Live broadcast: The school beauty cried in anger with one sentence at the beginning

There are many old viewers who like Xu Muge's reading of emails.

Later, Xu Muge came to a voice answer to various questions, and everyone liked it more.

The story of Meng De and the two hedgehogs steaming goose hearts is still circulating on various video websites and has endured for a long time.

Many viewers are looking forward to Xu Muge coming to this session a few more times.

Even Lou Zhanlei and they all gathered around when they heard this.

In just ten minutes, more than a thousand people came from YY.

Randomly on the microphone to speak.

The first ID is named Wang Qi-chan.

Pei Houwang behind Xu Muge muttered.

"I've only heard of Little Bird, Moe White, and Sauce, is this Wang Qi-chan also..."

the voice sounded.

"Hello? Can Brother Mu hear it? "

It's a male voice.

Pei Houwang was disappointed.

Xu Muge: "I can hear it, you say it." "

I don't know, I thought it was Nana-chan."

Wang Qichan: "It's such a shepherd brother, I have liked a girl for more than a year, we occasionally chat, she is simply the most perfect goddess in my mind."

"Half an hour ago, I asked her what the success rate would be if I chased her, and she said that 79 percent, this probability I don't understand very well, so I haven't replied, I want to ask you if you understand."

Xu Muge rubbed his chin and thought about it.

"Have you ever heard a saying that there is a play in eighty percent, and you are still one percent away from eighty percent, so there is no drama, it is obvious that she politely rejected you."

Wang Qichan was surprised.

"Is there still such a statement? But we talked very well this year, I gave her gifts and red envelopes during the holidays, and she asked for them, and gave me a gift back.

Xu Mu raised his forehead, and it was difficult to say a word.

"In fact, you don't have to think so much, you just have an ATM, don't care what he does so much, spit out money and it's over."

Points +233

ah this...

Wang Qichan: "I understand Brother Mu." He

silently got off the wheat.

In fact, he also guessed that he was treated as a fish for money, but he didn't want to admit it.

Now that Xu Muge said this, it made him completely understand.

At this time, Xu Muge's live broadcast room was about five million, and the VIP online was more than 50,000, which was many more fans than usual.

They originally wanted to come to listen to the song, but they didn't expect to have an unexpected harvest.

"Finally the favorite part."

"ATMs are so real."

"Seeing what happened to Yuki-chan, I remembered myself at the beginning."

"Brother Mu's roommate is not simple, only I heard the three sauces he just said?"

"I also heard it, I understand everything, if I don't know how to send me a private message, send you some learning materials."

"Wowow! Are you a trumpet for a black-hearted old driver?!

Xu Muge lifted Erlang's leg and drank his saliva.

Waiting for the second destined person to go to the wheat.

This chat is half an hour, and most of it is relatively ordinary.

Unexpectedly, the last person to speak on the microphone turned out to be a woman.

The name is Monmi.

"Hello anchor."

Xu Muge raised his eyebrows, "Hello, listening to your voice, it should be a big sister."

Munmi: "Yes, this year is my third natal year.

Xu Muge: "Then do you have any questions?"

Mengmi: "I'm still single, and the biggest problem is emotional problems, and I haven't been able to find a satisfactory partner."

Xu Muge: "Can you tell us about your conditions and requirements for your other half." "

If you are single at this age, you are generally too demanding, the requirements exceed your own conditions, and you have no self-knowledge.

Mengmi: "I am now a cashier of a local company, with a salary of about 4,500, no car or house, I rent my own house, and I have a dog. "

It's too average.

She continued.

"If you ask for your significant other."

"I think you're good, young and handsome and talented, but we're not in the same city, so if you want to come to my city."

Xu Muge: "??? "

Little question mark, do you have a lot of friends.

She didn't say what she looked, it was definitely not good, and if she looked good, she would not be single to the age of thirty-six.

And, big sister! Let you be insincere do not disturb the object, not the host!!

Your conditions are not good, and you think quite beautifully.

I'm afraid I haven't woken up from my dreams.

Don't talk about me, even my roommates can't look at you.

Speaking of roommates.

The Lou Zhanlei servants behind Xu Muge almost laughed on the spot after hearing this, and they covered their mouths and ran to the balcony.

Hahaha........

Xu Muge turned his head to look at them, very speechless.

This eldest sister is probably confused by some chicken soup.

Xu Muge said, "Don't you want to settle down?

Meng Mi hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I am not too old, it is the most perfect stage of women, I want to find an equally excellent and perfect opposite sex, is there anything wrong?"

Xu Muge covered his mouth, almost didn't laugh out loud, and nodded.

"You're right, women really can't settle."

"There is a cafeteria aunt in our school, who is also almost forty, and before there was a rich second-generation senior who fell in love with her at first sight, the senior had six abs at one meter eight, a bit like Yanzu, with a good temper, sending flowers to the canteen aunt every day, trying to pursue her."

"After his unremitting efforts and chasing for three years, they finally got together, and on the wedding day, they first walked the red carpet at our school, and then went to a five-star hotel to hold a formal wedding, which was very romantic."

Xu Muge's small mouth did not stop.

"Also, the cleaning aunt of a friend's company of mine, who is fifty years old, accidentally met the general manager of his company that day, and then the general manager died and lived in love with her."

"The twenty-six-year-old general manager drives a Ferrari to work every day, the general manager can also cook, is proficient in three cuisines, and cooks for her every meal, completely without any heaviness."

"They had just had their wedding in Maules a month ago, and then they traveled the world on a yacht."

"Therefore, women must not be themselves, let alone care about other people's gossip, just do their own and wait, your Prince Charming will come sooner or later!"

The more she listened, the more excited she became.

"Yes, yes! That's what I thought, you are simply my soulmate, or else..." Xu

Muge hurriedly said: "Don't don't, I'm not worthy of your eldest sister!" You deserve better.

Meng Mi replied in a loud voice: "Good! Thank you for your answer! "

Goodbye."

She got off the wheat, Xu Muge breathed a sigh of relief, and went to the corridor of the bedroom to laugh for a while.

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't care so much, and they laughed directly.

"Hahahaha! Brother Mu is also too capable of pulling!

"One dares to make up, one dares to believe."

"This eldest sister was fooled by the boxer's chicken soup."

"Look at Brother Mu scared, his little face is pale."

"If this eldest sister says that she went to find Brother Mu, I am afraid that Brother Mu can carry the plane overnight."

"I'm the cat, the last life lasted for a long time, this time I really can't stand it, now I'm about to die, are you satisfied with the anchor?"