Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Chapter 52 Believe in science, it can’t be wrong (monthly pass required)

After Jiang Yun finished practicing Tai Chi swordsmanship, he still couldn't resist his old habit and directly stabbed the eight-treasure sword into the bamboo next to him.

When the old friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they immediately forgot about their wife Zhao Bingbing and started to launch barrages and talk dirty words.

"The Taoist Master still loves to poke bamboo!"

"Zhuzi is a good girl with a delicate face [funny]."

"The bamboo on Zixiao Peak: Mom sells batches, I know that guy doesn't have martial ethics, and the bamboo is going to stab me!"

"The stone pillar at the entrance of the Taoist temple must understand the pain of bamboo, hahaha."

"Other Bamboo: Can you be a human being? Can you give me a good time and stab me first?"

Jiang Yun pulled out the eight-treasure long sword with his backhand, and after doing a sword dance, the long sword was inserted into the scabbard. His movements were smooth and fluid, making it very easy to watch.

After Xiao Huihui saw it, his envious saliva flowed down.

He had only seen Zhan Zhao use this scene in martial arts dramas. He tried it himself and got it right every time.

He practiced for three months and his hands were all broken, but he never succeeded once.

After Xiao Huihui recovered from his injury, he decisively threw away the Longquan sword he bought and vowed not to practice sword practice again.

He didn't expect that he would see someone else's long sword thief obediently and put it into its sheath today.

It seems that the martial arts drama is not a lie, the loser is actually me, which breaks my heart.

After Jiang Yun raised his hand to recall Xiao Bai, he picked up his sword and prepared to go down the mountain.

Zhao Bingbing said very excitedly: "Gray boy, stop him quickly!"

"Sister Bingbing, I don't dare. I feel like he can kill me with one sword strike."

"We are journalists and we are a legal society. What are you afraid of?"

"Then why didn't you stop him?"

"You can't guess what a girl is thinking. There are fox furs on my clothes. I have to tidy up my clothes and put on makeup at the same time." Zhao Bingbing said.

The conversation between the two not only made Jiang Yun laugh, but also made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh.

“My wife Bingbing is so cute!”

"Gan, why do I feel like Bingbing likes the Taoist priest?"

"No way, no way, my wife wants to be my love rival, right?"

"Wife Bingbing, the Taoist Priest is mine, let's start the war!"

When both the female and male fans in the live broadcast room were jealous, Jiang Yun came to Zhao Bingbing and Xiao Huihui.

He cupped his fists and said, "Blessed Immortal Lord, why do these two lay people want to stop Pindao?"

"Hello, Taoist priest, I am Zhao Bingbing, a reporter from Hubei TV station. Do you know me?" Zhao Bingbing said, holding up the microphone.

Jiang Yun nodded and said very calmly: "Of course I know Pindao, the fat-headed fish princess Zhao Bingbing. I liked your news interviews when I was in school."

"I originally thought you had a big head with special effects, but when I saw the real person, I realized that you really have a big head!"

Zhao Bingbing broke through the defense on the spot, and her whole body froze.

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. None of them expected that Jiang Yun was actually a straight man.

It's so straightforward that he actually talked about the fat-headed fish princess and the big-headed special effects in front of Bingbing.

"I dare say that if it weren't for his face, he would never be able to find a girlfriend in his life."

"What's wrong with my wife's big head? The Taoist priest doesn't like her but I do."

"Personally, I think it's best to joke in moderation. It's boring to say it every day.

If this girl is your sister or girlfriend, and others keep saying this, what would you think?

What's more, this is my wife, I hope my friends will give me some respect and don't make jokes like this with your sister-in-law in the future."

"Don't just drink, just order peanuts [anger]!"

"If you can't drink, go to the dog table [funny]."

Zhao Bingbing patted her chest. It took her a long time to catch her breath.

Confident girls never care about these things. Interviews are important and work is important. Come on!

Zhao Bingbing smiled and said: "Dog...cough, Taoist priest, we are conducting an interview. Please be more serious. The documentary filmed in a while will be broadcast around the world."

"Excuse me, do you have anything to say to the audience?"

Jiang Yun scratched his head and asked: "Then Xiaori... can RB viewers who have a good life in their childhood also see it?"

"Many RB viewers like our program, and they must be able to see it."

The look on Jiang Yun's face immediately became serious. He said with a straight face, "Today is September 18th, which is also the 90th anniversary of the September 18th Incident."

"Pindao recently heard that Mount Fuji near Tokyo is unstable and that there is a risk of a volcanic eruption. If it does, I will give you moral encouragement and support."

"Dear audience friends across the country, Pindao also wants to say to you, remember history and don't forget September 18th!"

"In the prosperous times, China held a National Day to commemorate its martyrs and gathered its elites.

Prosperity changes the world, and all generations of the country move forward bravely."

The water friends in the live broadcast room broke through the defense on the spot. Under the organization of the house management, they remembered history and did not forget the September 18th barrage that directly flooded the screen.

Zhao Bingbing was stunned on the spot. She had thought about countless things Jiang Yun would say, but she really didn't expect Jiang Yun to talk about this.

Compared with the others, the Taoist priest in front of me seems to be really different!

Especially that mouthful of poisonous milk towards Mount Fuji, it really makes people feel that he is a bit inexplicably cute.

"The Taoist priest understands justice, which is really admirable. I promise not to cut this interview as much as possible."

"The rules of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are to promote positive energy and spread positive energy. This is what Pindao should do as the leader of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. If you have nothing else to do, then I will go down the mountain."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he was about to go down the mountain.

When Zhao Bingbing and Xiao Huihui heard about Tianyuan Taoist Temple and its owner, their eyes suddenly lit up.

It was really hard to find anywhere, and it took no effort to get here. I didn't expect that the person I wanted to interview this time was actually right in front of me!

"The Taoist priest himself is more handsome than in the popular video. I didn't recognize him. Please accept an interview with our Hubei TV station."

Zhao Bingbing asked very excitedly: "Taoist Priest, do you know Kung Fu?"

"Compared with traditional Chinese Kung Fu and Muay Thai, which one do you think is stronger?"

Jiang Yun frowned. He faced the camera and emphasized again: "Pindao knows kung fu, but the essence of my martial arts practice is to strengthen my body and prolong my life, not to prove who is stronger!"

"Taoist Priest, there is a video of you jumping from Zixiao Peak on the Internet. Is it true or false?"

"Some people say that you have become an immortal and can fly with a sword."

Jiang Yun scratched his head. He held the sword in one hand and Xiaobai in the other. He came to the cliff on the other side of the reservoir and said, "Everyone must believe in science. There are no gods in this world."

"Pindao jumped from Zixiao Peak that day and just performed a light skill, just like this."

After he finished speaking, he activated his inner strength, used Ladder Cloud Zong, and jumped directly off the cliff.

brush!

This time there is an internal force bonus, making the jump down faster and more stable.

In less than a minute, Jiang Yun landed steadily. He put down Xiaobai and carried the sword on his back, and followed the road directly back to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The top of Zixiao Peak.

The air suddenly solidified.

Zhao Bingbing and Xiao Huihui opened their mouths at the same time. They were both shocked and speechless.

"Sister Bingbing, he said he believed in science, is this science?"

"People have used it, maybe it should be... very scientific."

(End of chapter)

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