Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The next day, early morning.

After the cock crows three times.

Jiang Yun got up, took Xiaobai, Hou Er, Xiao Hei and the water friends in the live broadcast room to Sanqing Hall to finish morning classes. Then he went to the kitchen to prepare for cooking.

"Supreme Blessing God, fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, you must listen to Pindao's advice. Your plan for the day is in the morning, and you must eat breakfast every day."

"You must believe in science in everything. Scientific experiments have proven that eating breakfast every morning will not only prevent you from gaining weight, but will also help you lose weight."

"Because eating breakfast can increase the basal metabolism of the day, thereby helping to lose fat and control waist circumference. Of course, you have to eat a healthier breakfast, otherwise it will definitely be useless."

While Jiang Yun was talking, he was already holding a kitchen knife, and in just a few clicks, he cut out a plate of neatly shredded radish as thick as a toothpick.

Put minced garlic and chopped green onion on top of the shredded radish, add salt, chicken essence, thirteen spices, aged vinegar and sesame oil, and finally splash it with hot oil that has been soaked in dried chili peppers. The aroma will come out as soon as you scratch it.

Finally, cook a pot of white rice porridge and fry two poached eggs. Wouldn't this be a good breakfast?

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this breakfast, many people's mouths dropped immediately.

"It's so unconscionable. Others are poisoning late at night, but the Taoist priest is also very ruthless when he poisons me this morning."

"I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore, I have to get up and go to the breakfast stall."

"The Taoist Master's knife skills and cooking skills are truly unparalleled. Watching him cook is really a treat for those who are novices in the kitchen."

"[The Fairy Cries], I want to go to the Taoist priest's Taoist temple to have breakfast, but unfortunately the travel fee is too expensive."

"I suddenly felt a little envious of Hou Er. It would be great to be able to get a formal establishment in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, at least in charge of the food."

"Hahahaha, I laughed while I was taking the examination for the establishment of the establishment. It seems that the end of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is also the establishment of establishment!"

Jiang Yun put the food on the table and prepared some chicken breasts for Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei.

He was about to go out and call the three little guys to eat, but he found a little Qiang on the kitchen floor!

The northern water friends and girls in the live broadcast room were shocked at the same time.

"I'm sorry, such a big cockroach, how can it still fly!"

"My dignified seven-foot-tall boy from the north was actually frightened. Embarrassing."

"Tao, Taoist Master, why are there cockroaches in your Taoist temple? My hands shook with fear and I tore a hole in the black silk [crying loudly]."

"I didn't expect that there are cockroaches in Taoist temples in the mountains. I thought they were just in my house."

"Don't panic, northern water friends in the live broadcast room, let me introduce to you, this is our southern cockroach."

Jiang Yun looked at the cockroaches in the kitchen, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

This is a typical American cockroach, the largest species of cockroach.

I haven't come back for three years, why did this thing find a home in Taoist Temple?

He looked around the kitchen, finally found a toothpick in the toothpick holder, took aim and threw it.

Whoosh!

The toothpick hit the American cockroach's skull directly, nailing it to the ground.

This unique skill really stunned the southern water friends in the live broadcast room!

"Hey, is this still the American cockroach that scared me to tears?"

"Second...instant kill, the anchor is awesome!"

"Taoist Priest, wherever there is a cockroach, it means there is a nest of cockroaches. You can't just kill one!"

"It is recommended that anchors find professional pest control personnel, otherwise it will be difficult to completely eliminate a nest of cockroaches."

After Jiang Yun threw the cockroach into the trash can, he washed his hands, rummaged through the cabinets in the kitchen, and finally found a bag of boric acid, a bag of sugar and two potatoes.

After steaming the potatoes in the pot, he explained to his friends: "Don't be afraid if there are cockroaches at home. When I was in Beijing, I learned a trick to deal with cockroaches from the director of Tibetan Fox, Teacher Xiaoliang."

