Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

[Captain Touching Gold]: "Taoist Priest, although the stone manger you have is from the late Ming Dynasty, there are many stone tools preserved, so the price has not gone up."

"The top price for the stone manger is 300,000 yuan. We really like it, so we paid the sky-high price of 500,000 yuan."

Among the friends in the live broadcast room, second-rate dealers and literary and entertainment enthusiasts stepped forward one after another and posted barrages to confirm what Fatty and Lao Hu said.

"Captain Mojin is right, 500,000 is indeed a high price."

"No way, just this stone manger can be sold for 500,000?"

"Taoist Master, the price is right, you can sell it."

"Damn it, the 500,000 stone manger must be a hype."

Jiang Yun looked at the drone footage and said the famous Versailles quote seriously and seriously: "I am not interested in money!"

"The stone manger is a thing handed down from the Taoist temple. The poor Taoist can use it to raise fish, but he will never sell it. Let alone 500,000, I will not sell it even for 1 million."

Fatty and Lao Hu knew each other and were speechless. This answer surprised them.

"Lao Hu, do you think it's because the anchor doesn't want to sell or because he wants to raise the price?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know, and I can't decide."

Jiang Yun's answer touched the hearts of many fans in the live broadcast room.

"I'm sorry, the Taoist priest just said, give me a break. I still owe two yuan in Huabei and I don't know how to pay it back."

"It's okay, it's okay. It's not what Mr. Ma said. I can still bear it."

"I wonder if sleeping in a 500,000 stone manger will be comfortable?"

"Chinese Sturgeon: What do you mean?"

After Jiang Yun cleaned the stone manger, he pumped water directly from the well.

Wow, in less than a moment, the water was half filled, but not full.

The Chinese sturgeon is a fish with great momentum and strong jumping ability. If the water is full, it will definitely jump out.

If you don't find it in time, you will have to eat in tears.

After the sturgeon enters the water, it spits out a string of bubbles and hides directly in the water and sinks to the bottom.

Xiaobai curiously jumped on the bench next to the stone manger. He leaned down and dug at the water surface with his paws, as if looking for fish.

Snapped!

The Chinese sturgeon rushed up from the water, its tail slapped the water, and water splashed all over Xiaobai.

Xiaobai was frightened, jumped into Jiang Yun's arms, and screamed.

"How come the fish that was half-dead just now are so alive and well after changing the water?"

"Xiaobai: Can you believe it? I was molested by a fish!"

"The water in the Taoist well should be very good."

Jiang Yun added a few drops of special medicine to treat Chinese sturgeon injuries into the stone manger. After packing up his fishing gear and about to cook, he heard a knock on the door outside the Taoist temple.

Jiang Houer carried a bunch of wild fruits wrapped in cloth in one hand, and Xiao Hei who huddled up in a ball in the other hand, and came to the door with some food.

"Why are you two here?" Jiang Yun asked curiously.

"Ho ho ho~"

"You came over to eat. You saw Xiao Hei crawling outside and you brought him here?"

"Ho ho ho~"

"Forget it, forget it, put down Ye Guozi and Xiao Hei. Xiao Bai is over there, you go play with him."

Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Hei, who had a bloody look on his face, and asked, "What are you doing outside the Taoist temple?"

"Hiss, hiss~"

"You want to take revenge on that Chinese sturgeon? What did it do to you?"

"Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss..."

"You said that when you were fishing in the water, it would often attack and hit you without moral integrity. Now that it has landed on the shore, you have to stalk it to death."

"His hissing ~~ His! His and hiss ~~"

Seeing Xiao Hei sticking out his tongue and making a hissing sound from his mouth, Jiang Yun couldn't help but sympathized with him.

How wronged this child has been in the past!

Seeing Xiao Hei's aggrieved look, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to behave inappropriately and laughed in a very unkind manner.

"Xiao Hei was so miserable. He was beaten by Monkey II on the ground and Chinese sturgeon in the water [laughing and crying]"

"Although I already know Chang's tenth level of bestiality, I'm still a little shocked that he can actually communicate with all animals without any barriers."

"The Taoist priest really looks like an animal language translator."

