Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

"Hahahaha, I really want Brother Lu to make a fortune out of laughter, even to say sorry, he has to trick Tongtong!"

"Tongtong: Today is another day where I learned a lesson and gained wisdom. It’s great! (smile, jpg)"

"Now I finally know why Tongtong is such a bad boy. She learned it from her father. Brother Lu is really so bad!"

"It's just that you can make a fool of yourself by saying sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to the head office. This tone makes people very angry when I hear it!"

"Hahaha, that’s right, no sincerity at all!"

"I learned this, next time my girlfriend asks me to apologize, I will say the same thing!"

"Niu Bei, then I wish you a happy breakup in advance!"

"……"

Looking at the scene,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong were bickering, which made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.

Especially Lu Yu's naughty look, not to mention Tong Tong became so angry after seeing it, even the audience wanted to rush to the other side of the screen to punch Lu Yu in the head!

How can you bully a child like you?

You really don't look like a father at all, but you look like the big bad wolf from a fairy tale book!

Amid the roars of laughter from the audience,

Lu Yu was forced by Tongtong again to say sorry again.

After hearing his father's apology this time,

Tongtong was quite satisfied, so he generously forgave his father. dad!

The boat of friendship finally capsized from the water again

"ha dance——"

At this time, Tongtong suddenly yawned, rubbed his eyes and said,

"Dad, do you want to order now?"

"I am a little sleepy……"

"How about you take me to bed?"

It's really late at this time, it's already 9:40.

If Tongtong's mother is usually at home,

Tongtong will be called to lie down on the bed before 9:30.

However, this is not the case. Isn't Tongtong's mother here?

Lu Yu encouraged with a smile,"You don't have to go to school tomorrow, why are you going to bed so early? Keep having fun!"

"Hi 11 can’t move anymore dad……"

Tongtong yawned again,

"Moreover, didn’t you promise me that on Children’s Day tomorrow, you would take me to the aquarium first and then to the amusement park?"

"If I don’t go to bed early today, I won’t be energetic tomorrow."

Huh?

Brother Lu is taking Tongtong to the aquarium and amusement park tomorrow?

This news made many viewers in the live broadcast room shine!

"When did it happen? Did I miss it? Why didn’t I know that Brother Lu had promised Tongtong?"

"Hahaha, it’s not like you don’t know Brother Lu’s character?"

"As long as Tongtong mentioned it casually, Brother Lu would probably agree instantly. He would not be like Chen Aijun, who would think it over and give a thorough education before agreeing. After he had agreed, he would keep bringing it up again and again. Let the child thank him……"

"That's right. I guess the camera wasn't here at the time."

"Hahaha, it will be so interesting to go to the aquarium and amusement park tomorrow. I guess Brother Lu will try his best to trick me again by then!"

"It just so happens that Chen Aijun will also take Tiantian to the amusement park tomorrow. I want to see who can have more fun, Tongtong or Tiantian!"

"Uh, do you even need to look at this kind of thing? You can give the answer with your toes!"

"……"

"That’s right!"

"If you don’t go to bed early, you won’t be able to have fun tomorrow if you don’t feel energetic!"

Hearing Tongtong's words,

Lu Yu also nodded and agreed,

"Okay, then you can take a shower and go to bed. Oh, by the way, you have taken a shower in the afternoon, so just go to bed!"

"Dad, don’t you need to brush your teeth?"

"no, I'm fine!"

"Your mother is not at home, just brush it once in the morning!"

Lu Yu said, pulling Tongtong directly to the bedroom.

"Dad, if you don’t brush your teeth, where are your feet?"

"Why don't I... go wash my feet again? Mom said you can't go to bed without washing your feet.……"

Arriving at the bedside,

Tongtong began to hesitate again.

"That's me she's talking about, I can't go to bed while washing my feet!"

"You just took a shower in the afternoon, your children’s feet don’t stink!"

"Really?"

Tongtong took off his socks and smelled his little feet. Hey, they really don't stink!

