Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he opened his arms again with a melancholy look on his face, hoping that the beautiful woman in front of him would fall into his arms again and give him soft comfort.

However, facing Lu Yu's move, Liu Xiyan did not move this time. After listening to Lu Yu's words, her eyes suddenly opened wide and her mouth opened wide, looking shocked.

He looked stunned!

In fact, it was not just Liu Xiyan who reacted like this. The nearly 30 million viewers in the live broadcast room were also shocked after hearing Lu Yu's answer! quiet!

On the barrage, it was surprisingly quiet!

Those three sentences that disappointed Lu Yu were like a flock of alpacas, snorting and running in the minds of every audience!

After several seconds, the pot exploded in the live broadcast room!!

"Hahahahaha, I almost suffocated to death at Brother Lu's place. I had been having sex for a long time. The disappointment he was talking about was this kind of disappointment!!"

"Damn, damn, this bitch tricked our tears. I felt so sorry for him just now that he was about to cry, but then he turned around and said this to me!! (face covering, jpg)"

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard that I fell off the chair. None of these three disappointments, Brother Lu, was serious. All the camouflage, licking wounds, etc. were all overdone by our own minds. Brainstorming, the most deadly!"

"My family members couldn’t stop laughing, although Brother Lu’s answer was beyond our expectations, but then again, let’s just say these three sentences he said, should they disappoint a boy?"

"Disappointed, I felt disappointed"three, four, three" through the screen!"

"Especially in the dead of night, when I urgently need to relieve my emptiness, when I saw the first two sentences that Brother Lu said, my mentality collapsed. I was like a poor beggar, holding toilet paper everywhere and looking for friends to ask for resources!"

"Brothers, is there a group that often posts resources? Post the group account and state in advance that I am joining the group with a critical purpose and to collect your criminal evidence. I definitely don’t want to see what you see!"

"Uh, what do you mean? Why didn't I understand? Access to this website has been banned due to violations, and the number of free viewings has been exhausted today. What's so disappointing?"

"If children don’t understand, don’t ask. This is a little secret between us adults!"

"Pfft, it’s a shame that we still felt sorry for him for a long time. Brother Lu, you are a thief, give us your love back!!"

"I will never feel sorry for Brother Lu casually anymore. He leaves happiness to others and even more happiness to himself!"

"Ma De, the third sentence is even more disappointing. You have already taken off your clothes, but you told me that your husband will come back tonight...Brother Lu has indeed become the inheritor of Wei Wu's legacy from before!"

"Hahahaha, look at the expression on the female anchor's face, it's so funny. She took advantage of Brother Lu once, but this guy actually wants to do it again shamelessly!"

"Yes, yes, Brother Lu, a thief, took advantage of others just now!"

"……"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was like a bomb, with countless barrages spewing out!

Originally, when the audience heard what Lu Yu said before, they still felt sorry for him, thinking that Lu Yu would also say something emo-esque.

However, they never expected that

Brother Lu was still the same Brother

Lu. In terms of Feng Wei,

He didn't change at all, and he had a sudden turn when he opened his mouth, which almost made the audience in the live broadcast room go crazy with laughter.

The depressed atmosphere just now was gone in an instant.

Instead, it was the same joy and happiness as before.

Over in the studio hall,

Teacher He also let out a puff, laughing so hard that his waist hurt.

After Su Xue reacted, she rolled her eyes fiercely at Lu Yu on the screen!

"This guy is so hateful!"

Su Xue said dumbfounded,

"Pretending, I really thought he had been seriously injured!"

"I'm quite worried about him!"

"But then again, Teacher He, I didn’t really understand the first two sentences of this guy. Why is it that access to the website is prohibited and the number of movie viewings has been exhausted? Will it disappoint boys?"

Facing Su Xue's doubts,

Teacher He coughed awkwardly.

This... uh, how should I explain it to Xiaoxue?

Teacher He was struggling with what to say, but Su Xue curled her lips.

