Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

After all, lychee grass was not used. After all, it only has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying, and is not completely symptomatic.

What's more, the two of them have already taken Chinese medicine, which is half poisonous. Taking too much will be bad.

But your heart must be received, and some rewards must be given.

Jiang Yun looked at the hungry wild boar in the dining hall, then looked at the three dishes and one soup on the table, and shook his head decisively.

If he hadn't been worried that the three dishes and one bowl were antiques from Xinglin Palace, he would have thrown away the bowls and dishes together.

"Brother Zhu, are you hungry?" Jiang Yun patted the wild boar's belly and asked.

The wild boar nodded, took Jiang Yun's clothes in his mouth, and pulled him to the stove.

The stove in Xinglin Palace is still a traditional firewood stove.

Jiang Yun helplessly rolled up the sleeves of his Taoist robe and began to familiarize himself with the placement of pots, pans, firewood, rice, oil and salt.

The Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty is here, what is this all about?

It’s okay to come to Xinglin Palace to place an order by yourself, and you’ll almost get poisoned when you eat. You still have to cook for yourself.

Jiang Yun looked at the wild boar that kept circling under his feet and couldn't help stroking his forehead and smiling bitterly.

He opened the refrigerator, and even though he was well-informed, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Taoist Master Zhang was also relieved to hand over the dining hall to fellow Taoist Caiyu. Most of the dishes in the refrigerator had begun to spoil.

Even if a monk lives a frugal life and is used to being diligent and thrifty, he cannot be so frugal!

There are not many vegetables left in the refrigerator, just a few tomatoes, an eggplant, a piece of frozen meat, a few green peppers, and a dozen eggs.

Stir-fried eggs with tomatoes, eggplant with minced meat, and fried meat with green peppers, three dishes are enough.

Jiang Yun once again showed off his cooking skills, and the whole set of moves was smooth and smooth, which made fans in the live broadcast room sigh.

At Tianyuan Taoist Temple, Hou Er rarely cooks since he took over the kitchen.

"Damn it, Taoist Master's sword skills are great!"

"At first glance, you can see that you are a new fan. Among us old fans, at least half are cooking fans!"

"I didn't expect to see the Taoist chef cooking in my lifetime. I really burst into tears."

"Please Taoist priest, please cook more in the future. A novice in the kitchen like me needs to learn."

…

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage and couldn't help but touch his nose.

Have you really not cooked for a long time?

He dug out the rice and put enough rice into the rice cooker, enough for four people, and then looked at the wild boar at his feet.

Forget it, let’s steam enough for eight people!

After washing the rice twice, add water, measure it with your fingers, and put it into the rice cooker.

His operation instantly shocked many viewers in the live broadcast room.

"Taoist Master, please slow down this operation, I don't understand it!"

"Post-00s generation learn to cook online. How much water should be put in to steam rice?"

"[Smirk], of course it's the right amount of rice and the right amount of water!"

"Taoist priest's cooking makes me feel like I lowered my head to pick up a pen in math class and then couldn't follow it at all."

"Three bowls of water and four bowls of rice will cook it just right."

“My mother taught me the back-of-hand measurement method, and I think it’s very useful.”

"???"

…

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room. When he was about to explain, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the side.

Today's weather was a bit cloudy, but the sun happened to enter the clouds at this time, and the light in the dining hall suddenly dimmed.

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back at the moment.

"Damn it, this familiar laughter, the author of the novel is not deceiving me!"

"The Xinglin Palace was brutally destroyed by the group, the eldest disciple was away from home, and the evil cultivator's enemies came to the door..."

"Fellow Taoist, your compilation is very good, can you continue to compile it?"

"Taoist Master, be careful, prepare to meet the enemy!"

"Family members, who knows? As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I heard the evil cultivator's arrogant laughter."

"Dark clouds cover the sun. It seems that this evil cultivator has great skills!"

"Tomorrow's hot search, Taoist giants of good and evil battle for a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City."

…

Jiang Yun watched the barrage change in style, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

When it comes to brainstorming, the netizens in the live broadcast room are still awesome!

There are so many evil cultivators in the world today. Even if he is an evil cultivator, he must abide by the laws!

Jiang Yun shook his head and complained: "Infinite Blessings Heavenly Lord, fellow laymen, what kind of evil cultivator is this? This voice is clearly that of Taoist Taoist Caiyu."

"She is young and in good health. She drinks less mushroom and vegetable soup, so she wakes up quickly."

"She will wake up as soon as she wakes up. Why are you smiling so arrogantly?"

as expected.

That arrogant laughter suddenly stopped in an instant.

Taoist priest Caiyu turned his head with an embarrassed look on his face and saw Jiang Yun who was cooking behind him and the drone that was broadcasting live.

A smile that looked uglier than crying appeared on her face: "Hello, little uncle, and everyone in the live broadcast room."

"Why are you like this? I'm just joking. I'm not usually like this."

Jiang Yun looked at Caiyu, who was dead on the spot, and said, "Just wake up. Don't be stunned. Come and help cook."

"Okay, little uncle."

at this time.

The sun emerged from the dark clouds, and the brightness in the dining hall was restored instantly.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it again.

"Isn't this an evil cultivator?"

"It's exactly like what's shown in movies and TV shows. After the evil cultivator is discovered, his face changes instantly."

"Taoist Priest, I suggest that Taoist Caiyu be investigated strictly."

"Others survive a catastrophic disaster and are blessed with thousands of rays of sunshine, which will surely bring them blessings in the future. This person survived a catastrophic disaster and dark clouds cover the sun, causing harm to the common people."

"Surviving the catastrophe, Qiao Xie's cultivation skills have greatly improved;

Dark clouds cover the sun, and the little witch has another plan [dog head to save life]"

"Actually, based on this cooking skill alone, there is nothing wrong in saying that Taoist Caiyu is an evil cultivator."

Jiang Yun's mobile phone is always kept nearby so that he can watch the barrages at any time.

Taoist Caiyu couldn't do much to help him, so he could only stand aside and watch.

When she saw the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room, her face instantly turned red and she stuck out her tongue.

"Uncle, that mushroom, I really didn't mean it, I tried my best!"

"I think cooking really requires talent. I think it's almost like magic. Think about fresh plant corpses and shriveled plant corpses."

"Fresh animal carcasses, dried animal carcasses, chopped, stirred, heated and mixed together."

"Sometimes it is necessary to add some soil and ore. If it is not delicious or poisonous, it is reasonable, right?" Caiyu said with an aggrieved look.

As Jiang Yun listened, question marks appeared all over his head.

He was familiar with cooking, but this was the first time he had heard these adjectives used to describe cooking.

And after thinking about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with these descriptions.

Fresh plant carcasses, various vegetables, shriveled plant carcasses, and dried pepper segments.

Fresh animal carcasses, various fresh meats, shriveled animal carcasses, dried meat and bacon.

Chop, stir, heat and mix together, then sprinkle with ore, which is fine salt.

It's obviously just two fried dishes, but why does it feel so similar to a Western magic experiment?