Live broadcast: The beginning of the game is a pair of a, and the little girl is crying and dumbfoun

Holding the electric guitar, I briefly debugged it.

Immediately, he began to sing.

“Red umbrella.”

“White pole.”

“Finish eating together.”

“Lieboard.”

When Ning Fei spoke, all the people in the audience instantly widened their eyes.

Red umbrella?

White rod?

After eating together, lying board?

What kind of song is this?

“Hold the grass, Ning Da Shen does not play cards according to the routine.”

“Where is this singing, is it clearly to tease?”

“I can only say one thing, Ning Da Shen is awesome, Ning Da God is mighty!”

“God’s red umbrella, white pole, lie on the board together after eating!”

“A song, almost sent Lao Tzu away!”

“Let’s say that the song Ning Da Shen is talking about mushrooms, right? And it’s that red mushroom. ”

“Ox batch plus, mushrooms can also be written into songs by Ning Great Demon King.”

Everyone once wondered if Ning Fei’s goods were exhausted by Jiang Lang, so he created such a bad song.

After all, this song is the most unqualified of all Ning Fei’s songs.

Ning Fei, who was singing passionately, did not notice everyone’s discussion.

Keep singing hard.

“Lieboard.”

“Sleeping in a coffin.”

“Then bury the mountain together.”

“Bury the mountain.”

“Cry, shout.”

“Relatives and friends come to dinner.”

“Eat.”

“There is an umbrella.”

“The whole village lies on the board together.”

After singing a song, all the audience burst into laughter.

“Ouch, I lost it, worthy of being the Great Demon King of Ning, this is especially for Lao Tzu to laugh and pee.”

“God-like red umbrella, after eating the lying board, sleeping in the coffin.”

“Sorry, I take back what I said before, this song is definitely the most awesome and funny song in the original song of the Great Demon King of Ning!”

“Sleeping in coffins, burying mountains, eating meals, having umbrellas… No, my stomach cramped with laughter. ”

“The big devil king is the big devil king, a red mushroom for five cents, stunned by him singing a hundred yuan.”

“Singing a hundred pieces of rush is not counted, do you see the red umbrella next to the Great Demon King of Ning?”

“If I’m not mistaken, this product just used a few red umbrellas to make egg fried rice, and sold for hundreds of yuan!”

“Huh? Wait, Red Umbrella? Making egg fried rice? Ouch, hold the grass! ”

When everyone saw the pot of red mushrooms on Ning Fei’s small rice stall, everyone’s eyes suddenly widened.

This…… Isn’t this the red umbrella umbrella and white pole that Ning Da Demon King said in his mouth?

The kind that has to lie down after eating!

Seeing this, everyone’s eyes subconsciously fell on Liu Zhong and several others.

Just now, the few egg fried rice of the Ning Great Demon King were sold to a few of them.

“Eh, don’t look at my red umbrella like that, white pole.”

“My red umbrella and white pole, the grandfather who sells vegetables on the side of the road said that it should be non-toxic with a high probability.”

As Ning Fei’s voice fell, everyone’s brains buzzed.

Grandpa who sold vegetables on the side of the road said?

Should?

High probability?

Is it not toxic?

Liu Zhong and a few of his subordinates, after hearing Ning Fei’s words, their faces brushed and became extremely pale.

“Quick, quickly snap your tongue, put the red umbrella that you just ate in, I bah, it’s to spit out this poisonous mushroom quickly!”

Thinking that every year in the world, hundreds of people die because of ingesting poisonous mushrooms, Liu Zhong can’t care about anything else.

Hurriedly shouted at his subordinates.

He didn’t want to be like Ning Fei sang in this song.

Red umbrella, white pole, after eating they lie on the board together….

“Nausea…”

After working hard for a while, Liu Zhong and the others finally vomited out all the egg fried rice and red umbrella that they ate in their stomachs.

At this moment, several people were pale and sitting weakly on the ground.

Looking at the red umbrella that had not been thoroughly digested in front of them, everyone was happy.

Fortunately, it was good that it was spit out in time.

Otherwise, when you go back to sleep, you may really lie on the board when you get up.

“Eh… A few fateful people, what are you doing here? ”

“The red umbrella umbrella I use to make egg fried rice is not poisonous, I don’t believe you take a photo to check it on the Internet.”

“Although the grandfather who sells vegetables is a little unconfident, I recognize this mushroom.”

Ning Fei looked at Liu Zhong and the others, half squinted his eyes, and explained with an innocent face.

Rumble!

For a moment, Liu Zhong and the others only felt that their brains were bombarded by five thunders.

Do you recognize this mushroom?

Not toxic?

Then you want to sing this red umbrella umbrella, white pole for Mao?

Also, this is not said by Mao earlier!

Only after we vomited did you say that there was no poison?

Together we just wasted our energy for a long time and vomited a loneliness?

“I just checked, this red mushroom is indeed not poisonous and can be eaten normally.”

“But I’m curious, Ning Great Demon King, since it’s not poisonous, why do you sing this red umbrella?”

“Look at scaring people’s children?”

“Yes, yes, the Ning Great Demon King is not a thing, it scares people’s children into something.”

“If the Great Demon King Ning just wants to sing a song, forget it.”

“The point is, this goods waited for people to vomit before saying that there was no poison, Emma, it’s too pitty.”

……

In the face of everyone’s discussion, Ning Fei seemed to have not noticed.

Slowly paced to Liu Zhong and smiled slightly: “Uncle Liu, I can’t stop it.” ”

“Just now, I sang this song on purpose, and I also deliberately put a red umbrella umbrella for you.”

Deliberately…… Sang this song?

A red umbrella deliberately placed?

Are the young people in this age so arrogant and straightforward?

Wait, Uncle Liu?

Holding the grass, was recognized by the young master?

Thinking of this, Liu Zhong’s face was full of strong resentment.

All this just now, all of them were deliberately created by the young master!

“Go back and tell my dad, don’t send you to do things.”

“For my dream, it is impossible for me to go back and inherit his tens of billions of broken company.”

After a pause, Ning Fei continued.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Liu Zhong’s grievance value +9999].

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Prince Resentment Value +9999].

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining Sister Zhou’s grievance value +999].

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the silly little sister resentment value +999].

……

Listening to the prompt sound in his mind, Ning Fei was stunned for a moment.

Well?

In these years, telling the truth can also earn grievance value?

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