Live Broadcast: The Correct Way to Survive in the Wilderness

"What are you doing in a daze? "

Rhubarb, come and pee, perform for everyone, and verify the feasibility of my idea."

Seeing that Rhubarb was stunned, Su Ze hurriedly reminded him.

"Su Ze!" Changle

couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Can you not tease the rhubarb, you have to try it yourself." In

her mind, although Rhubarb is well-behaved and clever, sometimes behaves quite smartly.

But it's not a human after all.

How is it possible to understand anything.

And it pees, not squatting to pee, it will lift one leg, give it a snow trough, where will it be used.

Barrage -

"The goddess of Lele is right, if you want to try it yourself, why embarrass a dog."

"Play yes, play yes. "

"The pole is not erected, how can rhubarb urinate

?" "Rhubarb: Shoveling, do you want face, don't you want face?" "Rhubarb:

Hey, it's really my dog's misfortune to have such an unreliable owner on the stall." "

Su Ye is playing tricks on rhubarb again, tui. "

I feel sorry for rhubarb for 1 second. "

“+1。 "

“+99。 The

audience also felt that Su Ze's proposal was particularly unreliable, and they actually let Rhubarb experiment.

Actually, if he wants to verify the feasibility of his idea, can't he just try it with the soup in the pot later?"

"Rhubarb, come on, don't be shy, I'll find you a little she-wolf when I go back."

Su Ze laughed.

The voice fell.

"Wang?(๑ ̄∀ ̄๑)"

The audience clearly saw that Rhubarb's eyes lit up, and then under their gaze, Rhubarb got up from the ground and walked to the snow trough, humanizing his legs.

A

bubble of yellow and urgent urine suddenly shot out, all dripping into the snow trough, and then quickly condensed into ice cubes.

The ice cubes are yellowish in color.

It looks like the dime-la-die sorbet that many people used to eat when they were kids.

After peeing, Rhubarb shivered twice, and lay lazily on the ground, his head resting on Changle's feet and neck, but a pair of smart little eyes stared at his master without blinking.

"Don't worry, talk counts, I'll go back and find you a little she-wolf.

Su Ze grinned.

After receiving an affirmative answer from his master, Rhubarb squinted his eyes again, and his mouth was snoring.

"Su Ze, big, rhubarb, why is it so smart?" Changle

looked stupid, a pair of beautiful eyes widened, red lips slightly opened, bright and dripping.

"Isn't it the first day you met Rhubarb, don't you know that this guy is very smart?"

Su Ze laughed.

"Yes.

Changle nodded and said with a serious face: "Rhubarb is the smartest dog I've ever seen." "

Barrage—

" I agree, Rhubarb is also the smartest dog I've ever seen. "

It's so clever that you know how to split your legs, 666.

"Sometimes, I wonder if this guy Rhubarb has changed into a human being, just like the kind of snatching, yes, snatching in the novel.

"Take a few handfuls, as long as the dog is trained a little, it will be very smart, of course, it is rare to be as smart as rhubarb."

"You see, rhubarb can really understand people's speech, and when Su Ye and the goddess Lele praised it, it listened with its ears pricked up. The

audience was also very surprised and emotional when they saw Rhubarb's wonderful performance, and at the same time, they also knew one thing.

That's it.

Su Ze's idea really works.

After rhubarb pees, the urine really condenses in the snow trough.

And since it peed in the house, its little Gigi was not frozen.

Rhubarb is fine.

And so it goes.

Indirectly, Su Ze and Changle can also solve this problem perfectly in the house.

It may not sound very urbane, though.

But just as De Ye and Matt said, in the face of real wilderness survival, what is the gain in terms of personal dignity, honor and disgrace, habits, gains and losses, etc.?

There is no value at all!

Su Ze took out the snow trough, put it in the shed, avoided being covered by snowflakes, and then walked back to the house.

"Lele, in the future, if the two of us want to go to the toilet, let's solve it in the house. "

For example, if you want to go to the toilet, Rhubarb and I will go outside the house to take shelter, how about it?"

When Su Ze spoke, Rhubarb wagged his tail, raised his head, looked at Changle, and whispered 'Wang'.

"I heard it, Rhubarb agreed, it is not afraid of the cold.

Su Zele said hehehe.

"Poof.

Changle sneered and laughed.

Her big sultry eyes flickered, and her long eyelashes, which were slightly upturned, jumped up and down happily.

"I see.

She said softly.

"That's fine, I'll go outside and make a few more slayers while the meat is still cooked.

Su Ze leaned over and glanced at his phone, and found that the public screen was still raining fireworks, and he immediately walked out satisfied.

A snow trough is certainly not enough.

Although they only survive in the snow for a month, which is not a long time, but every day, two people and one dog can also produce a lot of 'waste'.

Even though he made a big trough, he couldn't really use it to fill it, right?

That would look disgusting.

Do a few more and be in a good mood when you go to the toilet.

The main thing is convenience.

After a snow trough has been used several times, it is brought out and thrown into the snow, and when the snow is covered, it has no effect at all.

Even if you accidentally step on it, there will be no embarrassing scenes.

After Su Ze made a few snow troughs again, the sky outside completely darkened.

Night began to cover the land.

The dark primeval forest suddenly became a little quieter, only the scattered snowflakes dotted the sky and the earth, and only the whirring cold wind was blowing.

It's too dark to get around.

There is no moonshine.

I can't see my fingers.

Under the whirring of the cold wind, I can't help but give people a creepy feeling.

It makes people's hearts chill and their bodies tremble.

"Su Ze, the taste of this meat is far worse than when I was on the island.

Changle sighed.

The house is not so dark because of the outdoor solar flashlight lighting.

"There is no seasoning, what can I do, just eat, in this extremely cold environment, there is a mouth of hot meat to eat, there is a mouth of hot broth to drink, it is considered good.

Su Ze smiled and comforted.

"Yes. "

Changle is not a hypocritical character, although she is complaining, but she eats it, but it is not slower than Su Ze at all.

The small mouth was round, and he glanced at Su Ze innocently from time to time.

As for the rhubarb, he doesn't eat it anymore.

For it, as long as there is meat to eat, it tastes the same with or without taste, and it prefers it without taste.

It tastes more meaty.

A total of a few catties of meat were cooked, and the two of them and one dog ate nothing left, and when they saw Changle going out with a stainless steel pot and pouring out the soup and walking back, the audience was also habitually ready to leave the live broadcast room.

Because according to the normal plot, Su Ze will mercilessly close the live broadcast room at this time.

However.

Today, when many people were about to leave, Su Ze suddenly said: "Everyone, it's too early to sleep at all, let's have some fun." "

ps:It's a change today.,Make it up tomorrow.,Modify it into a big chapter!And then start tomorrow.,It's going to be updated in the afternoon.,Thank you for the inclusion and understanding of the big guys these days.。 Good night, good dreams!