Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun sent Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun to the entrance of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. When he saw that the two refused to leave, he made a hand gesture with his left hand and asked: "Two laymen, what else do you have to do?"

"Taoist Priest, it's nothing. We just want to emphasize our identities again. We are not tomb robbers, nor are we gold captains."

"Nima, those tomb robbing notes really hurt both of us. We are really just folk archeology enthusiasts!" Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun turned around and said seriously.

"Don't worry, laymen. The most basic trust between people is still there for poor people. Please feel free to go."

When Jiang Yun saw Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun walking twenty or thirty steps, he suddenly shouted loudly: "Old Hu, look for the dragon and share the gold to see the winding mountain. Each level of entanglement is a level of difficulty!"

"There are eight dangers if you close the door. If you don't get out of the Yin Yang Bagua... Damn it, fat man, we can't explain our identities clearly. Run!" After Hu Jianjun finished speaking, he ran away.

Fatty Wang turned back in embarrassment, cupped his fists and bowed, and shouted: "Director Jiang, please stop teasing us both."

"Lao Hu is a die-hard fan of Third Uncle of the Southern School. The four sentences "Looking for the Dragon to Share the Gold and Watching the Mountain" have almost become his mantra. We really are not trying to get the gold captain!"

Friends in the live broadcast room began to speculate without evidence.

"Alas, the two masters of Panjiayuan are really becoming more and more dissatisfied in their young lives!"

"The third uncle has already confessed, what else do these two people have to explain?"

"I testify that they did not touch Colonel Jin, they were just Third Uncle's accomplices."

"The third uncle said that I just dug it out and looked at it. They took the things and everything had nothing to do with me."

“The bronze sacred tree in Sanxingdui has been unearthed, what’s the use of explaining it now [laughing and crying]”

"I respectfully send the two captains of Mojin on their way. One bow, two bows, and three bows."

Not long after Fatty Wang and Hu Jianjun left Tianyuan Taoist Temple, the production team of "Where Are We Going, Dad" came to visit them.

They plan to create a new show, and they have already decided on a name, so they will call it "Where Are the Taoists?"

The chief director said with sincerity: "Taoist priest, I guarantee you with my life that "Where's the Taoist Director" will definitely become the most popular variety show this year."

"Fusheng Supreme God, director, Pindao is a monk. Although I eat meat, drink alcohol and broadcast live broadcasts, I am still a good Taoist priest."

"I'm really not interested in doing variety shows. You should find someone else." Jiang Yun was a little broken and asked the crew of "Where's the Taoist to Go" to leave?

Friends in the water started to joke in the live broadcast room very unkindly.

"Thousands of people have written letters, begging the Taoist Priest to participate in the filming of "Where Are the Taoist Priests?" I am very curious about how this should be filmed."

"It's true that people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. It's not bad to debut in a variety show. The anchor should think about it."

"I recommended myself. If Taoist Priest doesn't know who to find as a partner, you can consider me. I can be cute or cute, male or female, it doesn't matter."

"How do I change men and women?"

“It’s not a big deal to go to Thailand and then South Korea.”

"Brother, you are a werewolf, no, you are ruthless. If you go to Thailand, then you are a little less than a werewolf."

As soon as Jiang Yun started live broadcasting at noon, a well-known program team from Hengdian came to visit.

The director very sincerely invited Jiang Yun to play the leading role in the TV series "Legend of Sword and Fairy" that he was going to remake.

"Fu Sheng, the Supreme Heavenly Lord, and the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty are here. Pindao really can't help but want to use foul language now. Director, can you be a human being?"

"No Hu songs, no Sword and Fairy. I grew up watching "Legend of Sword and Fairy". I am a die-hard fan of Lao Hu. If you ask me to remake his classic, I really can't do it." Jiang Yun said angrily.

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Fans in the live broadcast room were deeply touched.

"Damn it, I didn't expect that the Taoist priest is a die-hard fan of Lao Hu like me!"

"Legend of Sword and Fairy is just like Sword, no matter how it is remade, it cannot surpass the original version."

"Don't talk about remakes, even if you ask Lao Hu to remake them now, he won't be able to make it [laughing and crying]"

"The only one who can defeat the Third Immortal Sword One is the First Immortal Sword. The one who can defeat the First Immortal Sword has not yet come out, I say so!"

"Lao Hu said: The anchor of this live broadcast room is not polite at all. What does it mean to grow up watching the TV series I filmed? Am I very old?"

"Online urging Lao Hu to get married, we have lowered our requirements, let alone women, men are also acceptable, we can accept [secret observation]"

"I agree, plus one."

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After Jiang Yun sent the director away angrily, he suddenly found that his Taoist temple seemed to be surrounded by people.

There are at least several hundred people including journalists from major TV stations, self-media hosts from major platforms, and invitees for various programs and variety shows.

They had already put up their own banners, brought heavy gifts, and lined up in front of the Taoist temple, waiting for a visit.

Jiang Yun glanced at the team and his face turned dark.

Hua Xia’s interview also makes it easier to understand why the island country’s program crew came to the Taoist temple to join in the fun, under the guise of making an action movie!

Well, don't get me wrong, it's a martial arts action movie like kung fu.

Jiang Yun spent the whole afternoon doing nothing. He kept rejecting other people's interview and program invitations.

After dark, I eat dinner and finish my evening classes.

Chen Shilei looked at the mountains of gifts piled up in the Taoist temple, and he said with some envy: "My junior uncle is worthy of being my junior uncle. These things must be worth hundreds of thousands at least."

"You kid, please be more open-minded. The total value of those gifts starts at at least 500,000 yuan, and may even be in the millions." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun turned around among the piles of gifts.

He didn't consider himself an outsider in Tianyuan Taoist Temple at all. Whenever he saw Chinese medicinal materials, he threw them into a backpack not far away on the spot.

Jiang Yun fell into the recliner. For the first time, he found that dealing with people was more tiring than practicing martial arts.

"Mr. Zhang, I just want to practice well in the mountains and do live broadcasts at the same time. You said it's just a small request. Why is it so difficult for him? What should I do now?"

"You can handle your own affairs by yourself. Why are you asking me?"

Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the basket of medicinal materials he had collected with satisfaction and said, "Guo Ming's injuries are fine. Now he only needs to rest for three months before he can fully recover."

"Autumn is here, and the traditional Chinese medicines from roots and fruits have the best medicinal properties now. I plan to travel to the mountains for a few days tomorrow to pick Chinese medicines, and I will not stay here."

After hearing this, Jiang Yun's eyes lit up. He immediately got up from the recliner and asked, "Mr. Zhang, can you take me with you when you go into the mountains tomorrow?"

"To be honest, I also have rich experience in survival in the wild, and I have always been lucky. We will team up to go into the mountains to collect herbs, and we will definitely gain a lot."

"That's all, you're short-tongued and soft-handed, so you can clean up the situation and let's go to the mountain early tomorrow morning." After the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he left behind a million-dollar bank card and a set of supplies for the mountain.

List.

Jiang Yun put his bank card in his pocket, picked up the list of supplies for the mountain and took a look at it, his brows gradually knitted together.

(End of chapter)