So

Tongtong jumped onto the bed confidently.

However,

Tongtong soon said again,

"Dad, can you get me a glass of water?"

"Drink water? Okay, just wait!"

Soon,

Lu Yu brought a glass of water in, and

Tongtong drank most of the glass in one breath.

After drinking,

Tongtong thought about it again,

"Dad, I want to go to the toilet first……"

"Okay, go ahead!"

When Tongtong came back from using the bathroom, he jumped on the bed again and asked expectantly,

"Dad, can you tell me a bedtime story?"

"My ancestor, you should lie down first and take a nap. Why are you busy with so many things?"

Lu Yu quickly put Tongtong into pajamas, and stuffed her directly into the bed like a chicken.

"Hahahaha, this is so true. Children always have a lot to say before going to bed!"

"It made me laugh so hard, look at Tongtong’s resentful little look, it’s so cute!"

"Brother Lu had good arm strength and stuffed it right in!"

"Mom is not at home, Tongtong doesn't have to brush his teeth anymore, and he doesn't have to wash his feet anymore. Brother Lu, as a father, really does whatever it takes to save trouble!"

"Isn’t it like this for dads to take care of their children? If you are a Buddha, you can take care of your children as long as you are alive! (dog head, jpg)"

"……"

Amid the laughter of the audience,

Tongtong finally lay down and prepared to sleep. However , she did not forget about listening to the story and looked at Lu Yu eagerly. Lu Yu had no choice but to lie next to him and began to think about what story to tell his daughter. What story should I tell? When I came back from dinner, I had already told the story of the old monk traveling to the west... Oh, that's right! Lu Yu's eyes suddenly lit up

"Okay, then Dad will tell you a story!"

"The story of a super invincible handsome guy!"

"The story of the super invincible handsome guy? Okay!"

As soon as he heard this strange name,

Tongtong immediately became interested. He quickly lay down obediently and closed his eyes to listen.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were all happy and listened with their ears straightened up.

Everyone was very excited. I was curious as to what good stories Lu Yu, an unreliable father, could tell.

Lu Yu started to tell

"It is said that once upon a time there was an invincible handsome guy. Because he was so handsome and talented, many beautiful women liked him and wanted to make friends with him!"

"But, this super handsome guy is a very clean and self-sufficient person.……"

"Dad, what does it mean to be clean?"

"Well, being clean means... Even if you're like my father, he won't give a second glance to a beautiful woman when he sees her on the street!"

"Oh, I understand, just keep staring, right?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Tongtong, do you still want to listen?"

Lu Yu made a serious face.

"Listen, listen, I want to listen!"

Tongtong quickly surrendered.

"Hahahaha, Tongtong's mind is spinning so fast. If he doesn't take a second look, wouldn't he just take one look and then keep staring?"

"Really. Don’t take a second look!"

"It’s better to know a son than a father, and to know a father better than a daughter, haha!"

"Tongtong’s truth is revealed!"

"Bah, you are just a thief, you dare to say that you are clean and self-sufficient, you can pull it down!"

"That’s it, go out for a meal, and even add a little touch to this beautiful mother!"[]

"……"

There was a burst of contempt in the live broadcast room.

Everyone unanimously chose to despise Lu Yu's insistence on keeping oneself clean.

Lu Yu continued to talk.

"Because, this super invincible handsome guy is a clean and self-sufficient person, so he doesn’t want to make friends with those beauties."

"But no matter what, he was so handsome that every time those beauties saw him, they would take the initiative to chase him!"

"So, one day……"

"Just as this super handsome guy was walking on the road, a group of beauties saw him and started chasing him crazily!"

"After the super invincible handsome guy saw it, he ran, ran, ran, ran!"

"The beauties are chasing after me!"

"The super invincible handsome guy is running ahead!"

"Seeing that he is about to catch up with him……"

"At this time, the super and invincible handsome guy suddenly saw a pig pen next to him, where the pigs were raised. Without saying a word, this super invincible handsome guy jumped into the pig pen and hid!"

