Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

After the water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun calling the police, a row of question marks appeared above their heads.

"Isn't it a bit unethical for the anchor to do this?"

"What kind of martial ethics should we talk about to poaching criminals? I think *** is right. Those people should be killed wherever they are caught. If caught in the bathroom, they should be killed directly.

Choked to death in the toilet!"

"Damn it, I'm so fierce, I really win my heart."

"I never thought that the anchor would be such a person. From now on, I will become a fan."

"Taoist priests who understand the law also like to play tricks. Whoever can withstand this will be killed unjustly."

After Jiang Jiu finished teasing the Chinese sturgeon, he felt a cold wind blowing behind him and his buttocks felt a little itchy, so he turned around and scratched it.

When he turned around, he happened to see Jiang Yun looking at him with a half-smile.

Jiang Jiu reacted immediately and asked immediately: "Taoist Priest Xiaoyun, I know all the scenic hotels at the foot of the mountain. Who are you calling to inquire about the price of Chinese sturgeon?"

"you guess."

"I guess you're calling the police?"

Jiang Yun nodded frankly. If you do good deeds by yourself, there is no need to hide them.

It is a good thing to do good deeds without leaving a name, but it is also a good thing to do good deeds without leaving a name. Today's society needs to promote positive energy to awaken justice in more people's hearts.

Friends in the live broadcast room felt bad when they saw Jiang Jiu grabbing the machete he had thrown away.

"If I throw it away, then Turtle Sun won't want to kill someone with a knife, right?"

"Taoist Master, please be safe and don't capsize in the ditch."

"Guan Gong is playing with a sword in front of the gate. Who gives that fool the courage to take the sword?"

When Jiang Yun saw the opposite person picking up the knife, he also bent down and picked up a pebble the size of a pigeon egg from the ground and threw it twice in his hand.

Jiang Jiu was stunned immediately.

As a person from Jiangjia Village, he had personally watched Jiang Yun practice martial arts with his master since he was a child and gradually grow into a pervert.

He also knew very well that with his three-legged cat skills, even with a knife, he could not be his opponent.

What's more, the crime of poaching wild animals is not very serious, but if you hurt someone with a knife, the crime is serious.

Now let me say a few harsh words, it is important to escape.

"Xiao Yunzi, brother, I told you before to stay out of other people's business, but you just didn't listen. Now you're done. I'm eyeing you and your Taoist temple."

"As long as I can escape today, I will burn down the Taoist temple sooner or later. I will take revenge with one sword. Have you ever seen such a big machete in my hand?"

"I'm warning you not to chase me, or I'll chop you to death!" Jiang Jiu threatened, waving the big knife in his hand.

Whoosh!

Before he finished speaking, the pebbles in Jiang Yun's hand flew over.

There was a bloody hole on Jiang Jiu's calf, and he knelt down on the spot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked.

"Is the cobblestone a murder weapon now?"

"The Taoist Master is actually a master of hidden weapons. I really didn't expect this."

"The guy opposite is crazy. He actually dares to threaten the anchor. He is really brave."

"Police Officer Chen: Chief, has your Pebbles been registered with the Public Security Bureau?"

After Jiang Jiu was injured, he became violent, grabbed the machete on the ground, stared at Jiang Yun, and whispered in his mouth: "You stinky Taoist priests are really smelly, hard, and annoying to death.

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"If you're soft, you'll be hard. If you're hard, you'll be afraid of being rough. If you're hard, you'll be scared of your life. Believe it or not, I risked more than a hundred kilograms of myself today, and I'll give you a life-or-death fight!"

When Jiang Yun saw this, he casually grabbed the fishing rod not far away. He used the fishing rod as a spear and shook it twice.

Two beautiful gun flowers bloomed in layers accompanied by a sharp sound of breaking through the air.

Jiang Jiu was obviously taken aback, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

As a famous Erluzi in the Wudang Mountains, he had fought countless times since he was a child. Not only was he experienced in hundreds of battles, but he also developed the ability to observe words and emotions.

The Taoist priest opposite was a ruthless man. The machete in his hand was probably worse than a fire stick in front of that guy's fishing rod.

Bang!

Jiang Jiu decisively dropped the machete in his hand, put his head in his hands and knelt down. That posture was extremely standard.

The water friends who were waiting to watch the excitement in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Why don't Erliuzi play according to the routine? I have peanuts, melon seeds, beer, drinks and mineral water ready. We are just waiting to watch the show."

"Everyone carries one head on two shoulders. Why is he afraid of the anchor?"

"You are a coward, no wonder you are a loser, bah!"

"I'm new here. To be fair, if you guys are good at it, you're not on it!"

"Ahem, house manager, ban the new guy."

"I'm sorry, Taoist priest is very well-educated and never hits fans."

"I'm just telling you, why do people still take it seriously?"

The direction of the barrage in the live broadcast room changed so quickly that the new fan was immediately confused.

Jiang Yun held a fishing rod in one hand and stared squinting at Jiang Jiu, who was kneeling down. His movements, posture, and demeanor were very much like a general holding a spear and staring at the prisoners of war in front of him. He was extremely cool and unrestrained.

The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot, especially the female fans, most of whom were nymphomaniacs.

"The Taoist priest is the man of my dreams, there is no room for refutation."

"Hiss, the Yanzhi Party was defeated on the spot."

"Damn it, I didn't expect that girls now like people who are brave enough to do justice."

"I understand. I graduated from a martial arts school and am proficient in Baguazhang. I will go to the streets tomorrow to do something brave."

"Go together, go together, criminals, your nemesis is here."

After Jiang Yun asked Jiang Jiu to lie on the ground with his head in his hands, he took out his mobile phone and took a look at the barrage. There was something wrong with the barrage in the live broadcast room!

He thought for a while and felt that he needed to educate all the water friends in the live broadcast room about how to carry out legitimate self-defense when acting bravely.

"Dear water friends, when you are acting bravely and are attacked by gangsters, you can fight back in self-defense, but how to fight back in self-defense without breaking the law is a science."

"I stopped Jiang Jiu from poaching wild animals and called the police. This was a favor."

"He is surrendering now. If I fail to restrain myself and continue to beat him up, what is this called? Then it is called an accident!"

"There is nothing wrong with human relationships, but if human relationships and accidents are combined, it is still an accident."

"When the gangster loses the ability to fight back and you still attack him, this is called excessive defense. Excessive defense is also a crime. Remember this!" Jiang Yun showed a rare serious expression on his face.

The number of barrages in the live broadcast room dropped sharply for a while, and many netizens obviously did not consider the difference between worldly human relationships and human accidents.

After a while.

The number of barrages increased dramatically.

"Why do I feel that the Taoist priest has suffered a loss due to being defensive?"

“Please ask the Lord to publish a book and teach me how to act bravely when facing justice.”

"It seems that those who fight against criminals need to know the law, otherwise they will easily get themselves involved."

"Bodhisattva's heart, devil's methods, fighting crime and obeying the law. When these four words are combined together, I feel that this is what the anchor wants to say."

Jiang Yun watched the barrage in the live broadcast room and decided to tell a big secret: "Dear friends, Tianyuan Taoist Temple actually has a method to suppress the sect. Do you know what the method of suppressing the sect in my Taoist temple is called?"

(End of chapter)