Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

After Jiang Yun finished a set of Tai Chi sword skills, he picked up his sword and went to the east, preparing to watch the sunrise before going back.

He found a piece of bluestone, sat down, and started reading the messages in the live broadcast room.

"Taoist Priest, I'm very curious, do you monks really know how to cultivate immortality?"

"Anchor, show your cards now, I know you are cultivating immortality!"

"Can the Taoist master fly with a sword?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room is getting more and more outrageous, and has gone in the direction of fantasy.

Jiang Yun had a dark look on his face. He seriously suspected that none of the water friends in his live broadcast room had received nine years of compulsory education.

He said seriously: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Pindao once again solemnly declares that there are no immortal cultivators in this world."

"And there has never been one in history, and there will never be one in the future. Cultivation is just for physical fitness. After all, flying with a sword is just a legend."

Although cultivating immortals is nonsense, ancient martial arts are real.

There are many references in official history for things like internal strength and sword energy.

"It's uncomfortable. The dream of spiritual practice in my heart is shattered."

"Although the anchor can't cultivate immortality, he definitely knows martial arts."

"Zhuzi: I think you are right."

"Taoist Priest, do you think traditional martial arts is more powerful than Sanda, Taekwondo, or Karate?"

Jiang Yun smiled kindly, scratched his head and said: "Pindao once again declares that practicing martial arts is only for physical fitness and longevity."

"In today's society, a gun is fast when you are seven steps away, and it is accurate and fast when you are within seven steps."

"Each martial arts school has its own strengths, and you don't necessarily have to prove that you are the strongest. That is meaningless and can easily break the law."

The wolf in the north rewarded me with a rocket, and added a message: Master Taoist, does Qinggong exist in this world?

To be honest, I have always had a dream of climbing over walls.

Jiang Yun clasped his hands together and said: "Thank you to the wolf in the north for the rocket. Pindao emphasizes for the last time that there is really no light gong in this world. Everyone must believe in science."

After he finished emphasizing, he suddenly discovered a black spot in the reservoir under Zixiao Peak.

Control the drone and fly over to check the situation.

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly felt cold. It turned out that a child had fallen into the water.

It was midsummer at this time and the temperature was hot.

Many children in Jiangjiacun are playful and often sneak over to swim without telling adults.

Almost every few years, there will be news of a child drowning.

"Should we help call the police?"

"No, it's definitely too late. Let's prepare for the funeral."

Jiang Yun's face looked a little ugly, because the drowned child's name was Zhuzi, and he had watched the child grow up since he was a child.

Zhuzi is the only child in the family, and his parents and grandparents are all looking after this child.

If something happens to this kid, his family will definitely collapse.

The situation was critical, Jiang Yun took two steps back.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little anxious after seeing it.

"Taoist Master, you are still young, so don't be impulsive."

"Damn it, what is the anchor doing? He doesn't want to jump down to save people, does he?"

"Zixiao Peak is more than 300 meters high. If you jump from here, unless you can fly, you will definitely die."

"You have to do what you can to save people, there is no need to be brave."

…

Jiang Yun took a deep breath and jumped directly off the cliff.

He was not trying to be brave. There were many pine trees growing on the cliff east of Zixiao Peak.

Using Ladder Cloud and using pine trees as a foothold is the best way to quickly jump off Zixiao Peak.

Of course, this behavior is just dangerous and is not recommended to be imitated.

Jiang Yun opened his arms, and the real energy in his body was flowing. He tapped the pine tree on the cliff lightly with his toes, and he continued to jump down.

Whoosh!

After a few jumps, he arrived at the reservoir.

A row of question marks slowly appeared above the heads of everyone in the live broadcast room, even Wudang master Chen Shiyu was no exception.

"Did the Taoist just say that we must believe in science?"

"I would like to ask a person to jump from a 300-meter-high cliff. Is this scientific?"

"Hey, this is definitely Qinggong. The Taoist priest is lying to us. He finally exposed his secret."

"Oh my god, the anchor is so handsome!"

Jiang Yun looked at the pillar plopping not far away. He took a deep breath and jumped directly into the reservoir.

Splashing waves.

Jiang Yun quickly came to Zhu Zhu's side. He did not directly rescue him, but went around behind him and grabbed Zhu Zhu's hair.

A person who falls into the water will hug everything around him desperately in order to survive.

At this time, it would be dangerous to rescue people directly, but it is more reliable to go around and rescue people.

Fortunately, Jiang Yun had good physical strength. He had been exercising all morning and was not exhausted yet. The child was not heavy, so he quickly dragged the person ashore.

This kid was half dead from the water, and his belly was as round as a ball.

Jiang Yun pressed his belly, and a water arrow spurted out, causing the pillar to slowly wake up.

He hugged Jiang Yun's thigh and cried loudly.

"Uncle, it's a good thing you're here, otherwise I would have drowned here today."

Jiang Yun looked at this boy with hatred and almost slapped him in the face.

You bastard, you really don’t worry about it at all!

"Why are you crying? Will you dare to do it next time?"

"Uncle, I definitely don't dare anymore. Can you not tell my parents about this?"

"Stop crying, my snot and tears have stained my pants. Can you wash them for me?"

Jiang Yun pulled up the pillar angrily and said, "I'll let you go this time. Next time if I find you swimming here again, believe it or not, I'll spank your butt into eight pieces?"

"Hurry home, I'll get angry just looking at you."

After Zhu Zhu went home crying, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, he was not in the mood to continue the live broadcast. After getting his clothes back, he immediately left the broadcast and took Xiaobai back to the Taoist Temple.

Although others have left, the popularity of the live broadcast room has not diminished, and the barrage is still like a tide, constantly refreshing the screen.

"Oh my god, it turns out there really is Qing Kung in this world."

"There is no such thing as Qinggong in this world. After the Taoist Master finished speaking, he jumped down from a 300-meter-high cliff and saved someone."

"Wudang Mountain is worthy of being a holy place for cultivating immortals. I understand, now go and become a disciple."

"That kid has a good life. He actually met the Taoist priest live broadcasting. Otherwise, he would definitely die today."

…

Although Jiang Yun has stopped broadcasting, the rewards in his live broadcast room are still overwhelming.

The special effects of various gifts explode in a cool way, constantly refreshing the screen.

The wolf in the north (asking the Taoist Master to accept me as his disciple) rewarded me with ten rockets, and also left a message: Taoist Master, you have to be responsible for me, you deceived me so hard!

I love a piece of firewood and reward 66 sets of large blood bottles, with a message: Positive energy anchor, love it, love it.

Wudang Master Chen Yu presented a treasure map with a message: Little friend Jiang, can you make a friend?

…

After Jiang Yun returned, he took a look at the live broadcast room and saw that he was dumbfounded.

At this time, the popularity of his live broadcast room has risen to more than 300,000, and the number of online viewers has exceeded 5,000. He can be called the number one outdoor anchor.

Today's reward income has exceeded 70,000, and it is still rising.

The reputation value is even more outrageous, a total of 126,000!

??Normal updates will start tomorrow, with a minimum of two updates a day.

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(End of chapter)