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Chapter 143: Ning Flying Beasts are not as good!!

Hearing Ning Fei say this, the audience became excited: “Sleeping, shouldn’t Ning Fei want ghs?” ”

“Shouldn’t this kind of thing be paid content?”

“Say it quickly, I’m taking off my pants.”

“Exciting!”

“Ning Great Demon King Niu, I didn’t treat my brothers as outsiders.”

Du Xiaomei asked: “Then there is nothing to talk about, isn’t it just fighting landlords and quarrels?” ”

Ning Fei pretended to be dissatisfied: “That night, we are not just fighting landlords, but there are more exciting ones, do you want to elaborate?” ”

“What’s more exciting?”

“That’s it, it’s just,” Ning Fei threw a look at the camera, “Everyone understands, it’s not good to go into details, otherwise the program will be blocked.” ”

Sister Zhou said with a big grin: “What’s not to say in detail, isn’t it that little thing about men and women who have been chatting for half the night.” ”

When the audience heard this, they sent barrages one after another: “Please ask Sister Zhou to elaborate.” ”

“I pricked up my ears.”

“I want to hear it too, so let’s say it quickly.”

“Brush up the gifts if you want to hear them.”

Ning Fei immediately made a look of disbelief: “Is that all?” I remember something happened between the three of us. ”

“What’s the matter?”

Du Xiaomei asked.

“Oh, you know.”

Du Xiaomei immediately looked at the camera and said, “Don’t let him mislead, in fact, there is nothing, Ning Fei may have dreamed of something that is not easy to say.” ”

Sister Zhou also said, “It should be, that night I saw Ning Fei lying on the ground, squirming with the quilt, probably having a spring dream.” ”

“Impossible!”

Ning Fei shook his head and looked at the camera, “Actually, something did happen that night, but the two ladies are embarrassed, so I won’t say more, so as not to make them shy.” ”

In the director room, Wang Dong looked at the skyrocketing number of viewers and said into the microphone: “The number of people is rising rapidly, the churn rate is extremely low, this style can be maintained.” ”

Ning Fei heard these words through the miniature earplugs in his ears, and the expression on his face did not change at all, and he continued to talk about the mountain: “About the events of that night, let me tell you a joke, the joke is like this. ”

“A middle-aged man, an office worker, one day he received a task from the company to go on a business trip, and he was partnered by a female colleague.”

When they arrived at the destination city, it was already late at night and it was still raining, and the two went to a hotel front desk and asked for two rooms, but the front desk told them that there was only one king room.

In desperation, the two had to open a large bed room and live in it together, and after the female colleague took a bath, she built a boundary line with a quilt on the big bed, saying that if you cross this line at night, you are a beast.

This man thought, he can’t be a beast, so he behaved that night, did not cross the line, and the next day woke up, the female colleague found that the male colleague really did not cross the line, guess what she said?

Ning Fei sold a pass.

The audience was listening to it, and the barrage was less, and suddenly Ning Fei stopped.

It’s as if you’re half thirsty and about to drink water when it’s gone.

This feeling is enough to make people full of resentment.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the audience’s grievance value +19w]

Barrage: “Sleeping, don’t sell the guanzi, say it quickly, what’s wrong?” ”

“Is it a domestic plot?”

“Female colleagues praise male colleagues?”

“A female colleague found out she was pregnant?”

The audience speculated endlessly.

Ning Fei looked at Du Xiaomei and Sister Zhou again and asked, “Two beauties, you can guess.” ”

Du Xiaomei thought for a while and guessed: “I think the same as the audience, female colleagues must praise male colleagues.” ”

Sister Zhou said: “I don’t think so, maybe the male colleague moved the line formed by the quilt to the corner of the wall at night, so that even if he didn’t cross the cup, he could do whatever he wanted.” ”

“Hey, you’re dirty!”

Ning Fei ‘disgusted’ said.

The audience was also amused by this brain hole: “Niu Pi, Sister Zhou is Sister Zhou, the brain hole is big enough.” ”

“Very likely!”

“Maybe this is the real answer, so the female colleague is saying that you are a beast” Hehe, Sister Zhou should not be hinting at the Great Demon King Ning or something. ”

Ning Fei smiled and said, “Sister Zhou said wrong, the male colleague really didn’t do anything at night, so the female colleague woke up in the morning and said to him, ‘You are not even as good as an animal”

The voice fell, and within a few seconds, the audience did not understand what it meant, reacted, and suddenly burst into laughter: “Hahaha, the female colleague said no, but the heart longed for it very ah” The male colleague missed the opportunity.

“Birds and beasts are not as good, haha, too talented!”

“If I were a male colleague, my female colleague would definitely not wake up in the morning.”

“How? Upstairs, you killed your female colleague? ”

“+, Lao Tzu is saying that I am seven times a night!”

After Du Xiaomei and Sister Zhou understood, they also laughed and trembled.

This is not acting.

Although they had rehearsed with Ning Fei beforehand.

But Ning Fei has a lot of room for free play, and this joke is also something he came up with temporarily.

Laughing enough, Sister Zhou said, “Ning Fei, then you were a beast that night.” ”

Ning Fei was puzzled’: “I obviously remember that I might as well come.” ”

Du Xiaomei said: “That’s your illusion, you are not so bad.” ”

“Really?”

“It’s true, you’re just a beast.”

Sister Zhou said.

Ning Fei looked at the camera: “Audience friends, I regret it a little, I knew this earlier, it’s better than animals and beasts.” ”

Hearing this, Sister Zhou took out a pair of scissors from her pocket: “Fortunately, you don’t have animals and beasts, otherwise you can enter the palace that night.” ”

“Shhh!”

Ning Fei gasped, “Where did you get the scissors?” ”

“I brought it with me.”

“What are you doing with scissors?”

Sister Zhou spread her hands: “As a person who loves cross stitch, it is also very reasonable for me to bring a pair of scissors to cut the thread, right?” ”

“Uh. This makes sense. ”

Ning Fei looked innocent.

Du Xiaomei also took out a sprayer: “As a wildlife lover, it is also reasonable for me to bring a bottle of wild wolf stimulant, right?” ”

Ning Fei (cautiously’, asked, “What’s in this?” ”

Du Xiaomei said: “Oh, it’s just a bottle of chili water, I will put it under the pillow that night.” ”

“Shhh!”

Ning Fei gasped again, fortunately, I was just a beast audience laughing: “Haha, the Great Demon King Ning escaped.” ”

“Fortunately, nothing happened that night, otherwise the Great Demon King would have successfully changed his sex” The old woman and Sister Zhou are so reasonable with the murder weapon. ”

“Terrible, the satyr will be silent when he sees it, and the pervert will shed tears when he sees it.”

“I feel the crotch of my pants cold when I look at it, not to mention perverted.”