"After steaming the potatoes, make them into mashed potatoes, add two spoons of boric acid and two spoons of sugar, then roll them into balls, and then place them in places where cockroaches are infested."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something important. He quickly went out and carried Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei into the kitchen.

He pointed to the potato balls on the plate on the ground and warned: "This thing is poisonous. You three are not allowed to touch it, let alone eat it. Do you understand me?"

Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei nodded obediently before running out to play.

Friends in the live broadcast room started discussing in the barrage area.

"Potatoes kill cockroaches, the Taoist priest is talking about metaphysics again."

"You don't have to trust the Taoist priest, but you must trust the director of Tibetan Fox, Teacher Xiaoliang."

"Xiao Liang's secret recipe to destroy Xiao Qiang [laughing and crying]."

"It's true, our Arowana Food Factory also uses this kind of stuff to get rid of cockroaches and mice."

"I'm curious, what if I habitually twitch my fingers after doing it?"

"It's okay, just find a shady place to lie down first."

"The new killer, after taking the medicine, lick his fingers [observe in secret]."

Jiang Yun washed his hands and sighed to his water friends about his once glorious achievements: "The Blessed Immortal Lord, all things have spirits, except for scum like cockroaches, flies and mosquitoes."

"Fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, I'm not bragging to you, but this secret recipe is really invincible. Once you use it, the cockroaches in the room will definitely be gone in less than a week."

The southern water friends in the live broadcast room became worried.

"Taoist Priest, there are cockroaches all over the house, I'm so scared!"

"If cockroaches die in the corners of the room, wouldn't it be even harder to clean?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage and explained with a smile: "Dear water friends, you are worrying too much. You must believe in science."

"Boric acid is dehydrating. As long as a cockroach eats boric acid potato pills, it will definitely be thirsty, and then it will look for water in sewers and other places to drink water."

"But drinking water won't solve the problem. In the end, it will die there. Don't worry, as long as you use my recipe, you will definitely not see any dead cockroaches in your house."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that there were cockroaches in their homes, and the water friends who had cockroaches in their homes burst into tears.

"Thank you so much, Taoist Priest, for sharing the secret recipe for getting rid of cockroaches. Thank you on your knees, thank you on your knees!"

"I'm going to show my skills to my parents. Who said watching the live broadcast is useless? Didn't I just learn a little trick in life?"

"I don't want to see a cockroach in my house in a week."

"New fans, I'm not used to it. Do monks nowadays talk so scientifically?"

"Nonsense, what can we talk about if we don't talk about science in cultivation now? This is a serious live broadcast room and we never engage in metaphysics."

After Jiang Yun and the three little guys finished breakfast, he put on the Tiancan Taoist robe that he had won yesterday, took the eight-treasure sword with him, and prepared to go out to relax and live broadcast the scenery around the Taoist temple.

"How come I haven't seen this Taoist robe before? It's so handsome!"

"I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it any more, the beauty fan started bleeding from her nose on the spot."

"Please link, where can I buy the same style of Taoist robes as the anchor?"

"The Taoist Master doesn't favor fans at all. He has never read my barrage."

"Just the way the Taoist priest is dressed, if he were dragged directly to the scene of a costume drama, he would be able to defeat the male protagonist."

"Taoist Master, Jiang Jiuzheng is planning to sue you. Why are you still in the mood for a walk? Please copy it so that the Taoist Master can see it."

…

Thousands of people posted a barrage at the same time, and it was difficult for Jiang Yun not to see it.

He scratched his forehead with the hilt of his sword and asked curiously: "What's going on? Why don't I, the client, know about it?"

Tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room were speechless at the same time.

"Taoist Priest, please be more careful!"

"In your hot search this morning, Mr. Luo wanted to be your lawyer. Lawyer Zhang Wei wanted to snatch it away, but netizens persuaded him to go. He seems to have become Jiang Jiu's lawyer."

"It's over, it's over. Teacher Luo takes action, Lawyer Zhang assists, and Jiang Jiu is determined to start with the death penalty!"

(End of chapter)