Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The water friends in the live broadcast room became worried for the first time, they felt that something was wrong.

"Hiss, the old Taoist sighed, this matter is definitely not trivial!"

"That unlucky guy won't be beaten to death by the anchor, right?"

"Eat a feast, eat a feast, and let the Taoist priest have another good meal before leaving. I don't know when he will come out next time."

"Well, I feel like the boxing champion can still be saved a little more, after all, he hasn't been covered with a white cloth yet."

Jiang Yun came over and said in confusion: "My fellow disciples and laymen testify that this poor Taoist really doesn't use much force!"

The crowd of onlookers was silent.

Kick someone up, punch them for more than 30 times, and finally kick them until they are here. Is this called a lack of strength?

Taoist priest, if you touch your conscience and look at this unconscious guy, are you embarrassed to say that?

Officer Jiang Dajiang glanced at his apprentice. The young apprentice understood and pulled out the shiny silver bracelet from his waist.

Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun pointed at Jiang Yun and said with a hatred of iron, "The old Taoist has told you to let go and fight as long as you don't die. Why don't you listen?"

"Old Taoist Master, let go and hit, people will faint to death!"

"What happened to the fainting? Slight injury! Still a minor injury!! I have been studying medicine for forty or fifty years, and I can definitely see that this guy just suffered some skin trauma."

"Then you will give him two more injections?"

"What kind of needle is it? It's a waste of time. Just get a bowl of cold water and just pour it on this guy's face." Elder Taoist Zhang said with great confidence.

soon.

Village Chief Jiang led someone to bring a bucket of cold water, and with a splash, the water was poured over.

An Zaixing was soaked to the skin, but he still closed his eyes tightly and showed no reaction.

Everyone looked at Taoist Zhang Zhishun in confusion. The old Taoist couldn't help but look embarrassed.

He took out the needle box from his pocket, took out a silver needle, glanced at it, and pierced the silver needle directly three fingers below An Zaixing's navel, and twisted it.

Officer Jiang Dajiang asked curiously: "Old Taoist Priest, what kind of acupoint did you pierce?"

"The Laughing Tiger's Den."

After Taoist Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he pulled out the silver needle.

An Zaixing immediately covered his stomach and started laughing wildly, with snot and tears flowing down his face, and everyone turned into a ball with laughter.

Seeing the confusion on everyone's faces, Taoist Master Zhang explained: "Layers, please don't misunderstand me. This kid is not injured. He is pretending to be faint and does not wake up on purpose."

"I used a silver needle to prick his smile point, and then used internal force to stimulate it, so he couldn't hold back immediately."

Everyone was in an uproar, and they suddenly discovered that the old Taoist Zhang, who looked weak and frail, seemed to be a ruthless person.

The water friends in Jiangyun's live broadcast room immediately changed their minds and started thinking about becoming a disciple.

"It turns out that people really have smile points. I learned it. I learned it. Next time my tigress gets rough with me, I will poke her smile point."

"Students of traditional Chinese medicine said: The Smiling Tiger Point is indeed a laughing point, but its effect is really not that obvious. The acupuncture effect of the old Taoist master is so good, probably because of the internal force."

"Zhang San asked, is it illegal to poke someone's smile point with a silver needle?"

"Brothers, help me, I just poked my wife's smile point, and now she's starting to lock the door and draw the curtains."

"It is no longer realistic to follow the anchor to cultivate immortality. I think it would be good to learn acupuncture from an old Taoist priest."

"I understand, junior brother upstairs, I will buy a plane ticket and go to Wudang Mountain to become a disciple. Let's meet at Wudang Mountain."

The itching feeling in Xing's stomach took a long time to dissipate. After he recovered, he stood up and saw everyone staring at him. He died on the spot.

I came all the way to play in the gym excitedly, but was treated as a ball and knocked unconscious twice. It was really embarrassing.

And the most outrageous thing is that a person fainted twice and didn’t suffer any injuries. How can he blackmail someone?

