Cow, anchor, you play Dafa.] [

Anchor, I see you're very punished.]

Tigers, wild boars, brocade chickens, reindeer, pythons, pangolins... My God, anchor, you have committed half the criminal law. [

The anchor advises you to turn yourself in, quickly explain your accomplices, and strive for leniency.] [

I have called the police, I can't stop the anchor, although you are handsome, but handsome is not a reason for you to break the law.] [

Anchor, you are so cruel, the deer is so cute, why do you kill the deer.] [

Absolute, absolute, in my lifetime, I can actually see so many wild protected animals, and I can see the anchor being taken away to drink tea.] ]

......

Ye Lang took a knife, while skillfully picking the rabbit skin, he replied: "If you want to call the police, report it, it's best to catch me back, tell the truth, I want to go back, this broken place, no mobile phone, no computer, no game, bored to death, there is still endless work every day, you see my black circles, is it very heavy."

Saying that, Ye Lang looked up and chuckled at the camera.

This smile happened to be seen by a miscellaneous disciple Wang Dalian.

Wang Dali raised his voice and asked

: "Ye Lang, you smile so happily, is it because you are about to break through?" Ye Lang said with a bitter face: "It is so easy to break through, alas~ there are so many things every day, there is no time to cultivate."

Wang Dali also sighed: "No way, like us, there is no life for that immortal cultivator, I have long thought about it, and when there is no progress in the next assessment, I will go to the secular world to become a general, marry three daughters-in-law, take a few concubines, give birth to more than a dozen children, so many children, there is always a good spiritual root." "

Lao Tzu can't do it, I can't believe my son, Ye Lang, I see that your kid looks very handsome, and the daughter born in the future must be beautiful, do you want to go to the world with me, I will be a general, you will be a prime minister, we will form a family in the future, your most gifted daughter marries my best gifted son, let them cultivate together." "

If they can't cultivate again, their sons and daughters can always have a better qualification..."

Ye Lang listened while smirking back and did not answer.

He can't even feed himself now, what children to raise, have the opportunity to cultivate immortals, don't go on his own, and place hopes on his children, that's all empty talk.

It was also the time when Wang Dali spoke.

A local police station, receiving the alarm from the masses, quickly boarded Ye Lang's live broadcast room according to the prompts of the masses.

The name of Ye Lang's live broadcast room is very simple: Ye Lang's otherworldly life of immortal cultivation.

His live broadcast room is also very easy to find, major live broadcast software, can be searched, as soon as the police entered the live broadcast room, they were stunned by the wild protected animals all over the ground.

Good fellow

, this kid called Ye Lang is too arrogant, and he actually dares to openly sell wild protected animals live.

The police quickly contacted the platform and asked to block Ye Lang's live broadcast room.

However, they quickly received a unanimous reply: Ye Lang's live broadcast room could not be sealed.

Even the server of the platform cannot be blocked if it is closed.

The police sneaked into the live broadcast room, while publicizing the wildlife protection law with Ye Lang, while locating Ye Lang's location.

At the same time, the audience watching Ye Lang's live broadcast room was also found one by one and notified to close the live broadcast room.

However, there were many curious people, and there were always viewers who were curious, and the number of people in Ye Lang's live broadcast room began to skyrocket.

The system told Ye Lang about these situations.

Ye Lang secretly replied: "You don't have to be busy, don't locate my location, you all said that you are not on the earth, you don't believe it yourself, and ah, these monster beasts are not killed by me, I am not so powerful, you take a closer look..."

"Do you see that this wild boar has a wound on its body?

Such a big wild boar, not to mention more than two hundred pounds, there is not a single wound on the body, and Ye Lang flipped the wild boar, it was actually effortless, and he could directly pick up the wild boar.

The audience in the live broadcast room was amazed again.

[Ma Ma, how did the wild boar die? [

I suspect that the boar was suffocated by illusion.] [

Don't talk nonsense, there is no wound how simple, you can poison it, a bottle of paraquat goes down, unfortunately the wild boar does not die, the wild boar does not die, the drug seller should cry.] [

Oh, do you know how strong a wild boar is? Who can give it medicine?

] [There is poison in the food.] [

Wild boar's sense of smell is more sensitive than that of dogs, are you stupid

?] [It's not poisoning, how else can it be killed? By the way, why doesn't

the police uncle come to the door?] [Don't you want to come to the door when you are a police uncle? ]

......

Ye Lang took the time to come back and say: "It has all been said that in the other world, you still don't believe it."

Then turned his head and asked Wang Dali: "Dali, do you know how this wild boar died?" Wang

Dali frowned and pondered, and another handyman next to him, Zhao Ming, replied: "Ye Lang, the wild boar in your hand, and all the wild boars here were smashed by the sword intent of Senior Brother Ling Feng of the outer gate, Senior Brother Ling Feng is the only master of the outer gate who comprehends the sword intent, he is too powerful."

"If only one day, I was that powerful." "

Zhao Ming is lonely, if he can continue to cultivate, he doesn't want to return to the mortal world, how about going to the mundane world to become a general, he can only be beautiful for a while.

If you have the opportunity to live forever, who can not look forward to eternal life.