Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun looked at the Taoist temple that used to be deserted, but now it has become busy with traffic and crowds of people, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

Maybe the Buddhist masters would be happy to see the scene in front of them?

After all, in today's society, the flow of people is almost equated with gold and silver.

"Damn, what a big group of monkeys!"

"Husband, I'll give you the baby. I'm going to take a photo with my phone and send it to Moments."

The crowd at the end of the street suddenly became commotion, and a large group of monkeys held wild fruits in their hands and headed straight for the Taoist temple.

This group of monkeys is very organized and disciplined. Even if someone touches them randomly on the road from time to time, they will not stop pestering them.

Jiang Yun looked at Hou Er and his group of monkeys and said with a headache: "I told you not to come, why did you come anyway?"

"Ho ho ho~"

Monkey 2 patted his chest, and immediately assumed the starting position of Monkey Tai Chi.

Dozens of macaques immediately put down the wild fruits in their hands, and they also performed the starting posture of Monkey Tai Chi on the spot.

Although the movements of these monkeys were very non-standard, they also shocked everyone present.

Especially the leader of the Wudang Sect, Taoist Master Chen Yunlong, he really scratched his head and never expected that the seemingly weak Tianyuan Taoist Temple actually had a group of monkeys as foreign aid.

And what’s outrageous is that those monkeys seem to know Tai Chi. How did Junior Brother Jiang teach them?

"Master, don't be too surprised. When my uncle was doing Tai Chi some time ago, the golden monkey watched for a while and realized the Tao. Then he created the Monkey Style Tai Chi."

"That monkey's fighting prowess is outrageous. Yesterday, it fought for my junior uncle and knocked away the stick of a Taekwondo black belt. To be honest, I don't think many of us in the Wudang Sect could beat that monkey." Taoist Master Chen Shilei.

Explained in a low voice.

"Traitor, why are you telling me fantasy stories here?"

"Master, I am the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty. I can't trick anyone else. They all happened during the live broadcast. You really can't fake it!"

While everyone was whispering, Jiang Yun's eyes turned red and tears almost fell down.

He really didn't expect that he would get support from a group of monkeys today, even if the support seemed a bit funny.

"Hohohoho~~!"

Hou Er pointed at the Wudang sect and shouted dejectedly.

Jiang Yun touched its head and comforted him in a broad voice: "Even if a fellow Wudang sect member comes to help me, it's not unnecessary for you to come. It's already very good. I'm very touched."

"You finally brought the monkeys to the Taoist temple. You can't come in vain. There are many delicious snacks on both sides of the road. Go and eat them all."

"I will pay for all your purchases at Tianyuan Taoist Temple today."

"But you are not allowed to hurt others, you are not allowed to steal things, and you are not allowed to bully children. Don't learn the bad habits of the Emeishan monkeys!"

Monkey Two immediately grinned. Although his smile was full of wrinkles, he was still very cute.

It turned its head and roared twice at the monkey group, and the dozens of macaques that had been in order just now immediately dispersed. They gathered in groups in front of the stall, making no noise or fuss, just watching eagerly.

Taoist Master Chen Yunlong smiled calmly when he saw it.

He immediately ordered some of his disciples to watch the monkeys. In addition to being responsible for safety, more importantly, they were responsible for explaining the situation to the stall owner.

Soon, the monkey group became the most popular customers in the snack street of Tianyuan Gymnasium today.

Friends in the Jiangyun live broadcast room were deeply moved when they saw this scene.

"Monkey Two brought a group of monkeys to support the Taoist Priest, and even brought wild fruits as rations. It actually thought of this detail. It is much stronger than me. Humans are not as good as monkeys!"

"Why do the animals around the Taoist priest seem so spiritual? He suddenly wants to send my Chen Bafang to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to let him receive two days of special training."

"Damn it, Bifang's mother suddenly appeared in the barrage area."

"I'm so touched. I suddenly discovered that my friend is not even as good as Monkey Two. At least if something happens, he won't abandon the Taoist priest."

"Emeishan Monkey: It's fake. It's all fake. How can there be monkeys so good!"

"I was wrong, I should go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to check in today, it looks so lively there!"

When Taoist Master Chen Yunlong saw Jiang Yun running down to explain the situation to the food stall owners one by one and promising that he would definitely pay, he looked at Taoist Zhang Zhishun with a smile and asked: "Mr. Zhang, what do you think of this guy?"

"Simple nature and aura are really rare and valuable. Yunlong, believe it or not, his achievements in the future will not be weaker than those of his master."

"How is it possible? That guy Chisong is..."

"Shut up, the time has not come yet, the secret must not be leaked. Think about it carefully. When did I miss the person?" Zhang Zhishun scolded with a straight face.

Taoist Master Chen Yunlong seemed to have remembered something. He looked panicked and immediately fell silent.

Jiang Yun wandered around the snack street in front of Tianyuan Taoist Temple for a long time. More and more people came here from a hundred miles away, and there were even people from other provinces who drove here to join in the fun.

He suddenly admired these food stall owners. Their ability to discover business opportunities was truly terrifying.

"Wow, please stay here for the little benefactors. I can tell at a glance that the spiritual energy is emitting from your Tianling Caps. I think you are all martial arts wizards who are rare to see in a hundred years and whose bones are amazing!"

A shout came, and Jiang Yun turned around and saw that not far away there was a monk wearing a bright red cassock mixed in with the vendors and setting up a stall.

In front of his stall, Jiang Pingping, Jin Zhuzhu and several other brats from Jiangjia Village were standing.

"I'm very good at judging people. You guys are all rich and powerful, and will live to be a hundred years old."

"That's all, that's all. I didn't want to reveal the treasured secret book to the world, but it's a coincidence that I met you people who are destined to do it."

"Look at these secret books on my stall. These are the peerless magical skills that I obtained by searching a small secret place. They are the titles of these secret books: "Yi Jin Jing", "Nine Yin and Nine Yang Manual", and "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon".

Have you ever heard of it?"

"Today these peerless magical skills are destined to be with you young donors. I will also be a enlightened person for once. These secrets do not require 99, 998, nor 9998, nor 998, but only 98. Take the secrets of magical skills home."

"Come on, come on, take a look, which of these magical secrets do you want?" the great monk shouted, holding several brand-new booklets.

The pedestrians and vendors around him all cast disdainful glances, but Jiang Pingping, Jin Zhuzhu and other little brats' eyes lit up.

Several people put their hands into their pockets, searched for a long time, and found a few scattered coins.

"Master, I don't have 98 yuan, I only have 5 yuan, do you want to sell it?" Jin Zhuzhu, who was relatively thick-skinned, asked.

The great monk did not hesitate at all. He immediately handed over the "Nine Yin and Nine Yang Manual" in his hand and shouted: "Sell!"

Jiang Yun almost spit out his blood. Good guy, these little brats from Jiangjia Village are really well versed in the true meaning of bargaining!

However, they are still a little naive. They are not afraid of back-and-forth counter-offering when buying something. They are afraid that if you pay back the price, others will agree to it.

When Jiang Yun saw that the money was about to be handed over, he gathered enough energy and shouted: "The city management is here!"

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