Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Many water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room were numb at that time. They suddenly felt that society was dangerous and they were still a little young.

"Did that guy leak the secret but he was embarrassed to admit it?"

[The Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "This little guy like you is very spiritual. This Heavenly Master thinks you have the qualifications to be a great emperor."

"Actually, I am the ancient Emperor of Heaven. What I am best at is following my words. In my previous life, I had a hard fight with my sworn enemy. I was careless and failed to dodge. I was accidentally attacked and died. I had no choice but to be reincarnated."

"You give me 2,000 yuan and let me buy a jar of elixir, and I will make you an immortal immediately."

"I see, I've learned a lesson. What's your card number?"

[The Successor of the Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "You are taught by a bullshit, I am trying to fool you (dog head saves life)."

Shui, who was watching the exchange between the two in the live broadcast room, had some people laughing their heads off.

"Hahahaha, it's really funny!"

"I'm reminded of an ancient joke. I, Qin Shihuang, will pay you to make you a general!"

"Comrade policemen, please pay more attention to that guy, that kind of person is the easiest to be deceived, hahaha!"

"Hurry up and ask that guy to download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. How could there be such a stupid person!"

"I was taught, but not completely taught. Please forgive me for laughing out loud unkindly."

After the two live treasures made a fuss, the original serious atmosphere in the live broadcast room disappeared.

After Jiang Yun punched out, he took a long breath, sat cross-legged in the square, formed a seal with his hands, and began to recite the Taoist scriptures he had learned over the years.

"All things are created by the mind, all causes and conditions arise, and all causes and conditions cease."

"The sun, the moon, the stars, the sky, the earth, the sky, and the laws of the world all come from the same source."

"The magical hidden passage rides on the wind to create Tai Chi, which is as mysterious as tranquility."

"The Tao follows nature. Don't be resentful, don't be confused, don't care, don't hesitate. Life is like a stream, it will eventually move forward, just let nature take its course."

He looked inside his Dantian and found that the energy gathered in the meridians in his body divided into several black or white breaths and began to condense together.

The black and white auras entangled together and turned into a raging mist, like a tsunami, with waves rising into the sky!

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that the petals of crape myrtle began to circle around the river clouds and refused to disperse for a long time. They felt that something was wrong again.

"Damn it, why do anchors often have situations like this that only appear in movies?"

"No way, no way, there really is no inner power in this world, right?"

"Isn't it normal for a monk to cultivate his inner strength? [The dog's head saves life]."

"When the Taoist master finishes practicing, I must question him. Who said there are no gods in this world? Isn't he a god?"

"Uh-huh, I want to become my disciple. No one can stop me, unless my dad whips me with a belt."

"Well, it seems that what happened in 1999 can no longer be concealed. Let me show my cards. The Taoist Master and I actually became immortals through cultivation."

"Fuck, where is the Secrecy Bureau? How could you reveal what happened in 1999?"

"[Dog Head Saves Life], didn't we go fight aliens in 1999?"

This incident in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was a bit violent, and even alarmed Huyu officials.

The editor-in-chief of the operations department used his connections to contact the Wudang Clan and set up a column live broadcast room to refute the rumors.

Outdoor editor-in-chief Wu Tong personally went into battle and interviewed Wudang disciple Chen Shilei remotely.

"Hello, Daozhang Chen, you are an orthodox Wudang successor. How do you explain the vision in Daozhang Jiang's live broadcast room?"

"First of all, I am very responsible to say that Director Jiang is not cultivating immortals. There are no immortals in this world. Everyone must believe in science."

"As we all know, when a practitioner reaches a certain level of cultivation, a qi will be produced in the body. That qi is called internal force. Many people in history have reached that state through cultivation."

"It's just that cultivation requires talent. There are no more than double digits of people known today who can cultivate internal strength."

"Taoist Master Jiang is indeed the number one genius in our Taoist religion for thousands of years. It is really gratifying to be able to cultivate internal strength at such a young age!"

"Did the audience in the live broadcast room hear this? Everyone must believe in science. Cultivation of immortality only exists in legends. We cannot give up our lives for the sake of illusory things."

After Wutongju finished his summary, he began to chat with Taoist Master Chen Shilei about the origin of Taoism.

After listening to the refutation of the rumors in the column's live broadcast room, the water friends suddenly realized it, but after they returned to Jiang Yun's live broadcast room, they saw countless falling flowers slowly rotating around Jiang Yun, and they fell into confusion again.

this……

It’s not that we don’t want to believe in science, it’s that this live broadcast room really doesn’t talk about science!

Until around 12 noon.

Jiang Yun finally understood, and he said: "Human beings are in nature, and they are at home in it. Taoism, humanness, and nature are originally one, so why do they need to be separated?"

at this time.

The mist in his Dantian was like Tai Chi, slowly spinning and gradually returning to calm.

The petals of the crape myrtle that had been spinning in the air finally fell down. Who in the live broadcast room was surprised to find out.

Those petals actually formed a Tai Chi pattern, even the yin and yang eyes.

"Fuck, I feel like the Taoist priest re-enacted the earth, fire, and feng shui."

"The weather is turbulent, my Taoist sun is prosperous, and my Taoist gate is prosperous, right before my eyes!"

"Taoist Priest, don't you give us an explanation?"

"I didn't even eat lunch and stayed with the anchor all the time. I just wanted to know what he had realized."

"Taoist Priest, if you don't give me an explanation, I won't rest in peace!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage messages in the live broadcast room. He scratched his head, thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Dear water friends, everyone must believe in science!"

"As a poor Taoist, if I use the materialist dialectical method to think about spiritual practice, I won't have been sitting there from morning until now. His buttocks are numb."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were somewhat dumbfounded when faced with this answer.

"Anchor, I want to explain, please stop fighting haha!"

"I beg the Taoist Master to say something we don't understand."

"Taoist Priest, do you dare to be more perfunctory?"

Jiang Yun looked at the noisy water friends, and he suddenly felt a lot of pressure: "I have practiced Taoism for more than 20 years, and I can be considered a professional. I just explained my insights in a little more depth. You really can't listen.

Got it!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are reluctant to let go.

"Anchor, after all, I am a top student who graduated from 985. Just say, I don't believe you can't understand."

"I am also a postdoc after all. Who do you look down on, Taoist Master?"

"If you don't understand, you don't understand. Just tell me, otherwise I will die in peace."

Jiang Yun had no choice but to speak: "Luck changes cleverly to hide reality and reality, and the way of all things will exist forever."

"The magical hidden passage rides on the wind to create Tai Chi, which is as mysterious as tranquility."

"Leaving the abyss to the highest good, the Tao produces shadows."

"Dear water friends, do you understand?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent at the same time. Although they understood every word Jiang Yun said, but after being connected together, what on earth is it?

"Taoist Priest, you didn't trick us, did you?"

"Anchor, please translate for us, what does it mean to leave the abyss to be the best, and to follow the shadow of Taoism?"

"That's it, translate, translate, otherwise I will die in peace."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage and said very sincerely: "Blessed is the Infinite Heavenly Lord, and the poor Taoist swears by the Three Pure Ones. The meaning of that sentence is actually to believe in science."

The water friends in the live broadcast room almost simultaneously spat out a mouthful of 82-year-old blood. They were quite helpless and posted a barrage at the same time.

"Taoist Priest, you are just bullying us because we are uneducated. It's really too much."

"Taoist Priest, you are just bullying us because we are uneducated. It's really too much."

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? ?No one thought in the previous chapter that I could write about cultivating immortality, right?

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(End of chapter)