Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun looked at the autumn bamboo shoots he had dug up. He scratched his head and said with a smile: "This one is not enough to eat, so I have to dig two more."

"Under normal circumstances, no matter what kind of bamboo shoots, they grow according to the size of the nest. There are at least two or three in a nest. There should be autumn bamboo shoots nearby."

"Of course, everything has special circumstances. If there is really only one, then you just pretend I didn't say anything."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent, and the Taoist priest said three sentences. Taken together, it is really not much different from the nonsense.

"Listening to the anchor's words is better than just talking!"

"Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of snake bites for ten years."

"I hadn't discovered it before, but when I discovered it, I had already discovered it."

"When three people travel, there must be three people."

"Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young people [dog head saves life]"

Jiang Yun looked at the nonsense barrage in the live broadcast room and covered his forehead in confusion.

As expected, all the water friends in my live broadcast room are talented, and they speak nicely. It's really interesting to watch the comments.

"Dear water friends, Pindao is really not talking nonsense. If you dig up autumn bamboo shoots, then follow the bamboo whip and look for it. There is at least an 80% chance that you can find another one."

Jiang Yun dug down with a small hoe. He dug up the soil on both sides and found a bamboo whip with a diameter of more than two centimeters. He followed the bamboo whip and dug ten centimeters forward, and another autumn bamboo shoot was exposed.

five minutes later.

The third autumn bamboo shoot appeared.

A row of question marks appeared above the heads of the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it, are autumn bamboo shoots so easy to dig?"

"I shouldn't have watched the live broadcast with my mother. She now thinks I'm a loser. She said that I dig spring bamboo shoots even though I don't know how to dig autumn bamboo shoots. She sheds tears."

"Brothers, don't watch Taoist Master's live broadcast and go practice digging bamboo shoots. Let me warn you again, he is different from us."

"I'm curious, how do you find Qiu Sun, and why is the anchor's success rate so high?"

Jiang Yun took a small hoe. He found an unoccupied place, scraped away the fallen leaves, and said, "Actually, digging autumn bamboo shoots is a very simple matter. You will understand once I explain it."

People in the live broadcast room who just shouted that it was difficult to dig autumn bamboo shoots immediately became energetic, and many people even dug out their notebooks that had been dusty for many years.

"Taoist Master, tell me now. It seems I can learn another trick to show off."

"It has been raining for several days and I can't go anywhere. It's time to go to my bamboo forest to get some bamboo shoots and exercise."

"My mother has already prepared a hoe for me. She is really a mother!"

Jiang Yun pointed to the ground he had dug up and said, "Fellow water friends, look carefully. Although the entire ground is uneven, there is obviously a small bulge in that area."

"Generally, if there is a raised place like that, there is a high probability that there will be an autumn bamboo shoot that is about to emerge."

"Because the bamboo forest is tall and dense, and there are dense bamboo shoots underground, it is difficult for other plants to grow in the bamboo forest, so where there are raised areas, most of them are bamboo shoots pushing up from below."

After he finished speaking, he waved the small hoe and started digging directly.

In just a few moments, I found a large, white and tender autumn bamboo shoot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded thoughtfully.

"Taoist Master, after you explained it like this, I started to believe in science again."

"Brothers, my mother is driving me out to dig bamboo shoots now. I don't want to leave. I want to watch the live broadcast!"

"I learned it, I learned it. Tomorrow I will ask my good brother to dig bamboo shoots in the forest and show off."

"I just came back from the female anchor of Xingxiu. I think it's interesting to watch Taoist Master's live broadcast. After all, I can learn some useful knowledge."

"Brother has just come back. He is really tough in his words. I will also go and see the female anchor [funny]"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he used a small hoe to bury the autumn bamboo shoots.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very curious about what the Taoist Master was doing. Now that he found it, why didn't he dig it out?

Jiang Yun explained with a smile: "These autumn bamboo shoots are good things, but there are so many good things that I really can't eat them. I don't need them in my stomach and can't eat them. No matter how good the things are, there is no point."

"It is not easy to grow such autumn bamboo shoots. There is no need to waste them. Everyone should remember this when digging bamboo shoots in the future!"

After he finished speaking, he walked out of the bamboo forest holding the three autumn bamboo shoots he had dug.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were thoughtful.

"Thank you, Taoist Priest, for teaching me."

"I confess that I am guilty. I dug a lot of bamboo shoots this spring, but I didn't eat them all. Many of them were broken."

"You can't do anything to make a profit. Sustainable development is the last word. The anchor is right."

Outside the bamboo forest.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, had already cut down a lot of dry bamboo. When he saw the autumn bamboo shoots, he was surprised and said: "Hey, you are quite capable. You actually dug fresh bamboo shoots."

"That's just right. You hurry up and cook. "I'm hungry. I'm going to pack up our campsite today."

Jiang Yun smiled and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Zhang, I brought a pressure cooker. The pheasant and bamboo shoots can be stewed in forty minutes at most."

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun nodded with confidence. He chose a flat open space, took out a large bag of insect repellent powder from his hiking bag, and sprinkled it around.

The pheasant that Jiang Yun handled, he explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "There were locusts in Jiangjia Village before, so the village spent a lot of money to buy a large number of raised pheasants and put them in the forest."

"This is a pheasant. To be precise, it is not a pure wild chicken, so there is no big problem for us to eat it."

"Real pheasants, such as golden pheasants and pheasants, are national second-level protected animals. It is illegal to eat them and it is illegal to trade them."

"So don't watch my live broadcast. All you can think about is eating pheasants. Domestic chickens are safe and taste good. Don't eat game out of curiosity."

"If someone around you eats wild game, I recommend that you exterminate your relatives in a just act of justice. You can report it directly to the relevant departments and you can also get a bonus."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, the Taoist priest has strong legal awareness and explained it in advance, otherwise I would have reported the Taoist priest."

"I really didn't expect that someone would come with me. I almost took the videos of these two Taoist priests and went to the police uncle to collect the reward."

"The anchor is so pitiful. He almost got himself in trouble during a live broadcast."

"The Taoist priest has set up the dried bamboo leaves and bamboo. Is he preparing to light a fire?"

"I have watched the adventures of Mr. Bei and Mr. De. It seems difficult to drill wood to make fire. Will the anchor know it?"

"The Taoist priest said that Pindao is not good at drilling wood to make fire, but Pindao is good at using the fireball talisman [Cool]."

After Jiang Yun took care of the pheasant, he cut the chicken into small pieces and marinated it. Then he discovered that the water friends in the live broadcast room actually asked him to drill wood to make fire.

Today’s water friends are really outrageous!

Science and technology are advancing, and the times are developing. In ancient times, when people went to the mountains to collect herbs, they would always carry a handful of fire sticks in their pockets. Now that we have entered the information age, why do you still let people drill wood to make fire?

He couldn't help but took it out of his pocket for a long time and took out a windproof lighter.

(End of chapter)