"In this way, I finally escaped the pursuit of this group of beauties!"

"Seeing that the beauties were all gone, the invincible handsome guy dared to come out of the pig pen. However, before he could stand up, a policeman happened to see him."

"The police thought that this super handsome guy was a thief, so they came over to ask him——"

"Hey, what are you doing squatting in the pigsty?"

"Do you know what the super invincible handsome guy said?"

When talking about this,

Lu Yu asked Tongtong.

Tongtong shook his head.

"What did you say, dad?"

Lu Yu smiled, looked at Tongtong, then at the cameraman who was listening very attentively, then looked at the camera again, and then said with a bad smile,

"Hey hey hey, the super invincible handsome guy said, I am here, telling stories to the pigs!"

"Hahahaha, he was so funny, he actually said he was telling stories to pigs, hahahaha... hiccup?"

Hearing this interesting answer,

Tongtong's first reaction was to laugh immediately.

However, as he smiled, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Telling a story to a pig?

Wait... tell a story to a pig. Where’s the story?!

The next second, the giggling Tongtong reacted, his laughter stopped suddenly, his little face was filled with doubt,

"Dad, are you calling me a pig?!"

"Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. Tongtong’s reaction was really fast. He figured out so quickly that Brother Lu was talking about her!"

"Wori, upstairs, you are worse than a child riding a horse! (covering face and crying, jpg)"

"Damn, those of us who listened to the story were all scolded by Brother Lu!"

"I was careless, I forgot to dodge!!"

"I am riding a horse. No wonder this old cheater smiled at the camera before saying the last sentence. This means that we are also included in it!"

"Brother Lu is really, I cried to death, he is so attentive, Tongtong, the cameraman, and everyone in the live broadcast room, he didn't let anyone go!"

"It's really true. I asked him why he suddenly glanced at us just now... This old cheater is really a cheater!"

"I knew he wouldn't be able to tell any good stories!"

"Laughing to death, so in the story, the clean and invincible handsome guy is praising himself!!"

"Good guy, a story fooled everyone except himself! (covering face and crying, jpg)"

"Tongtong is so difficult. Before going to bed, he has to be tricked!"

"……"

In the live broadcast room, after reacting, the audience couldn't help but laugh or cry.

In all my life,

I have never seen such a deceitful person!

Moreover, it’s okay for you to trick your daughter, why did you trick us all into it too!

Especially when I thought about how

Lu Yu had deliberately glanced at the camera just now, everyone gritted their teeth in hatred.

"Bah, bah, bah, you are a pig!"

"You bad Lu Yu, what a bad guy!"

Over here in the studio,

Su Xue rolled her eyes in a funny and angry way.

Beside her,

Teacher He also shook his head helplessly.

Curiosity killed the cat.

If I had known better, I wouldn't have listened.

I should have thought that this guy Lu Yu, Nothing good came out of his mouth...

Teacher He secretly swore in his heart that if Lu Yu wanted to tell a story in the future, he would definitely plug his ears!

At the expert table, the expressions of the three experts also became exciting.

One by one, they followed It felt like eating a fly, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. On the contrary, the chief director Zhang Wenjun said cheerfully that he had learned another trick from Lu Yu. After returning home, it would be good to use it to tease his own children!

In this way, amidst everyone's laughter and complaints, today's filming for Lu Yu and Tong Tong finally came to an end.

As Lu Yu and Tong Tong waved goodbye, a large number of viewers in the live broadcast room also After that, more than 26 million people left, more than half of them left in the blink of an eye, and the number of people continued to decrease sharply.

At the same time, the camera turned and once again switched to the baby dad born in the 1980s. , Chen Aijun and Tiantian were filming the last part.

Coincidentally, at that time, Chen Aijun was also coaxing his daughter to sleep and telling

Tiantian a bedtime story. Some viewers had not yet had time to leave. , I couldn’t help but become curious again, and I waited patiently and prepared to listen again. What kind of story could Chen Aijun tell his daughter?

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