"Forget it, from your reaction, Teacher He, I have probably guessed what it means!"

"No wonder Lu Yu is so bitter!"

"How could he not be a bit embarrassed when he always looks at those messy things?"

"……"

"This guy is really talented!"

Not far away, the chief director Zhang Wenjun was also very happy.

"No matter what kind of serious question it was, it immediately turned sour when it came to his mouth!"

"I really don’t know how he got such a brain!"

"……"

Along with the roar of laughter from everyone, at the same time, Liu Xiyan finally came back to her senses in the camera lens and looked at Lu Yu dumbfounded.

When she thought about how she had just been so sentimental and took the initiative to comfort Brother Lu, she felt that her behavior was so stupid and naive.

It was my first time to have close contact with a boy, and I was deceived by Brother Lu!

However, after thinking about it,

Liu Xiyan felt that she was not at a disadvantage.

After all, Brother Lu was so handsome and a nice person. It was quite happy to be hugged by him for a while!

Especially, after seeing the popularity in her live broadcast room,

Liu Xiyan was even more pleasantly surprised.

After only two interviews with Brother Lu, the popularity of his live broadcast room has soared to the first place in the hourly list, and he has entered the top three in the overall list!

I have to say that

Brother Lu’s popularity is really strong and invincible!

"Brother Lu, your disappointment is really unique!"

Putting away these thoughts,

Liu Xiyan looked at Lu Yu again and said in a dumbfounded voice,

"I thought you wanted to say something that really made you feel disappointed.……"

"Um? What you said and the three sentences I said are really disappointing!"

"Not adulterated at all!"

Lu Yu said righteously and solemnly.

"Yes, yes, you are really disappointed!"

"Oh, you must understand what I mean, you are so bad, Brother Lu! Seeing Lu Yu pretending to be confused,

Liu Xiyan stamped her feet coquettishly, and then said,

"Brother Lu, let’s start with the third question!"

"Let’s not discuss the issue just now!" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"etc!"

Lu Yu suddenly interrupted her

"What's wrong, Brother Lu?"

"Now that we have talked about these things that can disappoint boys, I would also like to take this opportunity to say a few words to the girls in front of the screen."

Lu Yu faced the camera and said seriously,

"In fact, boys are very fragile inside and will always be hurt inadvertently. Please pay attention to this when you get along with them."

"And you'd better not say anything that will disappoint them."

"For example, have you started, are you okay, Xigou, I feel like you are just average, and I have to go home after watching the movie, and I can’t eat ice cream today. These words are so disappointing for boys.!"

"Especially, the statement that you will go home after watching the movie is so irritating!"

"And the one who can't eat ice?……"

"If you can't eat ice cream, just stay out and lie down at home. The boy has treated you to dinner and the movie, and it's time to move on to the next step. You said you can't eat ice cream today. Didn't disappoint!"

"……"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

Liu Xiyan next to him burst out laughing again.

In the live broadcast room, many viewers who understood Lu Yu's meaning in seconds also burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu, these words you said are so good, it’s Brother Lu who dares to say it!"

"Have you started? Are you okay? My little dog, I feel like you are just so so... Wuwuwu, isn't this what my girlfriend often says to me? It's so insulting!"

"After watching a movie, I have to go home and I can’t eat ice cream. These two sentences are so true. I want to spend men’s money and build a memorial arch. How can there be such a good thing in the world?"

"So, when a woman goes out with a man, it’s either AA or AB. In the end, A can’t let it go, but B can’t let it go either! (dog head, jpg)"

"Brother Lu really spoke his mind for us. We can't let the person who holds firewood for everyone freeze to death. I will spend my life protecting Brother Lu from now on!"

"Thousands of people have written this book, begging Brother Lu to develop a Little Blue Book APP and make it a home base for us men!"

"Niu Bei, Brother Lu’s words really touched my heart!"

"……"

Lu Yu's connotation attracted applause from many viewers in the live broadcast room. Especially those boys who had been hurt by these words were even more excited.

