Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun suddenly felt that he had been insulted. I have worked so hard to give you Chinese medicine to treat internal injuries. Why are you talking about canned yellow peaches for me here?

He almost put the medicine bowl, soup and bowl he was holding directly on Guo Ming's head.

Jiang Yun quickly grabbed the old man. He looked at Guo Ming, who was huddled in the corner of the bed with a confused look on his face, and asked angrily: "You are from Mangshan, Binzhou, Hunan, what do you eat canned yellow peaches?"

"Daozhang Zhang, my mother is from the Northeast. When I was a child, I grew up in my grandmother's home in Changchun, Jilin."

"No, I suffered such serious internal injuries, what happened if I ate a canned yellow peach?" Guo Ming said very aggrievedly.

Mr. Zhang Zhishun asked with an unkind expression: "You, the eldest man, asked me to eat a peach in front of the live camera. What do you want to do?"

"Mr. Zhang, my grandma Nagada has always circulated a well-known myth among home bankers in the Northeast, that canned yellow peaches can cure all diseases." After Guo Ming finished speaking, he suddenly came to his senses.

Eat...eat a peach?

vomit!

Guo Ming's expression changed and he hurriedly explained: "Mr. Zhang, Director Jiang, Director Chen, you three, listen to my explanation. I am a straight man, and I really can't do anything to cool myself down by eating a peach!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all laughing and twitching at this time.

"I wonder, when did canned yellow peaches become associated with eating peaches? Northeasterners feel insulted."

"I have hated eating canned food for so many years because it is too sweet. Even the injections were not good for the first few days when I had a cold. I tried eating a bottle of canned peach and I started to feel better the next day. What's going on?"

"I took medicine all day yesterday and my fever hasn't gone away. Today I drank two canned peaches and my temperature is now 37. Can you believe it?"

"Canned yellow peach, the metaphysical power from the Northeast."

"There is no cold that a bottle of canned yellow peach can't solve. If there is one, just two bottles of [Dog's Head to Save Life]"

"I told my colleagues in Guangdong that there is a canned peach god in Northeast China, but they didn't believe it. Look, it's just [innocent]."

"Upstairs, it's normal for Cantonese people not to believe in the god of canned yellow peach. Over there, they believe in the god of herbal tea, and they often argue with one if they have nothing to do."

The misunderstanding was resolved. After Guo Ming finished eating and drinking medicine, he still looked listless and extremely depressed.

Jiang Yun rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the Taoist temple, and finally found a bottle of canned yellow peach the size of a human head in the corner of the refrigerator.

"Brother Guo, you eat first, and I will go to the village to buy you a box tomorrow."

"The one who knows me is Dao Changye, brother. I won't say much more to express my gratitude. From today on, you and I are half-brothers." Guo Ming said with slightly red eyes.

He was holding a can the size of a human head, and he didn't mind the ice. After unscrewing it, he picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. He also sighed: "Ah, it's really cool to eat a peach when you're injured. It's so good."

comfortable!"

Jiang Yun was silent, and the hand of old Taoist Zhang Zhishun holding the bowl shook.

Chen Shilei sighed and reminded: "Guo Shaoxia, if you eat peaches, you can eat peaches. What do you think is cool?"

"No, these peaches were just taken out of the refrigerator and they are really cold!" After Guo Ming explained, a confused expression appeared on his face.

Did you just say that it was so cool to eat a peach?

"Hey, Mr. Zhang, Director Jiang, Director Chen, you three, listen to my explanation. I am really not the kind of person you think!"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun snorted coldly, tossed his sleeves and left, and Chen Shilei quickly chased after him.

It can be seen that the video of eating a Taotao some time ago, which was so cool, caused a lot of damage to the soul of the elderly.

Jiang Yun patted Guo Ming on the shoulder and said: "Brother Guo, stop talking, I understand, you just eat."

Guo Ming, who had just finished his meal, finally felt that his life was complete after he destroyed the canned yellow peaches in his hand.

He picked up the mobile phone on the bedside and started to call home to report that he was safe: "Hey, Mom, I was injured a little here at Tianyuan Taoist Temple. I may not be able to go back for a while."

"What, you watched the live showdown between me and Director Jiang. If you have something to say to Director Jiang, okay, okay, okay, no problem."

Wonderful barrages in the live broadcast room are emerging one after another at this time.

"I really can't imagine that such a fierce hero Guo has a cute side."

"It turns out that even a tough guy can't get rid of his mother's love. Suddenly I feel a little more balanced."

"Hey, old mother's love is extremely strong. Mother Guo won't blame the anchor, right?"

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment, then took the mobile phone handed over by Guo Ming. After he turned off the speaker, he was already preparing an apology in his heart.

"Hey, are you Director Jiang? I am Guo Ming's biological mother. I watched the whole showdown between the two of you today. You were really handsome when you knocked away my son's back!"

"Auntie, I'm really sorry, Pindao's attack was a bit harsh."

"Director Jiang, it is actually normal for martial arts practitioners to fight and kill. Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun is by your side. As long as that kid doesn't die, he will be fine."

"Ah, Auntie, what do you want to say to me?"

"Director Jiang, to be honest, my aunt is actually a fan of yours. I started following you a few days ago. Well, for the sake of your affinity with my son, can we become friends?"

Jiang Yunzhen was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Guo's mother came to him and only wanted to be a good friend.

After Guo Ming got his phone back, his face switched to bitter melon mode and he started saying yes repeatedly to the phone.

The mother and son communicated for five minutes before ending the call.

"Director Jiang, my mother said that she is your aunt's fan. She wants to be your friend. If there are signed photos, she also wants to have one. No, it's three, because my aunt and my aunt are also your aunt's fans.

." Guo Ming weakly made this request.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly discovered that things seemed to be developing in a different direction than they thought.

When they saw Jiang Yun turn off his mobile phone, they thought that Guo's mother was so eager to protect her son that she got angry on her mobile phone and started the national curse.

Damn it, how come you have an auntie fan?

"Who can tell me what auntie fans are?"

"Auntie fans refer to older female fans, whose maternal brilliance is broader, and are also called auntie fans. I'm curious, do the Taoist priests have many auntie fans?"

"No doubt, there must be many. The mother of two children said that I am one of them."

"Me too [observe secretly]"

"Me too."

…

"For Guo Daxia, his own mother's maternal love seems to have changed."

"Obviously I was beaten up by the Taoist priest, and my mother did not comfort me, but I actually surrendered to the enemy on the spot and made my opponent a fan [laughing and crying]"

Jiang Yun added Guo's mother's WeChat account through Guo Ming's WeChat account. As soon as he was added as a friend, several messages were sent there.

"Ah, I really added it, Taoist Master!"

"Taoist Priest, my son has been rough-skinned and fleshy since he was a child. If you hit him with a stick, will your shoulder hurt?"

"Taoist Priest, the temperature in the mountains is low. You must wear long johns when you get up in the morning to protect your body."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Over time, when I have time, I will take Northeastern specialties to Wudang Mountain to see you two. Auntie's Northeastern cuisine is very authentic."

Jiang Yun looked at the message from Guo's mother, and his heart warmed, and he suddenly felt the brilliance of maternal love.

Consider it for a long time.

He deleted and deleted, and finally sent a sentence: "Auntie, please pay attention to safety on the road when you come here, and remember to bring the nucleic acid test certificate."

PS: I had a hard time writing this, could you give me a monthly ticket to comfort me?

(End of chapter)