Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

Xu Muge and Zhang Yuhao on the stage are also gradually getting better.

After all, it is completely different now than when rehearsals, when there are not many people in the audience, there is no feedback, and it feels like I said it to myself.

And there are so many people at this scene, laughter continues, and they are much more secure when they get feedback.

This is like writing a novel by hand on the Internet, when the number of words in their book is not enough and has not yet been recommended, no one reads the book, and they don't know whether the book is well written or not, and they have no bottom in their hearts.

After waiting for the recommended position, with the results and income, the whole person will be solid and can write with confidence.

Zhang Yuhao: "You are a company that steals things, what are so many institutions doing."

Xu Muge: "In fact, they are all fake institutions, no way, they all pull the relationship through the back door."

Zhang Yuhao: "Hmm.

Xu Muge: "Those sent by their superiors must be cadres."

Zhang Yuhao: "Yes."

Xu Muge: "In fact, we are a very professional unit, he does not mean that any person can become a cadre when he comes to us, and there is no one who leads the layman and the insider blindly directs without accident."

Zhang Yuhao: "That's right.

Xu Muge: "You say this person can't do it, people say it's okay, you say this person can't do it, you can't get angry at the top."

Zhang Yuhao: "Huh?

Xu Muge: "We have a couplet circulating there, which is too telling."

Zhang Yuhao: "What couplet?"

Xu Muge: "Shanglian is, say you can do it, if you can't, you can do it."

Zhang Yuhao: "Lower link?

Xu Muge: "If you can't say no, you can't do it."

Zhang Yuhao: "Horizontal batch."

Xu Muge: "If you don't convince, you can't do it."

Zhang Yuhao: "This is a generation of literate thieves."

Xu Muge: "The most important thing is to set up a team and issue a hard target of tens of thousands."

Zhang Yuhao: "Then steal it."

Xu Muge: "It's easy to talk about, you haven't stolen lately."

Zhang Yuhao: "That's.... Oh no, I didn't steal it.

Xu Muge: "I mean, you see that we have a small number of people stealing large items, stealing small items is not worth it, stealing passbooks and not daring to take them, wanting to steal cash and afraid of bumping into people, sometimes stealing hundreds of thousands in a hard day."

Zhang Yuhao: "That's a lot!"

Xu Muge: "This is not slow enough."

Zhang Yuhao: "As for?"

Xu Muge: "I'll do the math for you."

Zhang Yuhao: "Well, you do the math."

Xu Muge: "Look at more than a hundred thieves in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping, and acting, sitting and walking, it all costs money."

Zhang Yuhao: "Yes."

Xu Muge: "Endless trips to tourist spots to study and hold meetings, this has to cost money."

Zhang Yuhao: "Oh.

Xu Muge: "This is not enough, our boss still has to go abroad to investigate, you said that you are a thief company, what do you go abroad to investigate?" It is said that it is to learn advanced foreign theft techniques!

Zhang Yuhao: "This is also to rush out of the country and go to the world."

Xu Muge: "Then we should also let our front-line professionals go out to learn, what do you say your boss goes out to manage?" I also took my wife and children, seven aunts and eight aunts, spending money lavishly, I really feel sorry for these money, it is not easy to come by, it can be said that this is the people's hard-earned money.

Zhang Yuhao: "You still have the face to say this?" "

The more the audience watches, the more they want to laugh, the more depressed and frightened they are.

Isn't that too obvious.

Everyone thinks that according to the exposure of the Spring Festival Gala, after the program is broadcast, how many people will hate Xu Muge.

Netizens even want to shout loudly, let Xu Muge stop talking, we still want to see more of you.

It is a pity that their shouts Xu Muge could not hear it, and continued to say.

Xu Muge: "The most intolerable thing is what is that when I see people advertising on TV, our company must also advertise."

Zhang Yuhao: "Your thief company also advertises?"

Xu Muge: "Even the advertising words have been written."

Zhang Yuhao: "What word?"

Xu Muge: "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly?" Please join the thief company, he can be your overnight money, the company's contact.

Zhang Yuhao: "Who?"

Xu Muge: "It is not appropriate to spread it outside."

Zhang Yuhao: "Phone number."

Xu Muge: "Keep it secret for now."

Zhang Yuhao: "Telegram registration."

Xu Muge: "No comment." Zhang

Yuhao: "Unit address."

Xu Muge: "Take a shot to change a place."

Zhang Yuhao: "Where to find here?"

Xu Muge: "In addition, during our Spring Festival, we will also hold the second thief's cup theft knowledge intellectual competition, the winners will be given a trophy, and the shape of the trophy is..."

Zhang Yuhao: "What is it?"

Xu Muge: "Three hands hold a sun."

Zhang Yuhao: "Hey, I also stole poetry."

Xu Muge: "All the winners are hired as honorary thieves of the company, and the thief company is famous in a few times."

Zhang Yuhao: "It's time for the police to find you."

Xu Muge: "The police blocked me several times."

Zhang Yuhao: "Is it?"

Xu Muge: "As soon as I saw this situation, I quickly wrote a report, in view of the wind is too tight, it is recommended that all personnel transfer immediately, if not, please instruct."

Zhang Yuhao: "Did you hand it over?"

Xu Muge: "It's handed over to the deputy team leader."

Zhang Yuhao: "The deputy team leader is in charge of this?"

Xu Muge: "The deputy team leader took a look and drew a circle first."

Zhang Yuhao: "Draw circles?

Xu Muge: "This is called circle reading."

Zhang Yuhao: "Oh.

Xu Muge: "It means basically agree.

Zhang Yuhao: "It's decided."

Xu Muge: "Please ask the team leader to decide."

Zhang Yuhao: "Do you still have to take care of this matter by the team leader?"

Xu Muge: "The team leader took a look and drew a circle first."

Zhang Yuhao: "Draw another circle."

Xu Muge: "Please ask the deputy section chief to decide."

Zhang Yuhao: "Oh."

Xu Muge: "The deputy section chief drew a circle first."

Zhang Yuhao: "Hmm.

Xu Muge: "Please make a decision on the part chief."

Zhang Yuhao: "Oh."

Xu Muge: "The section chief drew a circle first, and asked the deputy manager to decide."

Zhang Yuhao: "Yes."

Xu Muge: "The deputy manager drew a circle first.

Zhang Yuhao: "Five circles."

Xu Muge: "Please ask the general manager to decide."

Zhang Yuhao: "Hmm.

Xu Muge: "To say that efficiency has to be our general manager."

Zhang Yuhao: "Is it?"

Xu Muge: "Take a look, five circles, understand, pick up the pen to brush and approve a few words."

Zhang Yuhao: "How was it approved?"

Xu Muge: "Agree, go to the Olympics to steal."

Zhang Yuhao: "Don't you read the content here?"

Xu Muge: "Before we finished writing, the police blocked us in an uproar."

Zhang Yuhao: "Yes!"

Xu Muge: "When I put on the cold handcuffs, I thought about it, it was all over, I was desperate, the more desperate I was, the more regretful I was, the more annoyed, I was angry from the heart, evil was born to the guts, I said it all because of my report, you!" I said comrade civilian police.

Zhang Yuhao: "Hmm.

Xu Muge: "X-wing doctrine kills people." "