Officer Jiang Dajiang stuffed back the silver bracelet that the young apprentice showed.

He clapped his hands and praised with a smile: "Dao Zhang Jiang is worthy of being a vanguard of discipline and law-abiding in Wudang Mountain and a monument of martial ethics in the martial arts community."

"Everyone is really happy that no one was injured after fighting for so long. Otherwise, you two can continue to compete. We really haven't seen enough. Folks, don't you think so?"

The cold sweat on An Zaixing's back flowed directly down his spine and into his butt groove. He scratched his buttocks twice and felt the pain.

No, sir!

You are really just watching the fun and don't think it's a big deal. I was pressed to the ground and rubbed, and you still let me compete with him. Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Jiang Yun smiled and said: "Brother Da Jiang, this traditional Kung Fu focuses on the point and the point. How could I kill someone who has no strength to restrain a chicken? That would be a bit devoid of martial ethics."

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it back, and they immediately started hahaha in the barrage area.

"When it comes to hurting people, Taoist priests are still ruthless. He actually said that the boxing champion has no power to tie a chicken."

"An Zaixing will definitely send a video when he returns home, saying: That Taoist priest did not follow martial ethics and attacked me twice. I was careless and did not dodge."

"I feel that An Da Boxing Champion lost so miserably mainly because he didn't use his special skill - 5 consecutive lightning whips [dog head to save life]"

"A certain Baoguo said: Are you people polite?"

An Zaixing smiled awkwardly. He clasped his fists and cupped his hands and said, "Director Jiang's magical skills are unparalleled. An is convinced of his defeat."

"I will delete the videos that cannot be played in traditional kung fu when I go back, and summon reporters to try to restore your personal reputation."

"Also, Taoist Master, would you like to ask if Tianyuan Taoist Temple accepts disciples?"

"If I can join the Tianyuan Taoist Temple and worship you as my teacher, I am willing to spend a huge amount of money to rebuild the entire Taoist temple."

Someone spent money to rebuild the Taoist temple, so Jiang Yun naturally had no objection. After all, it was a big project worth several million, and it was certainly a great thing if he didn't have to spend his own money.

He clapped his hands, called Xiaobai and Hou Er to his side, and asked, "Jushi An, are you really willing to take Pindao as your teacher?"

"Of course I am willing. Master is here, please take me as my disciple..."

"No, no, no, no, don't bow first. Let's not confirm the master-disciple status first. After all, you are more than ten years older than me."

"There is no priority in learning. The master is the teacher. As long as the master doesn't mind, then of course I don't mind."

"Very good, then Pindao will tell you something again. Pindao already has two apprentices. If you want to get started, you can only be the third one."

"I am not studying under my master in the name of senior brother. I dare to ask master, where are my two senior brothers?" An Zaixing asked sincerely.

Jiang Yun touched Xiaobai's head, then patted the back of Hou Er's head, and introduced: "This is the poor eldest disciple Jiang Xiaobai, and that is the second disciple Jiang Houer."

"They are your senior sister and second senior brother. When you officially enter the academy, I will give you a Taoist title."

Jiang Xiaobai wagged his tail, tilted his head and said, "Uh-huh-huh~"

Jianghou Er grinned and giggled non-stop. He cupped his fists and cupped his hands, saying: "Hohohoho~~"

An Zaixing froze in place, as if he was petrified.

Everyone at the scene started whispering, and the water friends in the live broadcast room also laughed.

"I'm throwing this away, the Taoist Master is so cruel!"

"The UC Shock Department will read in the newspaper tomorrow, "The world boxing champion, the white fox, and the golden monkey have become brothers in the same discipline. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"

"If the Taoist priest didn't mention it, I had forgotten about it. It turns out that he already has two official disciples."

"Let's take a guess. Do you think the Anda boxing champion will officially become his disciple?"

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"My senior brother has a big brain"

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