Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun enjoyed this crayfish meal very much.

It's a pity that the beer is a bit inferior, and the home-brewed rice wine doesn't taste as good.

"After a while, the grapes in the mountains will be ripe. Then Pindao will lead everyone to make wine. You can follow and learn how to make wine. Drinking that stuff will make you feel good."

After Jiang Yun had eaten and drank enough, he cleared the table, moved a lounge chair to the courtyard, and made himself a pot of tea.

The sun is just right at noon, and the cicadas are chirping.

"We've just had a full meal, so it's not appropriate to sleep. We need to take a short rest. Let's just chat."

"Although I am young, I have studied hard for more than ten years. I am quite capable of knowing astronomy and geography. If you have anything you want to ask, just ask." Jiang Yun took a sip of tea and said with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room got excited when they saw that they could interact with each other.

Who doesn’t want to chat with their favorite anchor? The number of barrages in the live broadcast room increased so much that Jiang Yun couldn’t stand it for a while.

"Please slow down the barrage. I will pause the screenshots later and answer the first question on the picture."

After Jiang Yun said this, he regretted it, because the first question on his first screenshot was outrageous.

"Anchor, I have always had a question. If I develop a controllable nuclear fusion device on my own, can I successfully pass the interview for associate degree to undergraduate degree?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard this question, their stomachs hurt from laughing.

"Nima, I can't solve this problem."

"What are you talking about? My dear Comrade Dean."

"Don't talk about upgrading from a junior college to a bachelor's degree. Even if you eat noodles, pickled mustard and tea eggs, you can get free and unlimited renewals."

"I'm not afraid of ten thousand, I'm just afraid of what might happen. What if what that kid said is true? [Dog Head]"

"I'm sorry. Speaking of which, I haven't eaten pickled mustard in more than ten years. I can't afford it!"

“What’s the difference between pickled mustard and tea eggs?”

"I want to hear how the Taoist priest answers this silly question, hahahaha."

Jiang Yun had a dark look on his face. He took several sips of tea, calmed down his mood a little, and said angrily: "As long as you come up with a controllable nuclear fusion device, let alone your degree, you will become an immortal, even a poor person."

Full support.”

"Pfft, help, the noodles got into my nose!"

"Hahaha, specializing in immortality, this seems to be really possible."

"Okay, okay, the Taoist priest said it, and it turned out to be a golden sentence. I really didn't expect that there is a special promotion to immortality."

Jiang Yun calmed down and said: "Fellow water friends, don't make trouble. The questions you asked are very difficult for me. Please ask them carefully. I will take a screenshot to answer the second question."

After he finished taking the screenshot, his vision went dark.

Good guy, what's the problem?

"Anchor, I never understand why you have to wait until you are 22 to get married, but you can join the army at 18?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the live broadcast room. Good guy, there are all kinds of replies.

"The young man who asked the question is probably not married yet."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I guess he doesn't even have a girlfriend. He has been single since he was born."

"I'm going to ask the Taoist priest to answer this question. Taoist priest, don't hide. It's you who want to chat with us."

Jiang Yun scratched his head and said speechlessly: "Are you polite to ask this question to a monk?"

"Pindao has neither served in the military nor been married. How can I answer your question?"

"But a man can face the enemy at the age of eighteen, and a woman at the age of twenty-two. This can only mean one thing, women are more terrifying than war."

The young man who asked the question didn't seem to understand. He replied with a sigh: "Thank you to the anchor for clearing up the confusion. It turns out that women are enemies who can't figure it out."

The female fans in the live broadcast room were not convinced and they replied.

"We are not enemies, we should be comrades-in-arms!"

"What comrades? Comrades in the same trench?"

"Oh my god, what kind of live broadcast room is this? Why is the car rolling on my face again?"

"Only after I got married did I understand how scary women can be. I won't tell you, but my wife asked me to hand in my homework."

"Come on, follow me back to the house."

Jiang Yun took the screenshot for the third time. This time he relied on his excellent reflexes to specifically choose a longer question.

He felt that sand sculpture water friends would not type so many words and ask questions to himself.

"Taoist Priest, since you said that you know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, I'm not polite. I have always been curious. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang showed no fear when he burned 300,000 Wei troops in Chibi. Why did he burn the vine armor soldiers?

, he just said that he would lose his Yangshou?"

Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then guess why Zhou Yu died young?"

"When you were in school, the teacher asked you to read more, but you decided to raise pigs. To the west of the fortress, the way of humanity is, Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms at Red Cliff. Haven't you memorized this poem?"

Take another look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Sure enough, listening to a Taoist priest's words is worth twenty years of reading."

"Zhou Yu: I lit the fire in Chibi!"

"Zhuge Liang: It was Zhou Yu who set fire to Red Cliff. What does it have to do with me, Zhuge Kongming?"

"Lu Xun: It tastes like that."

Jiang Yun put down the teapot in his hand, cleared his throat, and said: "Let's stop making trouble. Even if Zhuge Liang did those two things, everyone must believe in science."

"Friends of the water, think about it. When the fire burned Red Cliff, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, and the wind blew towards the Wei army. This poisonous and harmful gas would definitely not reach Zhuge Liang."

"When burning the vine armor soldiers, a large amount of poisonous and harmful gases will definitely be produced. Zhuge Liang was standing on the mountain. He did not have a gas mask at that time, so he would inevitably inhale some poisonous and harmful gases."

"This is the fundamental reason why Zhuge Liang didn't say anything when the fire burned Red Cliff, but when the fire burned the vine armor soldiers, he said that Yangshou would be damaged. There is still a certain scientific basis behind this."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then they were immediately in admiration.

"Nima, this makes sense!"

"The Taoist Master is really getting closer to science.

"This is a letter written with the blood of tens of thousands of people. Please explain to the Taoist Master that Great Magister Liu Xiu directly exploded the sky star and killed Wang Mang's hundreds of thousands of troops in seconds."

Jiang Yun took a screenshot for the fourth time, and he finally caught a fairly normal problem.

"Anchor, I like a girl, but I can't tell her directly. How should I ask?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room started to joke.

"Ahem, I have a friend."

"His words are very detailed. Can you guess whether that guy is 1 or 0?"

"It's natural to understand if you understand. If you don't understand, don't ask."

Jiang Yun stood up, paced back and forth, frowned and thought for two minutes, then an idea came to his mind and said: "I have been waiting for you for thirteen years, but I have not returned. The translation of this sentence is Can I wait for you?"

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"If there is someone you like in the live broadcast room and you are too embarrassed to ask, you can send this sentence to him or her."

"The Taoist priest is so talented!"

"If the anchors were in ancient times, they would at least be like Li Bai and Du Fu!"

"I understand, I'll go ask the person I like right now."

Jiang Yun sat back on the recliner. He glanced proudly at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and his face turned dark again.

Because of the barrage in his live broadcast room, the words "I have been in mourning for thirteen years and I will never return home" filled the screen.

It’s understandable that this female fan would be a fan. Why would a male fan just join in the fun?

Pindao is really a serious Taoist priest with a normal sexual orientation!

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