The look in Lu Yu's eyes was like looking at Like a great brother, I wish I could do my best for Lu Yu from now on!

Amidst the roar of laughter from everyone,

Liu Xiyan also started to ask the third question.....

She took out her phone and refreshed the page again. Immediately, a new question appeared.

"Well, this question is a bit deep! Liu

Xiyan took a look at the content and said with a smile,

"Brother Lu, as well as all the viewers and friends in the live broadcast room, everyone can think about it carefully!"

"Everything in our modern society, from transportation to transportation, to toilet paper, lighters, flashlights, etc......."

"Traveling back to ancient times, those are things that can shock the ancients and can reduce dimensionality and strike!"

"So, I would like to ask Brother Lu, do you think there is anything unique to ancient times that we modern people can envy?"

"……"[]

After Liu Xiyan finished speaking, she took the lead in thinking.

To be honest, she couldn't think of anything in ancient times that could make modern people feel envious.

As she raised this question,

Lu Yu also fell into thinking.

In the live broadcast room, the audience also stopped laughing and began to think seriously.

If there are modern things that can make the ancients envious, they must be too numerous to count. If you list just a few, they all have the shocking effect of dimensionality reduction.

Just like in many time-travel historical novels, the protagonist carries a medicine kit with him.

The medicine inside may seem ordinary now and can be bought anywhere, but if it appeared in ancient times, it would definitely be a life-saving miracle medicine!

There are also flashlights and lighters.

The ancients did not have these things.

Imagine that you traveled to ancient times and the enemy army came to the city.

At this time, if you stood on the tower, took out the flashlight, shot a beam of light, and then took out the lighter in your hand. When you light up a ball of flame, the enemy might be stunned when they see it, and they might even think you are a god descending to earth!

It would be even better if you could bring a submachine gun with you!

Click, click, click

, the bullets swept across and directly killed a group of enemies.

The shocking effect makes your blood boil just thinking about it. You will definitely have a place on the list of martial arts masters!

So, if you ask, what modern things would make the ancients envious in ancient times, the audience will definitely be able to tell you a lot immediately!

But if you go the other way and ask the ancients what things can make modern people envious, it is not so easy to think about!

Several minutes passed before the barrage in the live broadcast room finally began to receive answers one after another.

"I think prices in ancient times should be enviable to modern people. Everything is super expensive now, but it shouldn’t have been that expensive in ancient times, right?"

"This is not certain for 1.9! Don’t think that everything was cheap for the ancients. For example, if you go to a small alley, you can get it for a few hundred yuan."

"But in ancient times, a trip to the Red Mansion was more than just that!"

"I have read some records, taking the Song Dynasty as an example. When you enter, you have to order a cup of scented tea first, which is about one tael of silver. You also have to pay for the booth, and tip Mama Sang, which costs another three or four taels. If you If you want to eat there, you will need more than 20 or 30 taels, and you have to tip the waiter who delivers the food. All added up, an ordinary person will spend 50 taels of silver, which is equivalent to 50,000 yuan in today's money.……"

"Damn it, is it so expensive!"

"Otherwise, what do you think? In the past, people who could afford to go to places like that to spend money were very proud to come out. Unlike now, they have to hide it before they dare to go!"

"The hair volume of ancient people is definitely enviable by us modern people……"

"Hahaha, what you said above is so real. People in the past must have had much more hair than us, so they didn’t need to be under so much pressure!"

"I quite envy the ancients who could have three wives and four concubines! (shy, jpg)"

"Phew, you, as long as you have money, you can have three wives and four concubines, but now you don't call them concubines, they call them lovers!"

"I think there was not so much pressure to buy a house in ancient times, which is very enviable to modern people!"

"Yes, I want to say this too, the current housing prices are really fucked up!"

"I'm different. I like that there was no surveillance in ancient times. I could fuck whoever I wanted and run away after I finished doing it. No one could recognize me!"

"Damn it, Dashachun, what are you thinking about? Put on your pants quickly!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"……"