Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

"What a wicked person!" Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Hei and sighed: "I was fishing by the reservoir, why did you, a black-tipped snake, enter the water to join in the fun?"

"It's really outrageous. What I'm trying to do when fishing for snakes is true. Alas!"

The fisherman in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he kept the silver coins he invested.

Although Xiao Hei weighs thirty kilograms, strictly speaking, it is a snake, not a fish, so it cannot be counted.

"Hehehe, please forgive me for laughing unkindly."

"Oh my god, Taoist priest, this is not possible for fishing!"

"A professional fisherman was passing by, and I thought I was the only one who had caught a snake."

"We are both snake fishermen. It was dark and windy that night, and I caught such a big water snake. It was really scary."

Jiang Yun looked at the trembling Jiang Pingping and others and said with a smile: "You guys, don't be afraid. Xiaohei is a black-tip snake. It is not poisonous and does not bite."

Jiang Pingping and others shook their heads repeatedly and refused to come over.

Jiang Yun threw away the bamboo fishing rod in his hand. He sat cross-legged next to Xiao Hei, touched Xiao Hei's head, and asked curiously: "You unlucky guy, how did you get caught by me?"

"Hiss!"

"You said you were eating small fish and singing songs underwater, and suddenly, you got caught on a hook?"

"Hiss!"

Jiang Yun slapped Xiao Hei on the head angrily, and said angrily: "You are cheating on me, and you are slandering me for plotting to kill you. Is there any justice in this world?"

"Hiss!"

"Okay, okay, I'll feed you the fish I catch later, which will be considered as compensation for your medical expenses."

Xiao Hei curled up next to Jiang Yun, then raised his head and stared at the fishing rod, sticking out his tongue from time to time. His eyes were full of anticipation.

Friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw this scene.

"The scene where the anchor fishes for Xiaohei can be used to contribute to the list of gods."

"Hehehe, Taoist Master is definitely the second generation of the Gods List in the live broadcast industry."

"Hey, what is the Conferred God List? Is he powerful?"

"On the Fishing Gods List, except for his poor fishing skills, he can hoist anything else. Do you think he is awesome or not?"

"Xiao Hei actually looked at the anchor expectantly. You know, the anchor fished for half an hour and didn't even find any small fish, so he just hung it up."

"Snake is born simple, and you can tell from the first glance that he has never experienced any beating from society."

Jiang Yun looked at the fishing guy's teasing in the live broadcast room, and he suddenly felt a little pain in his liver.

Is your fishing level that good?

Half an hour later.

Except for Xiaobai, Jiang Pingping and several other kids dared to come over and pinch Xiaohei's tail with their hands.

But on Jiang Yun's side, the weather was still calm, and not even a single small fish took the bait, let alone the big fish.

"Whoever fishes there should pay the fishing fee."

A shout came from the lake.

The little kids dispersed in a hurry, and Jin Zhuzi and his father, Jin Shengwei, rowed a small boat and came to the shore.

The reservoir in Jiangjia Village has good water quality and plenty of fish, and is well-known in the surrounding area. Outsiders can fish here for a day starting fee of NT$500, while fishing in the same village can cost NT$200 for a day.

The two masters and apprentices of Tianyuan Taoist Temple rarely catch big fish except small miscellaneous fish because they have empty poles all year round.

After Jin Sheng Miao collected money several times, it felt that the money was not reliable, so it stopped collecting money and authorized the master and apprentice to fish here for free.

Jiang Yun took out his cell phone and said, "Uncle Jin, it's already afternoon, do you think I'm 100 percent?"

"Hey, it's Taoist Master Xiaoyun. Why, my hands are itchy today. Do you want to come fishing?"

When Jin Weng got off the boat, he waved his hands and said sincerely: "You are not good at fishing, and you are a life-saving person for children. How can I ask for the fishing fee?"

After Jiang Yun heard this, he almost spit out blood.

Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, this... this... this is too humiliating!

The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that their faces twitched.

"This is the first time I have seen a Taoist priest suffer a major blow in his life."

"The daily air force is not bad."

"If you can't be an anchor, how can you be an air force when it comes to fishing?"

"That's right, as a fisherman, if I can't catch fish, I'll fish for shrimps. If I can't catch shrimps, I'll dig for loaches. If I can't dig for loaches, I'll steal vegetables. If there's no vegetables, I'll pick up tree branches. If that doesn't work, I'll just lie down in the fish pond.

Drink water, I won’t tell you anymore, I went to the toilet, I just came back from fishing, I drank too much water and my stomach hurts.”

Jiang Yun pointed to his fishing rod and boasted: "Uncle Jin, don't underestimate me. I just caught a 30-pound fish!"

"Oh, Taoist Master is great, but what about the fish?"

"Uncle Jin, that God has the virtue of a good life, he is a monk, he is soft-hearted, let him go." Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment.

That time and that moment, exactly this moment.

Now he finally understands how his master feels, and he is indeed a little embarrassed!

"Dad, my brother-in-law didn't catch a 30-pound big fish. What he caught was a 30-pound snake. That snake didn't bite anyone yet. Look at it, it's so good."

Jin Zhuzhu touched Xiao Hei's head and said to his biological father.

Jiang Yun was speechless.

He opened the golden pillar and said: "Good boy, you don't slap people in the face when you hit them, and you don't expose their shortcomings when you scold them. You really don't save any face for the poor!"

Jin Shengyuan laughed and said: "Taoist Priest Xiaotian, your fishing skills are obvious to everyone in our village."

“Everyone within ten miles of Tianyuan Taoist Temple’s reputation for fishing and two-course meals knows about it.”

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault. Don't make things difficult for your child."

"I also have a good set of fishing gear on my boat, which I will give to you. Don't refuse. You have saved the child's life. A set of fishing gear is nothing."

He took a set of fishing rods, a set of fish protection, and a multi-functional insulated fishing box from the boat, and then sailed away to ride the waves.

Amid the sound of the waves, the sound of fishing for two dishes could be heard faintly.

Jin Zhuzhu saw Jiang Yun break the bamboo fishing rod in anger, and quickly advised: "Uncle, my dad is a bold and upright person, don't be like him!"

Jiang Yun left the edge of the reservoir without looking back.

"Uncle, aren't you going to fish with us?"

"Fishing, definitely fishing. I will go back to Taoist Temple to prepare bait and nesting materials. I don't believe it. I have to teach your father a lesson today!" Jiang Yun said bitterly.

After he went back, he rummaged through boxes and cabinets and finally found half a pack of nesting base materials that had not been used for many years. He fetched some spiritual spring water from the well, mixed the materials, and brought two sticks of fresh corn.

Jiang Yun returned to the reservoir again, preparing for a killing spree.

Although it was already past four o'clock and getting late, he was still not in a hurry to fish.

If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools.

The most important thing for fishing to be fruitful is to find a good fishing position.

Jiang Yun found a slope, jumped on it, looked around, and muttered something: "Look for the dragon and pay the gold to see the winding mountain. One layer of entanglement is a layer of barrier. If the door is closed, there are eight layers of danger, and you can't go out of the Yin Yang Bagua."

"There is a green dragon wagging its tail on the left, a white tiger waving its tail on the right, a fortune in the house with sand hidden in the pocket, a tree behind it, the fish god is here to visit, I have found the heaven and earth Feng Shui fishing position!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned when they listened to Jiang Yun's words.

"Live broadcast, we don't engage in feudal superstition!"

"Is this Feng Shui fishing?"

"Taoist priest, this can be considered as giving full play to his own strengths. It would be embarrassing if he still can't catch fish."

"Eat melon, eat melon, anchor, hurry up and start the quiz!"

(End of chapter)