Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Chapter 581 Detoxification Tianjing Powder

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun took out his mobile phone and called Taoist Xuanyu.

On the other side of the phone, Taoist priest Xuanyu was shocked.

"Master, with you in the Taoist temple, what's wrong with you and why you want me to go back?"

"It's useless if I go back. If you can't cure it, I certainly can't either!"

Taoist Master Zhang had a dark look on his face and said, "Master, I've been poisoned by mushrooms. It's not serious. You come back and prescribe a medicine. I'll test your medical skills by the way."

"ah?"

On the other side of the phone, Taoist Priest Xuanyu's voice suddenly increased by eight decibels.

At this time, Taoist Caiyu was already embarrassed and wanted to dig out a crack in the ground with his thumb and hide.

"Baoyu, pack up all the burgers and coke and take them away. You can eat them on the way. We have to go back to the Taoist Temple."

"The master drank the mushroom soup made by Caiyu and got mushroom poisoning. I told him that he couldn't drink the soup. Alas."

"Caiyu, I know you are there, just wait until I go back to take care of you!"

"Bless me, Master. Master, he is so old. How can we fix this if something goes wrong!"

Taoist Priest Xuanyu was like a chatterbox, constantly complaining on the phone.

However, Master Zhang didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "The deadline for my master's promotion is not today. I will live a hundred years without any problems."

"Don't worry, you two should be careful on the road. It feels good to be poisoned by this mushroom. This is the first time in my life that I have experienced this feeling."

He spoke clearly and showed no signs of mushroom poisoning.

On the other end of the phone, Taoist priest Xuanyu asked in surprise: "Master, are you sure you have been poisoned by mushrooms?"

"Of course, now that I'm in front of you, not only do I have a double image, but when I talk to people, there are subtitles in front of me." Elder Taoist Zhang still said with a smile.

Taoist priest Caiyu was stunned for a moment and said, "Ah, subtitles? Master, little uncle, I can see the subtitles even when I speak!"

"What, you also drank vegetable and mushroom soup?"

"No, I just took a bite when it was uncooked."

Taoist Priest Caiyu's weak reply made several people fall silent for a moment.

Jiang Yun let out a long sigh and said to the camera in the live broadcast room: "Everyone in the live broadcast room, please pay attention."

"Wild fungi are really dangerous. They are delicious, but life is more precious."

"You must not eat it when it is not cooked, and you cannot even taste it, especially netizens from the South, especially netizens from Yunnan!"

"Mr. Zhang, I know a little bit about medicine, and you know a lot about Chinese medicine. Let me get you some side medicine first."

After he finished speaking, he helped the two of them sit inside the house, and then went to the pharmacy of Xinglin Taoist Temple.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked at this time.

"I guessed that Taoist Master Zhang was poisoned by mushrooms, but I didn't expect that Taoist Master Caiyu was also poisoned by mushrooms!"

"It's so cruel that I won't even let myself go."

"Indeed, when I was eating mushroom hotpot in Yunnan, the boss wouldn't give me chopsticks or spoons. He would only give them to me when it was completely cooked, just for fear that someone would eat them."

"Has anyone ever been poisoned by mushrooms? Can you tell us what it feels like?"

"I tried it, and it was wonderful. I felt dizzy and slightly tipsy, and no one around me noticed that I was poisoned by mushrooms."

"Damn, this is so awesome. I have a bold and immature idea. Grind the mushrooms into powder and lick it every time. Anyway, it's hallucinogenic."

"Okay, okay, fellow Taoist, it's real punishment. It's hard to say anything else. Poisonous mushrooms are really harmful to the kidneys!"

"ah?"

"I've never heard that the anchor also has medical skills. He was just a little bit poisoned. He wouldn't give it away, would he?"

"Old Taoist Master Zhang went out today without looking at the almanac. This disaster will surely happen today."

It was important to save people at this time, so Jiang Yun was quick to grab the medicine.

Soon he fried the Chinese medicine, boiling a bowl and a half of the medicine until it was eighty percent, and then poured a cup of hot wine into it.

"The Chinese medicine is here, Mr. Zhang, pick the jade, you two can drink it while it's hot." Jiang Yun said.

Taoist Master Zhang looked at the bowl of Chinese medicine and hesitated for a long time.

He watched Caiyu pick up the Chinese medicine and quickly knocked on the table: "Both of you, put down the medicine for me."

"Boy, I've never heard of it. Do you know anything about Chinese medicine?"

"What kind of prescription did you give to the four of us? If you don't explain clearly, I won't dare to drink this medicine!"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. The old man was quite poisoned, and he didn't expect that his brain was still confused.

He opened his mouth to explain: "Mr. Zhang, I actually have a lot of research on medical skills, but you don't know it."

"My prescription is Jiedu Tianjing Powder. The poison in you two has begun to spread, and you have already developed symptoms of poisoning and hallucinations."

"So using Cassia, Bombyx and other medicines to calm the nerves, and using Yinhua and Trichosanthin to detoxify, you can't go wrong with the symptoms."

Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun nodded and sighed: "That's right. It's symptomatic."

"How do you cook this Chinese medicine?"

Jiang Yun answered honestly, "One and a half bowls of pollen pure juice, fried to eight minutes, and one glass of wine."

After hearing this, Zhang Laodao picked up the Chinese medicine and drank it all in one gulp.

Taoist Caiyu followed closely and drank the Chinese medicine in the bowl.

After the two drank the wine, their symptoms were relieved a lot, even though there was alcohol in it, they both felt a little dizzy.

Jiang Yun helped the two of them onto the table, and after lying down, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were completely shocked at this moment.

"Anchor, you really know medical skills!"

"What kind of powder is that? I just checked and it can indeed cure fungus poisoning."

"Should I call 120? I always feel it's better to send him to the hospital."

"It's okay now. I'm shocked. I had to infuse fluids for half a day even when I went to the hospital!"

"I originally thought the anchor was showing off, but I didn't expect him to actually show off!"

Jiang Yun ignored the netizens in the live broadcast room. After he poured out the vegetable and mushroom soup, he suddenly discovered something.

Something is missing in Xinglin Palace, Master Zhang’s pig is missing!

He searched the Xinglin Palace inside and out, and couldn't find even a single pig hair, let alone the wild boar.

This pig is Taoist Zhang's favorite, and its popularity in the live broadcast room is not low.

After all, he understands human nature and can collect medicine.

"Where's my Tamagotchi?"

"Wild boar is not a rare animal now. My pig will not be caught and eaten, right?"

"Taoist Priest, don't just stand there stupidly. You don't know how to tell fortunes. Hurry up and tell your fortunes!"

"It's actually very safe to throw away a cat or a dog, but if you throw away a pig, you'll really get stewed and eaten!"

"Cats and dogs are not safe either. If someone eats cats and dogs, my rhubarb will be gone."

"That's right, my family was rich and prosperous, but someone took it away and its whereabouts are still unknown."

Jiang Yun was planning to use a drone to start a large-scale search nearby.

The pig wandered back from outside the Taoist temple.

He held a piece of grass in his mouth, raised his head, raised his chest, twisted his buttocks, and walked straight to the dining hall.

When Jiang Yun saw this, he was a little anxious, and he went up and slapped the pig's head.

He opened his mouth and reprimanded: "You need to report to the Taoist temple, did you know?"

"Have you never heard of a wind-type boy who was rescued by his parents at a critical moment just because he went out to report?"

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