Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality
Chapter 11 Do you believe it or not?
Jiang Yun looked at the cut rabbit meat and said, "This rabbit meat has a strong smell and must be marinated for a while."
"There are wild onions, ginger, and garlic near the Taoist temple. I'll go pick some up. You guys wait for me for a while."
The wild onions, ginger, and garlic outside Tianyuan Taoist Temple were planted by Taoist Chisong. They reproduced too fast and couldn't be eaten, so they became wild.
After Jiang Yun left, the drone stayed over the kitchen, quietly photographing the two rabbits that were cut into pieces.
The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at each other, and everyone was speechless.
"This anchor is really not dedicated at all. He actually left us and ran away."
"This is the Taoist Master. If it were any other anchor, I would have canceled it long ago."
"Yan Kong said: I am the same."
"Seeing how skillfully the Taoist cooks, I suddenly felt hungry. If I can't do that, I'll order takeout first."
…
After Jiang Yun came back, he marinated the rabbit with onions, ginger and garlic, then wrapped it in tin foil and set it aside to rest.
After he simply tidied up the chopping board, he began to introduce his kitchen to the water friends in the live broadcast room.
“Even though the Taoist temple’s kitchen looks a little shabby on the outside, it has all the facilities inside.”
"Integrated household cabinets, natural gas stove, range hood, dishwasher, rice cooker, oven, and a wine cabinet in the corner over there."
"Laziness is the first driving force for scientific and technological progress. These were purchased when my master was still alive and didn't cost much money."
"At that time, a boss from the furniture store came to ask for a child with a lot of money. My master's medical skills were very good. When he returned, his wife became pregnant with twins."
"The boss came back immediately and offered to donate money. My master didn't want it, so he spent a lot of money to help us renovate the Taoist temple's kitchen and housing."
"This feeling of being rich is really good!" Jiang Yun sighed.
Not knowing that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive, he did some calculations after taking over the Taoist temple and found out that it would cost at least a few million to renovate the Taoist temple.
Although the boss is fat and big-headed, he spends generously and is a good person at first glance.
After the water friends in the live broadcast room listened to Jiang Yun's speech, many people became interested.
"Anchor, does the boss have kidney deficiency?"
"Nonsense, it must be."
"It's a pity that Taoist Chisong passed away, otherwise I would have gone to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to see it."
"Hey, fellow Taoist, you seem to have exposed something. Do you want to see an old Chinese medicine doctor to check it out?"
"When middle-aged people have no choice but to soak wolfberry in a thermos cup, please understand."
"Daozi, have you obtained your master's true biography?"
Jiang Yun looked at the barrage with a black line on his face.
Damn, the water friends in the live broadcast room really think that they are omnipotent.
He didn't mind treating the Taoist fellow's kidney deficiency, but the master didn't pass on the medical skills to him. If he got a secret book related to medical skills in the future, it would be easier to talk about it.
"Ahem, that topic has gone too far. The rabbit has been marinated and now it's time to braise it."
"The rabbit needs to be stir-fried in a mixture of lard and rapeseed oil, then add the stir-fry ingredients, peppercorns and bean paste. After that, add water and seasonings and simmer for 10 minutes."
"Finally, add cooking oil and the flavor will come out after scratching it. The rabbit meat must be spicy and fragrant, no worse than what the chef makes."
While Jiang Yun was talking and cooking, whoever looked at the braised rabbit meat sizzling in the pot started posting comments one after another.
“Taoist Master’s craftsmanship is really good!”
"The anchor is not a good person, he wants to kill us!"
"Poor, I haven't eaten for a day, who will save me?"
"A good Taoist priest actually became a food anchor. Can you believe it?"
"Taoist Priest, although I can eat, I can wash dishes. If we get married, our little life will definitely be happy."
"Goodbye, anchor. I'll be back after dinner."
…
The 10 minutes passed quickly.
Jiang Yun opened the lid, and a perfect pot of braised rabbit meat appeared in front of the friend.
The rabbit meat kept slurping, not only was it steaming hot, but it was also glowing with red oil, making it look very tempting.
After he took out the rabbit meat, he put it in front of the camera, picked up a piece and boasted: "It smells good, it smells really good!"
"My rabbit meat is mixed with rice, and then it's eaten sideways in your mouth. You can eat it here and pull your ears with a knife, and you won't feel any pain."
"Xiaobai, wipe your saliva and start eating."
Jiang Yun mixed several pieces of rabbit meat with rice and placed them in front of Xiao Bai.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were so greedy that their mouths watered when they saw Xiaobai slurping while eating.
They couldn't bear it anymore and launched barrage to condemn.
"Taoist Priest, are you a human being?"
"I'm crying, I'm crying, this anchor is really poisonous."
"I am a tall and handsome man, looking at the lunch box in my hand, I couldn't help crying."
"Is it illegal to greedy someone to death?"
"I really want to turn into a fox and go to the Taoist temple to eat."
After Jiang Yun and Xiaobai finished eating, he cleaned up the kitchen and was about to go to the crape myrtle tree in front of the Taoist temple to practice his sword skills again.
As a result, the live broadcast room was instantly flooded.
Sister Bai Jing rewarded 10 treasure maps, and the screen was full of gift effects.
10 treasure maps, converted into soft coins, are 50,000 yuan in real money.
The water friends in Jiangyun's live broadcast room had never seen this scene before, and they were amazed.
"The boss is confused!"
"Let me show you, you are really rich, hey, she is a woman!"
"Without a woman in my heart, I draw my sword to the God of Nature (except the rich woman)."
"Upstairs, why are the rich women excluded?"
"Because a woman will affect your sword drawing speed, but a rich woman will give you a better sword."
…
Little Senior Sister Bai Jing posted a message: "Taoist Priest, now the whole Internet is questioning your fake swordsmanship, fake jump off a cliff, and fake rescue."
"This matter has been trending on Douyin, Weibo, Toutiao, Kuaishou and Bizhan. Won't you explain it?"
Jiang Yun took out his cell phone and took a look.
Good guy, the top 10 or 8 trending searches on Weibo are all related to me.
The first post is called The sword master returns to the world. Who can block this sword?
The content inside is exactly the video of Jiang Yun breaking the bamboo with one sword.
The second post was about how the Taoist priest finally showed his cards in order to save people and exposed the fact that he knew Qinggong.
The content inside is a video of Jiang Yun jumping off a cliff recorded from the live broadcast room.
The remaining 6 posts are all by various so-called experts who are trying to crack down on fakes. They analyzed in their posts that they are all correct.
Many people believed it to be true and criticized Jiang Yun's fraud in the comment area of Weibo.
On Douyin, Tianyuan Taoist Temple Baiyu Xiaodao has become a hot topic.
The number of clicks on this topic has exceeded 100 million, and there are hundreds of thousands of comments, and it is still increasing rapidly.
Most netizens here are not questioning, but marveling.
"This is the real swordsmanship, the real Qinggong!"
"The little Taoist Master has such cultivation at such a young age. His master must be a hidden master. I want to become his master."
"People who usually admire foreign things should take a closer look. This is our martial arts!"
…
Little Senior Sister Bai Jing barraged: "Taoist Priest, why don't you prove yourself?"
Jiang Yun took out the long sword in his hand, shook his Taoist robe, and made a sword move with the long sword in his hand.
A flash of sword light flashed, and the thick stone pillar in front of the Taoist temple was broken into two pieces.
The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the smooth cut of the stone pillar and were instantly confused.
After Jiang Yun sheathed his sword, he said calmly: "Believe it or not, our Tianyuan Taoist Temple is always open to accept challenges from all martial arts people."
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