Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

The movie is still more than half a month to be released, Xu Muge is too lazy to hold any press conference to engage in publicity, anyway, the last one, the money has been earned enough, it doesn't matter how the box office reputation is.

Xu Muge had just come downstairs when he heard Xu Yan reading a string of numbers.

"Forty-three, thirty-eight, forty-four, thirty-nine..."

Xu Muge asked casually, "What are you talking about?" Is it temperature everywhere? It's been really hot this year. "

It's mid-June, and I don't want to go out when it's hot outside, and I have to eat three pieces of ice cream a day.

Xu Yan replied: "No, I just read the average score of mathematics transmitted online in various provinces. "

Ahhhhh

The college entrance examination is really every few years when mathematics has to stand up and brush a wave of existence.

Xu Muge glanced at the time, "It's half past one, is it time for you to go to work?"

Xu Yan and Su Qianwan looked up, and it was true, and quickly packed up their things.

"Gee, it's really enviable, I haven't experienced the feeling of going to work for a long time, no, I haven't experienced it at all," Xu Muge said leisurely while eating ice cream.

Xu Yan gave him a blank look, leaned over and nibbled his ice cream, and the ice caused her own toothache.

Xu Muge returned to the study, came to the bookshelf, and casually took a book to read, after all, people still have to charge and enrich themselves often.

After watching for half an hour, Xu Muge twisted his neck and twisted his waist.

"Pay attention to the combination of work and rest."

Xu Muge put down the book, sat in front of the computer, and played a game.

Without paying attention, I played until 6 pm.

You talk about this, reading for half an hour will make my neck ache, and playing games for an afternoon is still alive.

In the evening.

Xu Muge opened the live broadcast room and prepared to come to a long-lost email reading session of the audience.

When I used to live broadcast, I couldn't wait to read the email every day, I wanted to hear everyone's jokes, I wanted to understand other people's experiences.

Later, I became more and more busy, experienced too many things, and became less enthusiastic about this matter.

But after all, this is the highlight of Xu Muge's earliest live broadcast, and occasionally I have to reminisce.

Still the same as before, in about ten minutes, Xu Muge received tens of thousands of emails.

A large part of them are making trouble in their whole work, posting jokes Huang Wen or something, and Xu Muge only selects those emails that are really confused and questionable to interpret and analyze.

"Hello Faun, I have always wanted to find an expert to ask about emotional issues, and finally waited for the email reading session."

"Well, I've been talking to my girlfriend for two months, but I feel like I can't see through her all the time, that is, she wants nothing to say, and keeps asking me to guess."

"Especially her birthday a few days ago, before her birthday I asked her what gift she wanted, she said it's okay, as long as I sent it very happy, I gave her a set of lipstick, but she didn't seem to like it, the meal was not finished, she said that she was uncomfortable leaving, and it has been a cold war these days."

"I don't understand, I obviously asked her what she wanted, she didn't say, I myself sent her by feeling and was unhappy, it's really head-starting, why is it so tiring to fall in love."

This plot is quite common.

Xu Muge drank saliva, smiled, and rubbed his chin to analyze.

"Just from what you said, I feel that there are three possibilities, one is that she herself does not know what she wants, why she is not happy, pessimistic to say, what the wrong person sends is wrong, and the right person sends everything is right."

"The second is that she has an idea, I want a thousand things, but I don't say, let you guess, what if you send ten thousand things?"

"The third is to stand and stand, I want your things, but I will definitely not take the initiative to ask for it, even if I talk about this matter in the future, it will be sent by you on your own initiative, not what I want."

The live broadcast room is full of six six six.

Especially those new fans who have not seen Xu Muge's reading email, they are all amazed.

"I didn't expect that the Faun is also an emotional expert."

"It's all for you to understand."

"Obviously so young, why can you see so clearly."

"Looking at the email, I also wondered, why is this so, after the analysis of the Faun, I was directly enlightened and obeyed."

At the beginning, Xu Muge, as a newcomer with no background and no background, could live broadcast so quickly, and the program effect brought by the email reading session was indispensable.

I don't understand the gold content of an emotional master!

Second letter.

"Faun, I want to leave, but I'm embarrassed to say, can you help me with a move, thank you."

Xu Muge smiled.

"This is not simple, the boss picks you turn the table, the boss opens the door and you get in the car, the boss K song you cut the song, the boss toasts you don't drink, the boss suspends the license and you touch yourself, the boss talks you nag, the boss drinks water and you brake, this string down, the boss is your father also has to open you."

After relaxing, there is another emotional problem.

"Faun God Faun, I have a very entangled emotional matter, I hope you can help me solve my confusion."

"I've had a crush on a high school classmate since high school, we've been in touch, and now we've been working for two years after college, and after meeting at a class reunion before, our relationship grew by leaps and bounds, and I confessed a week ago, and she agreed."

"But yesterday, she told me that she was raised by a boss in college as a lover for two years because of lack of money, and asked me if I minded, I was afraid that she would not be happy, and I said I didn't hesitate to say no."

"But in fact, as a person who has not been in a relationship and has conservative thinking, I care a lot, but I like her very much and like her for so many years."

"This makes me very entangled, whether to break up in time to stop the loss, not to let myself fall too deep, or choose to forget the past and continue to be with her."

And who hasn't had a crush on a female classmate in high school at the age when her love was just starting to bloom with hormones?

Even if some people were just studying or playing games at that time, years later, looking back on that experience, there will still be some figures that linger in their minds.

In the end, it is really easy to get together with the female classmate I had a crush on in high school.

After Xu Muge finished reading, he first came with a sentence.

"It's good that she can take the initiative to tell you about it."

"Well, I'll tell you a story."

"I have a classmate who bought a new 3060 graphics card for 2,000 on the Internet, which he waited for a year to get, and he happily took it home."

"Soon he found that the card was not as good as he thought, it seemed to be a little weak and sick, he thought that there might be a problem with his case, changed to a new case, and then he did not dare to play for too long, playing for an hour and resting for three hours, and trying to play those games that did not require much graphics card."

"For this graphics card, he saved money and even decided to change other accessories for the computer."

"This graphics card is under his care, quiet, but what he doesn't know is that maybe two or three months ago, this graphics card was in a mine boss, under the impact of a two-kilowatt power supply, and it roared with all its might, hoping to let the whole world hear."

After Xu Muge's words, the audience who sent the email realized, and the audience watching the play burst into laughter.

"It's raucous!"

"Ru Zhixiao, my generation will never be able to do it."

"Although I didn't say a word, I could hear what I was saying."

"The car skills of the Faun God are really strong, it is worthy of being the man who won the TT championship in the Isle of Man, and the car god is well deserved!"