Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

After Jiang Yun finished cleaning the Sanqing Palace, he discovered that the water friends in the live broadcast room had given many gifts.

The blooming lily holds a magic book.

Message: "Taoist Master, can you add me as a friend?"

Guild Yunting rewarded five magic books.

Message: "Anchor, do you want to join the guild?"

It has been many years since I was a big brother and I rewarded you with a shot of Huya No. 1.

Message: "Come on, Taoist Master, let's work hard together."

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There are a lot of small gifts such as tiger food, big swords, light sticks, and blood bottles.

Jiang Yun looked at these gifts and quickly waved his hands and said: "Please reward rationally. This Taoist temple does not accept online donations for the time being. The Pindao Association will use its own efforts to repair the Taoist temple."

"This live broadcast room, especially for minors, is strictly prohibited from giving gifts!"

"If you like Pindao, please click on it, tag it, and come and see it often."

After persuading him for a while, he found that more and more people were giving rewards. He frowned, gritted his teeth, and turned off the reward function in the live broadcast room.

A true monk will never take advantage of the Chinese people's sympathy for Taoism to make money.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned when they found out that they could not reward.

"Damn it, the Taoist priest has such a personality!"

"This is what really doesn't want gifts. Have you seen any anchors take the initiative to turn off the reward function?"

"Taoism deserves to be the state religion, and the Taoist priest is much better than the master who drives a Ferrari next door."

"[Laughing and crying] Brother, how obsessed are you with Ferrari?"

"Five hundred yuan is so big, I feel heartbroken!"

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Jiang Yun did not expect that because he turned off the reward function, the number of followers in the live broadcast room would soar.

He took Xiaobai to the backyard to clean up the utility room in the backyard.

As a result, Xiaobai arrived in front of the backyard door and was unwilling to take another step forward.

It also pulled Jiang Yun's trouser legs and kept chirping.

What's going on with this guy? Is it possible that he's living in village chief Jiang's house?

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and opened the door to the backyard.

As soon as he opened the door, he took a breath of cold air and saw a black snake more than two meters long spinning around the well.

When it saw the person coming in, it raised its head and glanced at Jiang Yun, stuck out its scarlet tongue, and began to shake its head.

"Oh my god, what a big snake!"

"Taoist Priest, run quickly. It's dark all over now. I'm afraid it's poisonous."

"What kind of place is the Taoist priest's Taoist temple? Even if there are foxes, why are there snakes?"

"I've been afraid of snakes since I was a kid. Can someone help me stop them?"

"Damn it, I'm afraid of snakes too, don't get in my way, Taoist Priest, can we not broadcast that thing live?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly filled the screen.

Jiang Yun saw that the snake had been surrounding the well and would not move even a step even if it was beaten to death. An idea flashed in his mind.

It's broken. It's probably the Spirit Spring Gem that attracted this thing.

He stared into Black Snake's eyes, gave him a trusting look, and slowly stretched out his left hand.

"Damn it, what is Taoist Master doing?"

"Taoist priest, be careful, snakes are cold-blooded animals, they are different from arctic foxes!"

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Jiang Yun's hand touched the black snake's head, and he instantly understood that this guy sneaked into the Taoist temple just to get a drink of water.

The black snake knocked the bucket with its head, and then lay down obediently on the ground.

Jiang Yun was helpless, so he fetched a bucket of spiritual spring water and poured a bowl for both the snake and Xiaobai.

The two little guys lay on their sides, slowly preparing and drinking.

Jiang Yun touched the black snake's head and explained with a smile: "Don't be afraid, water friends, this snake is a black snake, not poisonous, and I am an old acquaintance with it."

"This guy usually lives on Zixiao Peak and makes a living by catching rats. He never hurts anyone. Today he is here to ask for water from Pindao."

"You kid, don't just drink water, say hello to the audience in my live broadcast room."

The black snake raised its head and looked at the drone curiously. It stuck out its scarlet tongue, nodded humbly, and then lay down to drink water.

"Wow, this snake actually understood what the Taoist priest said."

"It's not that you won't be allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China. This snake and the Taoist Priest's novice are both considered spirits, right?"

"I prove that this snake can indeed understand human speech. When I was in the third grade of elementary school, it lay down next to me in class."

"It's okay, don't be ridiculous. Everyone must believe in science. How can an animal become a sperm?"

"Upstairs, you are discussing science in Taoist Master's live broadcast room. Are you polite?"

After Xiao Hei drank enough of the spiritual spring water, he spit out the snake letter and left swaggeringly from the water outlet in the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun sighed. He hugged the shivering Xiaobai and went to the utility room to start packing things.

He had just taken the hoe, basket and bamboo hat he needed to use in the mountains outside the house, and was about to get a bucket of water to clean them when a black shadow flew in directly from outside the courtyard.

Immediately afterwards.

A golden figure rushed up to the wall and roared.

"What I'm holding in my mouth is a golden monkey!"

"The anchor's Taoist temple actually has a golden monkey. What kind of magical place is this?"

"That black, thick and long black snake, couldn't have been thrown in by the golden monkey, right?"

"Civilized live broadcast room, no driving allowed, tell me clearly what is black, thick and long!"

"Why does this golden monkey come to the Taoist temple? Isn't it also here to ask for water?"

When Jiang Yun saw Xiao Hei crawling to the corner of the Taoist temple, silently curling up in a ball, and carefully looking at the golden monkey with his head, he laughed out loud.

"Taoist Priest, what are you laughing at?"

"I always feel that the Taoist priest knows the inside story of the matter. Please give me an explanation."

Jiang Yun took out a ladder and set it up next to the wall. After letting the golden monkey get down from the top of the wall, he explained to everyone.

"This golden monkey is a single monkey who came to Wudang Mountain from other places a few years ago, named Yueban."

"I don't know what method my master, Taoist Chisong, used to make this monkey stay near Tianyuan Taoist Temple with peace of mind, mixing with the group of macaques not far away every day."

"He and Xiao Hei, the black snake, are old friends. After the two guys meet, they always get into a fight, and Xiao Hei is at a disadvantage every time and is the target of a beating."

"I guess on the way to the Taoist temple, Yueban saw Xiao Hei sneaking out of the Taoist temple. He thought he had done something bad, so he beat him up and threw him in."

"Ho ho ho!" Yue Ban pointed at Xiao Hei, and then made a crushing motion.

It patted its chest, as if asking for credit, picked up the bowl from which Xiao Hei just drank, and placed it in front of Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun understood and gave this guy a bowl of spiritual spring water.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Yue Ban sitting by the well, crossing his legs and drinking water. From time to time, he glanced at Xiao Hei with a slightly murderous look, and they all laughed out loud.

"The national treasure is indeed a national treasure, much better than the cauliflower snake."

"The golden monkey comes to the Taoist temple to drink water and brings a gift to the Taoist priest. He is so polite."

"Monkeys of Mount Emei: Watching from the Secret."

"Indeed, compared with the golden monkeys, the monkeys in Mount Emei are like bandits descending the mountain."

"Hahahaha, how can those group of monkeys be compared with nobles like the golden monkeys?"

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(End of chapter)