"Anchor, anyway, the Chinese sturgeon is a Western sturgeon and can be eaten. Otherwise, you can stew the fish."

"I didn't expect that Brother Yu is the overlord of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. He beats Xiaobai at the top and Xiaohei at the bottom. He just barely beats Monkey Er."

It is often said that society is very complex and people's hearts are even more sinister.

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that the grievances and grievances in the animal circle were much more than those in human beings.

He patted Xiao Hei's head and comforted him: "When is the time for retribution? Just let the Chinese sturgeon go. I'll cook and I'll give you a meal later. You three can play with the fish here."

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"Hiss~"

Xiao Hei nodded.

While Jiang Yun was cooking, the drone did not enter the kitchen, but stopped in the backyard.

Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei sat side by side on the bench next to the stone manger. The three little guys stared directly at the Chinese sturgeon inside and began to provoke them in various ways.

They use their paws to pull the water, throw small stones into it, and pat the water with their tails. Xiaobai and Xiaohei have grievances and revenge.

It was Xiaobai who complained to Monkey Two. The senior sister was bullied. As a junior, how could I stand by and watch?

Three against one, the Chinese sturgeon is weak. It hides decisively at the bottom of the water and does not dare to show its head at all.

Although Jiang Yun was not in the live broadcast room, the effect of the live broadcast in the live broadcast room was not reduced at all, and his popularity even became more popular.

After all, this kind of friendly interactive live broadcast room for four animals across races is the only one on the entire Internet, and there is no other.

"I seem to have fallen in love with Xiaobai, what should I do?"

"Brother, the love between man and demon is unacceptable!"

"The love between mermaids, the love between humans and snakes, the love between humans and ghosts, the love between humans and caterpillars, what happened to my love between humans and foxes?"

"This caterpillar is ridiculous. I admire Luo Shiyi as a man, but I can do it with me."

"Brothers, have you noticed that the ecosystem of Tianyuan Taoist Temple seems to be in good shape."

"Xiao Bai is afraid of Xiao Hei, Monkey Two is afraid of Xiao Bai, and Xiao Hei is afraid of Monkey Two. I'm afraid this is a cycle!"

“What about the Chinese sturgeon?”

"That's an outsider. He's still being squeezed out. He might be released after he recovers from his injuries, or he might be turned into a pickled fish by the Taoist priest."

Jiang Yun cooks very quickly. He had the meal ready in just half an hour.

Xiaobai and Xiaohei ate fresh chicken breast, while Jiang Yun and Houer had two simple dishes and one soup.

Taoist rules: Do not speak when eating and do not speak when sleeping.

After dinner, Hou Er wiped his mouth and was about to run away when Jiang Yun kicked him over.

"Since you have joined Tianyuan Taoist Temple, you need to do morning and evening classes with Pindao. I won't care about you at other times. If you are absent at these two times, be careful that I will kill you." Jiang Yun scolded you with a straight face.

Monkey Two looked confused. He had no idea where he had gone wrong.

"The Taoist priest is really giving the monkey a hard time."

"Sure enough, the food in the Taoist temple cannot be eaten in vain."

"After the live morning and evening classes are over, it's time for the Taoist priest to stop broadcasting."

At eight o'clock in the evening, Jiang Yun led the three little guys to the Sanqing Hall.

Four futons are arranged in a row.

Jiang Yun was sitting in the first place. He first sang "Repaying Enlightenment", then "Small Praise", and finally "San Xuanyi".

The solemn chanting sounded in the hall, and the three little guys started humming along with it.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were quickly touched. They began to close their eyes and relax, and listened to the scriptures.

Evening classes are over.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt comfortable all over, and their blood and qi were flowing smoothly. They were very surprised.

"I feel warm all over my body, and even my waist doesn't hurt anymore."

"Me too, me too. When I opened my eyes, my eyes were no longer sore."

"Oh my god, this is so amazing."

"Fu Sheng Boundless Heavenly Lord, Taoist Master, please explain it to us."

? ?Thanks to One Autumn Leaf Jun Mo Xiao for the 100 book coins reward

? Thanks to Jay for the 100 book coins reward

? Thanks to Ye Mu sadly for the 100 book coins reward

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