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Chapter 26 Li Mo’s cold joke, Sister Zhou who is full of security

This lady actually asked me to tell her a story??

What kind of joke are you kidding?

Let me tell this woman a bedtime story???

No way! When pigs fly!

Ten thousand divine beasts flew over Li Mo’s heart….

Li Mo said to Sister Zhou a little coldly:

“Impossible, go to bed quickly!”

I don’t tell any stories at all.

Isn’t that embarrassing???

After Sister Zhou heard Li Mo’s words, her originally expectant expression suddenly fell like a withering flower.

With an unconcealable disappointment on his face….

“Oh~”

“Then forget it…”

Sister Zhou replied to Li Mo in disappointment, and slowly closed her eyes.

Since he doesn’t talk about it, forget it, save it from upsetting him again.

At that time, it will be yourself who will be unlucky.

But the water friends in the live broadcast room stopped drying.

Let the ink crow boss tell a story, can this kind of good thing be missed?

“Brother Mo, it’s not me saying you… You must be a single dog! ”

“The woman said oh, forget it, you really forget it???”

“The silent crow boss can’t even tell the story? I thought the Silent Crow Boss was all-powerful! ”

“Silent crow boss, don’t you tell Sister Zhou a ??? this wave”

“Storytelling? Don’t make trouble, is this the work of the big old men? ”

Li Mo looked at these barrages in the live broadcast room.

There was not the slightest wave in my heart, and I even wanted to laugh a little.

Want to provoke me with agitation? This is also too low-level!

But Li Mo passed through Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room.

Seeing that although Sister Zhou now closed her eyes, her eyebrows were wrinkled.

The muscles in his face were stiff, and he just didn’t relax at all.

It seems that she is really afraid to sleep.

There was no way, so that she could get enough sleep.

If I can maintain a good mental state tomorrow, I can only tell her about it!

“Haven’t you fallen asleep yet?”

Really.

After hearing Li Mo’s words, Sister Zhou opened her eyes.

Nodding into the phone screen, she was really scared!

Just close your eyes.

The events she experienced today were like a movie, looping in her head!

Li Mo was helpless, his fate was closely linked to Sister Zhou at this moment.

In order to let Sister Zhou have a good mental state tomorrow, she can only reluctantly coax Sister Zhou to sleep!

“I won’t tell the story, so be it, I’ll tell you a joke, and you will sleep after telling it!”

“Deal!”

Hearing Li Mo’s words, Sister Zhou’s heart exploded!

Instantly came the spirit!

The shimmer emitted by the mobile phone screen reflected Sister Zhou’s face.

The corners of Sister Zhou’s slightly upturned mouth hung with joy from the heart!

Although Mo Crow doesn’t want to tell stories, it’s good to listen to him tell jokes!

It seems that this guy is not so unkind!

Moreover, what kind of joke will such a cold guy as Mo Crow tell?

At this moment, Sister Zhou is full of expectations.

“Please start your show!”

Sister Zhou had a smile on her face and her eyes were full of expectation.

And the water friends in the live broadcast room are crazy ridicule:

“The ruthless crow boss still tells jokes? That’s all new! ”

“That’s not it, it’s comparable to Zhang Fei embroidery, O’Neill tap dance!”

“Brother Mo, wait a while, people haven’t covered the little quilt yet!”

“Yes, yes, I haven’t even taken a bath until now, the Mo Crow boss will talk about it later, I’ll take a bath and cover the quilt first!”

“I can’t wait to hear the jokes of the crow boss!! I have to write it down!!! ”

“With such a cold character of the Mo Crow boss, what I think is necessary to tell is also a cold joke, right?”

“One by one, the big guy is telling jokes to Sister Zhou, what does it have to do with you!”

Seeing Sister Zhou was ready.

Li Mo also started his own performance!

Immediately Li Mo slowly read the story out in his deep and magnetic voice:

“Let me ask you a question.”

“If Tang Monk has hemorrhoids, you are the chief surgeon.”

“Faced with the piece of meat cut off, do you choose face or immortality?”

Sister Zhou: “?????? ”

Water friends in the live broadcast room: “???? ”

What is this talking about???

I Nima!!

What kind of fairy problem is this?

Boy!!

This question, there is something ah!!

“Hahahaha, good question, Sister Zhou answer quickly!”

“Yes, yes, Sister Zhou, do you choose face or do you choose immortality? Honestly! ”

“It’s my words, don’t talk about hemorrhoids, I’ll directly catch Tang Monk and gnaw!”

“Upstairs, you’re a wolf…”

Li Mo’s question directly made Shui Youle in the live broadcast room bad.

They all looked forward to Sister Zhou’s answer.

At this time, Sister Zhou was also confused by Li Mo’s question.

I blanch!

If you choose immortality, you have to eat Tang Monk’s hemorrhoids?

Of course, a person wants to live forever, but can he answer such a humiliating question truthfully?

Not to mention that Sister Zhou is also a personal spirit.

Immediately pouted and retorted: “Okay, what you want to tell is a joke, are you a joke?” You are torture from the soul!! ”

“Silly…”

Li Mo replied coldly: “You are all the chief surgeon, which piece you want to cut is not up to you?” ”

After a short silence.

The live broadcast room immediately became a sea of joy.

“Hahahahaha, God can cut whichever piece he wants, why didn’t I think of this problem?”

“Hahahaha, laugh me to death, I have to say, although it is a little cold, but it is still very funny.”

“The joke of the little brother of the crow made me tremble with laughter at the moment, and the deer in my heart bumped, as if I was shot by the arrow of love in Cupid’s hand.”

“Upstairs! I don’t care about you! Little brother Mo Crow is mine! ”

“Draw the knife! Damn it! ”

Like the audience in the live broadcast room, Sister Zhou was also amused by Li Mo’s cold and humorous answer.

Showing his big white teeth, he smiled happily.

“Okay, I’m done telling the joke, you should sleep too.”

“By the way, I’m afraid you sleep too dead, you turn your phone to silent mode.”

“Then put it on your chest and do something unexpected like this.”

“I’ll call you as soon as possible.”

Li Mo’s cold joke also made Sister Zhou completely let go of the fear in her heart.

He nodded obediently: “Okay, sleep, good night!” ”

After a while, there was a coquettish sound in the live broadcast room.

“Sister Zhou seems to be really asleep!”

“I hear snoring!”

Sure enough, Sister Zhou’s face could be seen in the live broadcast room.

Everyone found that Sister Zhou had completely relaxed at this moment!

With a smile on his face, he was obviously dreaming about something!

Li Mo in front of Li Mo’s computer narrowed his eyes.

He understood that what Sister Zhou wanted to hear was not a story or a joke.

It’s his voice.

His voice can bring security to Sister Zhou, so it doesn’t really matter what he is talking about!

Since Sister Zhou has fallen asleep, then she should rest for a while!

Using his brain so much today, Li Mo is also very tired!

But he can’t leave the front of the computer, he has to put on headphones!

In this way, he can hear the sound in Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room!

Li Mo has mastered the battlefield survival skills, sleep without sleeping, this is the basic operation!

Then Li Mo also slowly went to sleep.

Meanwhile.

Within the capital of Donghuang Country!

A mysterious squad is assembling!

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